I think I've written enough posts to describe myself and I still feel there's more to tell...or ask!! I'm writting this cos I can't understand why pple don't get me biko.....
Okay someone told me I'm too oldskool cos I feel romance is the way forward, this statement originated 4rm Uni when I was caught sneaking a romantic note into my girlfriend's bag while she was in the library....I hate Sam ehn! lol
They say I "waste" chicks cos I have the potential to shag and be shagged on a daily basis but I'm dullin' myself...cos I ordered a cake for someone just cos I felt like it...you shud have seen her face
They say I lead chicks on cos I'm so nice, they say if they had my humour height and charm they'd be tenants at the playboy mansion....
They say I'm not into exploring and I'm missing a lot and I shud take time to enjoy the "vanities" in life...that mugu countered his own argument, he wanted to take me on a binge drinking session and I asked if it involved coke or juice lol
My asnwer to these pple....I have evolved! I'm at level 50 wen y'all at Level 10...I'm at astro-awesomeness while y'all simply pple. If I was all d things you guys were I'd be just like you...nd I hate follow-follow...ergo I choose to be be different, unique...awesome!! I diss you not oh, don't take this the wrong way, but when you ask me what I want to drink and I say pineapple juice don't act so surprised biko...i will hold dat glass of juice and give a toast in a room full of scotch guzzling pple as well. When you ask me if I drink and I say no please do not proceed to call me names like "Mama's boy" and "Reverend Robby" cos if those are attempts to pressure me into assassinating my liver then you are seriously misguided cos after all that you will still need to run down to Tesco and buy that Mango juice mehn!! Me wey no dey succumb to peer pressure self I go follow una dey laugh sef. When you ask me if I've slept wiv her I will probably say No...cos no be every girl! Shey na every woman wey cross my part I must straff...cos if I slept wiv every girl I've met or you want me to sleep wiv my "john thomas" wud be like the Nike logo by now.
Now don't get it twisted I'm not conceited, I grew up knowing the difference between confidence and pride and I try my best not to cross the line into Narcissm but I see things differently 4rm the masses. I may sound like a nutjob but I tell you that you haven't scratched the surface..it's like I said 4rm the beginning..."A week in my mind and you'll never want to go home...Guaranteed!!!"....sigh...felt good letting this out...cos pple be testing you 4 no gud reason!
Some pple have told me they can't keep up wiv my blog, that I update to often...I think I shud psace stuff out now...wat do u think..majority takes d vote so let me know
Okay someone told me I'm too oldskool cos I feel romance is the way forward, this statement originated 4rm Uni when I was caught sneaking a romantic note into my girlfriend's bag while she was in the library....I hate Sam ehn! lol
They say I "waste" chicks cos I have the potential to shag and be shagged on a daily basis but I'm dullin' myself...cos I ordered a cake for someone just cos I felt like it...you shud have seen her face
They say I lead chicks on cos I'm so nice, they say if they had my humour height and charm they'd be tenants at the playboy mansion....
They say I'm not into exploring and I'm missing a lot and I shud take time to enjoy the "vanities" in life...that mugu countered his own argument, he wanted to take me on a binge drinking session and I asked if it involved coke or juice lol
My asnwer to these pple....I have evolved! I'm at level 50 wen y'all at Level 10...I'm at astro-awesomeness while y'all simply pple. If I was all d things you guys were I'd be just like you...nd I hate follow-follow...ergo I choose to be be different, unique...awesome!! I diss you not oh, don't take this the wrong way, but when you ask me what I want to drink and I say pineapple juice don't act so surprised biko...i will hold dat glass of juice and give a toast in a room full of scotch guzzling pple as well. When you ask me if I drink and I say no please do not proceed to call me names like "Mama's boy" and "Reverend Robby" cos if those are attempts to pressure me into assassinating my liver then you are seriously misguided cos after all that you will still need to run down to Tesco and buy that Mango juice mehn!! Me wey no dey succumb to peer pressure self I go follow una dey laugh sef. When you ask me if I've slept wiv her I will probably say No...cos no be every girl! Shey na every woman wey cross my part I must straff...cos if I slept wiv every girl I've met or you want me to sleep wiv my "john thomas" wud be like the Nike logo by now.
Now don't get it twisted I'm not conceited, I grew up knowing the difference between confidence and pride and I try my best not to cross the line into Narcissm but I see things differently 4rm the masses. I may sound like a nutjob but I tell you that you haven't scratched the surface..it's like I said 4rm the beginning..."A week in my mind and you'll never want to go home...Guaranteed!!!"....sigh...felt good letting this out...cos pple be testing you 4 no gud reason!
Some pple have told me they can't keep up wiv my blog, that I update to often...I think I shud psace stuff out now...wat do u think..majority takes d vote so let me know
35 comments:
First!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even all the way in naija i'm still doing my thang,in ur faces all of u............lol
Just checking in on you..hope u'v not been up to anything funny???
You've sure updated a lot since,i'm off to read ur old posts....its cool though,its ur blog and u can update as u please.
I love reading ur posts so keep doing you ok......i miss reading ur blog on a daily basis sha
Ha juiceegal even with ur supposedly slow internet?? mehn im ashamed! Anyway scribbs dont you dare slow down on the posts oh..I only said that cos i was sad i wasnt first..lol Plus this was well written, wen most girls are looking for guys like you ppl are complaining. Keep doing ur thing jo.
i love reading ur blog so biko dont do anything funny like spacing out...i ahte going to my fave bloggers and realising that thy didnt update..lol.
anyway,i like u already.did u tell juice girl that u cheated on her?lol
if they can keep up, na dia toro be dat. juicy posts like urs can be scarce sometimes.
agenda of my comment is based on the drinking part, i tell my friends that I have as much fun taking cranberry juice(lol) as they take vodka when we hang out.
lol @ juiceegal.
No dude dont slow down na...
Ha ha ha! NO o biko! Seriuosly girls r looking for pple like una...not that ur head shud start swelling now.....
lol
yeah, i likeeee this new template. shey have others/links in store bah?
if u dont mind, share/send with/to yinkuslolo@gail.com
@Juiceeegal: BABY BOO!! My One and only, aww it's so nice of you to check up on me lol. Thnaks jo I will keep writting as the inspiration leads me...which is almost everyday lol. How u dey jo? Ofcourse I've ben behaving myself...they come after me but i tell dem that I'm a married man lol...
@Tay-mee: Mehn thanks oh, i will put that in mind weneva I have supposedly pressured into doing nonsense lol. Plus I will blog as I please as well thanks.
@Leggy: Leggy! Leggy! Oge o ne kma koro aha gi? Take ur time o! Who cheated jo..abi did i cheat and did not know...hapu m'aka o! My dear don't worry oh! I will update as often as can ehn!
@Yinkuslolo: babe thank you oh, tell dem to leave us be jo! how cna a scientifically proven depressant make me happy...ironically stupid if you ask me
@Brokeass: My sister I hope it's true o! cos pple these days make guyz like me feel like I'm a specie going extinct
awwwlies don't we all think u're a cutie!! :P NOT
ok but seriously tho, i'd have to comend u behaviour wise. It's nice to know there are still boys out there with a lil' bit of decency. Dont straff too much oh...aids is real. lol. :P
@yinkuslolo: I've been trying to send the email to you and it's not going thru...so i noticed you mispelt the gmail..i corrected it...sent it again...didn' go thru...yinkuslolo@gmail.com shey?
@Penelope: lol...don't lot the blog deceive you oh, i'm not a good boy at all... Sha thanks O!
Abeg at least you're not saying you've slept with a babe when you haven't! That definately puts you levels above a lot of guys.
Nah Lady X free him..lol
oh great..so ure not a good boy. wow...bummer.
*rolling eyes*
I like the new layout tho...very sophisticated.
@robby: i dunno oh. use yinkuslolo@gmail.com, if it's still stubborn. lemme know ur email, and i will mail u to reply me instead
@Yinkuslolo: Babe it's still misbehaving and this yahoo Mailer daemon thing don dey vex me sef...my emails robbyifeonu@yahoo.com
space gini? abeg no make i reach uk wound you...lol
don't u know i read ur blog with my morning coffee/afternoon jog/evening jazz fest????....*angry expression*
ahn ahn c how uv made my blood to statr boiling...abeg no talk anyhow oh..haba!!!
ok...i need to calm down...lmao
as for those people...mschewww, abeg continue sending cakes and sneaking love letters...we like that, at least i know some of us(the GOOD ones)do...lol.
i respect you alot u know, holding on to ur principles, it's not easy,...that's why i've decided to upgrade ur status from soul-mate to potential hubby...FYI u are contesting with T.I, Will Smith, Tyson beckford, Corbin Bleu, Van vicker, even my own boyfriend...na long list oh..so u've got to bring ur A game...*big grin*
P.S: love ur new layout
This was real nice and I applaud it. that's was why I said what I said :) so many people allow peer pressure to get into them and end up with nothing of substance. lol about ur john thomas and the nike logo lol.
I love the new template btw...and about the regularity sometimes I find it hard to keep up and I miss a lot of good posts. anyway its partly my fault cos ive been awol
Hahahahaha. Poor you. Biko don't mind them ooooo. Yes, tell all of them to hapu gi aka biko! Ahn ahn!!
Ewooo who don vex Oga Scribbs? Who born d maga? Scribbs show us d ppl let's handle dem for ya...lol
No need for sermon; you do wat u do cos u can, not becos sum1 said so n' in my opinion dats wat sets the boys apart from the men.
Biko if d drive to update or post is there pls do o, we enjoying navigating thru ur mysterious head..lol.
Easy man!
Tell him say...
"You've got the Boom Boom Pow, u so 2008, they so 2000 n' late" lol
just do u...we wuv u like that!
How did juiceegal make first biko ?
Scribbles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what is this thing you're saying about wanting to slow down your blogging and stuff? eh Scribbles chukwuamaka robby eh!
If I hear that kind of dirty work come from your mouth again eh! I will come over to that obodo oyinbo and slap your behind or better still I will solicit the help of your personal Virtual Mama 2000 *I'mm sure you don't want that
see this boy sha! because of you I go register for cyber café wey i go dey read your blog,I even do free mobile browsing for when I'm on the go and can't be held down by a computer. I went to the extent of commiting crimes to read your blog and here you are saying rubbish.... IF I HEAR AM!!!.....
now you shall not only double... no quadruple your posting frequency but you shall always send me an alert before you post so that i can always be first on your comments list
Is that clear SCRIBBY? Is it?
IT better be if not.......
G-FUNC, i no fit laff for that u comment
i laff
you've changed your theme.
I don't think I heard you well, you want to limit my crack...lol...for reals now don't slow down. Me I like the fact that you update frequently
lol @ G-FUNC post.
ooooohhh u sound very confident with urself. Heheheheh
Lekwe onu gi! Biko ha hapu gi aka oh. You know what you want jare and leave the rest of the slow folks to keep thinking at the level of 10 ma owuru kwa gi.
I feel u mehn lol
Your Royal Highness, please do as you see fit. No man fit to be called a man will say you have done worng. Everyone one say one thing or the other about the ways that we behave, but it is for you to filter the crap that is being said and make use of the good ones...when no good ones come your way, try as much as you can to not bother.
They will always talk, it is for you to turn a deaf ear
"Now don't get it twisted I'm not conceited, I grew up knowing the difference between confidence and pride and I try my best not to cross the line into Narcissm but I see things differently 4rm the masses."
Hmmmmmm...Nice!!! I can't even be mad at that...sha don't cross that line :)
lol @ "my "john thomas" wud be like the Nike logo by now."
ok am back to "loving" you again....dont mess this up!!! note i am only in love with Robertford's mind not his lanky self...just for the record...hehehehehee
do u o jare.....and keep updating more and more u give me somfin to read...whoever don like it can kick rocks.....
DONT FUCK this up !!!!!
" If I was all d things you guys were I'd be just like you..."
classic line...
u try man!
good stuff!
@Sulihp: Babe no vex o! I will blog as I see fit okay! Potential Hubby...me likey that new post oh lol all those other dudes no reach abeg...I am d realistic choice yes? Thanks oh! took my ages to find one layout that I liked
@Miss N: Eya..maybe I shud be alerting you wen I have posted something new...that one is a long tin sef lol. We will pray that you stay in touch wiv the royal scribbles lol. I haet peer pressure, hate wen pple get pulled in by it and hate wen pple pull pple in wiv it
@Undercover07:Nobodey vex me my dear, I simply woke up and remembered some annoying stuff. My mysteriosu head....i neva hear that oen b4 oh! care to explain?
@Vera: Thanks for stopping by. help me tell dem I don;t want oh, shey na by force?
@Chayoma: Juiceegal is on some lovin levels mehn! I was surprised wen I sw her there sef. I like dat song ehn lol
@G-FUNC: LMAO Oga no vex na! Shey u wan kill me? I will update as I see fit my broda no worries...why u dey threaten me wiv my own product biko
@yinkuslolo: The boy is mental shey?
@Rene:G-FUNC is crazy shey..I know. Don't worry I won't limit it, weneva I feel the urge I will write
@Tigress: Some might think I'm too confident but I think I can be timid at times which is bad u know?
@Nice Anon: Igbo kwenu lol. No worries I will update as the spirit leads my dear lol...
@Naijababe: Shey I've told you that you are topping my charts now lol...sha u nd juiceegal gatz fight oh! I will not listen to the them again I promise, I blog as I see fit
@Repressed one: lo..glad u liked it oh. thanks 4 reaching these endz
@CC: when did I fuck up our previous luvy luvy. If I did I was not aware oh! My lanky sef?...me no lanky oh! I'm slim and sexy. Girl u show me too much love u know lol. Luv right back at u
@HRM: glad you liked it Oh! thanks for reaching this side
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