No more play play....

*serious face* Oya everybody look sharp! Put on ur thinking caps and if you don't have one you can rent one 4rm Leggy or CC cos it's time to brainstorm!! We no dey play 4 here oh! I have a few observations and would like ur logical inferences please...dis na serious matter so no smiling.

Abeg can someone explain to me why Sesame street as been lying to us for decades? How? The Cookie monster is how! He never really eats the cookies does he? NO! he pretend sto eat them but just breaks them into lil pieces and litters them all over the floor. I just realised the cookie monster is all talk and no game, he's got no cookie munching skills and it saddens me to think millions of kids and adults believe he's got some insatisiable craving for cookies when he's nothing to show for it. Sure he talks a big game but no one can handle that many calories...no one!!

I have a new follower and as is the normal tradition I went over to hers to say hi and all dat, a few minutes after arriving at hers I knew something was different. I'd like y'all to take a stroll over to Calc Musings and see if you can figure out what's going on there. I tried to form smart pikin and decipher her many "unique" musings but it reminded me of a riddle I saw on Yinkuslolo's blog....the one I so cofidently ran away 4rm. I really want to leave a comment there but I was afraid of sounding either like an iliterate or an ignorant sycophant. But make nobody go comment first on any post there ooo...I've got dibs on all of them shey una dey hear me so?!!

I've noticed something very disturbing, dis time it's not about transsexuals o! It's name is SKINNY JEANS. If I ever wear a pair of skinny jeans I'd like u all to revoke my blogsville pass and ban me and my children 4rm ever scribbling again. Funny enuf it looks good on some dudes (can't belive I just said that...sounds sooooo gay) but as for me and my thighs we will serve the roomy pants thank you. I've got a friend who wears dem on d regular and weneva i walk down the street wiv him I can see pple straing at both of us nd knowing british folk this is wat they'd be thinkin "Effin' puffs, walk down our street will you? Oi!, gets ur soding, spear chucking, rear ending selves off our street!!!"

To the ladies in the house, if you have an older brother ehn and he's being overbearing, overprotecting nd a general pain in the posterior I have a solution for you...it's called Deal wiv it cos that's how we were designed. Why do u make it hard for us to be overprotective sef, it's hard enough to do without y'all having cloak and dagger boyfriends around but y'all just want to make d job even more tasking don't you? Why i ask why? I have a sister, just one, no replacement o, just one, God hasn't sure I could handle multiple so he gave me one sister..sue me 4 wanting to blind any half-wit who tries to hit on her...especially wiv pick up lines....infact don't sue me, jail me cos homicide is inevitable.

Barney the dinosaur obviously has pedophilic tendencies, it's either that or he's gay and for those of you who just thot "How could Robby say that?" well I've got gist for you, obeservations, facts and some friggin ingenius guesses as well. When next you see the purple creature ask him this, how come he wears purple all the time wiv a hint of lemon green to ginger things up? I'm no paleontologist but I have a fairly vivid picture of what dinosaurs look like, they have hard rigid skin not soft purply highly exfoliated skin, they have long fangs and monstrous sized canines not Dr. 90210 chisled molars and they don't sing love songs to lil' kids. Shey Barney didn't see his mate Godzilla, Godzilla wasn't even a dinosaur, she was just a lizard who drank too much fermented Kaikai. The last evidence of Barney's child-loving traits was hiding in plain sight and this one no be the Da Vinci code, at the beginning of every show Barney is "small" then wen the kids come to play he grows "bigger" then when they leave he gets "small" again....u don't need Dan Brown to tell you that at some point during the "I love you" sing aloud/serenade Barney, the prehistoric R-Kelly, had a "Dinogasm".