Blame d Maga

Recently I've been getting emails telling me to send my name, address, age nd all what not to some dude's email address cos I've won £1,000,000,000....imagine the insult!!! Abeg wetin dey worry yahoo boyz sef? shey of all the prospective mugus on the planet they think Sir Scribbles will be gullible enuf to fall for their crap? Maybe they think I'm naive enuf to assume the email's legit cos the names they used are Dan Smith or Henry Silverman ...fancy names won't get me cos I know ur real names....Emeka, Yusuf nd Gbola lol.

I don't know who we shud even blame for scamming sef, it's typical to blame the yahoo boys but doesn't it bother you that there're still suckers falling for these get-rich-right friggin now emails? "My uncle died and left me an inheritance and I need a spouse to claim it so send money for the lawyer"....nd some pple fall for this?...seriously ehn what makes you so special that some random dude want's to share his inheritance with you? The other day someone sent my mum a text telling her she'd won N10,000,000, in some Globacom raffle draw...which she didn't even enter for. They told her to visit one website nd drop all her info, thank God she asked for my opinion first, one look at that website and I knew it designed simply for maga purposes. She was like "They have a website, they must be legit" I simply told her she was lucky to have a wonderful pikin like me cos if not she'd be the inspiration for Kelly handsome's next hit song.

Sir Scribbles has a solution though, I think we shudn't even be trying to catch Yahoo boys, the pple we shud catch and jail are Mugus...YES MUGUS!!! If we start jailing Mugus pple won't fall for scams anymore...they won't even consider d offers sef! If you read in next weeks paper that 12 pple have been arrested and are in questioning on account of being Mugus what do u think the effect will be on the society at large...a scarcity of mugus that's what...a Mugu recession and yahoo yahoo extinction!!!