143

143 =I love you
143ers =I love you users

It's like I'm a double agent now, on one side I am a woman lover and on the other side I am divulging our secrets to the enemy camp...I am so getting kicked out of the Organisation for this....VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!!!!!

The three most powerful words any guy can throw at you are "I love you". It shows the potency of a guy's feelings and the intensity of his ambition to land you...depending on what he is after. There are three types of guys who use it:

• The traditional lover

• The Oblivious sucker

• The Determined Shagger

The traditional lover will use these words when he truely believes his emotions have surpassed words like "I like you" and "I'm crazy about you". The amount of time it will take the traditional lover to mature into using these words depends on factors like relationship history, past experiences/responses, number of exs it has created, and other internal constraints like shyness, timidity and fear. Therefore, the gestation period b4 this declaration varies and some 143ers may blurt out the words after a few weeks, some a few seconds after meeting you for the first time and some after 3 years of dating. It is difficult to actually analyse and grade the mentality of the traditional lover because some women feel that by saying "I love you" just 30 seconds after meeting her means the dude is crazy while some believe it to be an act of pure honesty and waiting for a chunk of months to roll by before saying it is just a waste of time and a mundane protocol. The traditonal lover leaves a perilous life and though his options wiv women should typically be varied he is advised to stick to the sensitive Lady/female traditional lover because trying to relay his feelings to a woman of less "tradionality" increases uncertainity nd the probabilty of failure.

The Oblivious sucker is very easy to identify and wasting a whole paragraph describing him will annoy both you and me so I'll just say this, he does not know the meaning of the word, it's a fad to him, a cliche, a protocol, a requirement, not an obligation but something he thinks is required of him. He says it to either get the girl or keep the girl and in most cases he loses the girl cos he doesn't take into consideration the core factors like emotions and gestation periods...the oblivious sucker usually lands the naive girl cos together they can live out the saying "Ignorance is bliss"

The determined shagger needs no introduction, he's ambitious, sometimes crafty, wants wat's in ur pants and will do wateva it takes to get it. "I love you" is merely a means to an end for him. There will be no problem using these words and they will flow out of his lips like water from a fountain. The more tactful ones will have tried every other trick in the book to move ur panties southward and when all else fails the big 143 guns will be his last resort and frustration and hormones will leave him no choice than to aim for ur head at point blank range. Ladies if you find urself in the clutches of a determined shagger and he has pulled out his 143 pistol on you shooting to kill then you should b proud of urself. Raise ur head high and strut ur stuff because wateva it is u r hiding 4rm him he is ready to do anything to get it. The determines shagger is ruthless, cunning and blunt at the same time, he is not afraid of the consequences 143 may bring as long as he gets to paly Tomb Raider if you know what I mean. The determined shagger has a variety of choices when it comes to women, he can land the Naive girl, the Horny mama, the sensitive lady, the easily canjoled and in circurmstances where the guy is very skilled and expericed he may even land a female traditional lover so ladies you cannot be warned enough.

Now I have to go into witness protection lol.