Scribblenation: In all its random glory

I noticed I haven't really made one of my trademark "Scribblenation" post in a while, all this relationship analysis, Love Hypothesis nd Organistion treachery is making me too...static...BRING ON THE RANDOMNESS!!!!

I have this theory you know, Scribble's Law states that in terms of physical appearance every chick is directly proportional to her blog as long as posts, comments and articulation remain constant. i.e. FB=B*k
where FB=Fine Babe
B= Blog
k=posts*comments*articulation (all constant)
I have done my research nd all the Blogsville chicks I know, anonymous here or otherwise have proved this theory..which is a law now come to think of it, In ur face E=MC^2....I'm clearing space on my book shelf where I'll keep my Noble peace price.

I've never really liked Indian films...abi Bollywood productions (political correctness nd all). I think they are a bit monotonous. Usually about two pple (who btw walk around wiv random playlist in their heads). They both love each other, they want to get married, their parents never agree nd want her to marry some Crime lord of Gang leader and then they sing about it for half of the movie....explain to me how running round dat tree in the park will help solve ur problems...time wasted in my opinion. If they both sat down nd had a brainstorming session I'm sure they'd come up wiv the plan to elope much faster ...at least it wudn't take them 3hrs of to do it nd we'd be done wiv d movie in an hour topz lol. Imagine sitting in a park enjoying the breeze nd soaking up the sun when suddenly random uninterpretable music starts to play nd you see two adults running round a tree in front of you singing along to the song....don't lie...you'd think they were off their rocker!!!!

Technology is getting stalker friendly you know, In the "crazy stalker starter kit" you've got binoculars, cameras, chlorofoam nd a twitter page..how else can you explain the concept of Twitter? Their tagline is "follow me on Twitter" what other way do u think a stalker earns his due and gets off? By following ofcourse!! Follow me on Twitter nd u shall know what I'm doing, where I am doing it nd in some cases who I am doing it wit....Stalkers don't even have to leave their houses anymore, all they need is Firefox, Broadband connection nd a twitter profile

Saw my aunt wiv this Avon magazine that had a caption on d cover "look up to five years younger in 14 days". Apparently the scientists at Avon have cracked the code for rejuvination or maybe they've managed to locate the foutain of youth. By my calculations, if you are 40 nd you use this cream for 2 weeks you'll look 35 yes? nd if you are 26 and you use this cream for a month you'll look 16 right? Which means if you are 60 and you use this cram for half a year you will have sperm for a face...

If you read yahoo news then I'd like to ask you a question, you know how they list the headlines on the page right?...is it just me or is Obama stuck in a wahala free twilight zone? I know he's got issues to sort out and all but anytime I glance at the headlines on Yhaoo news it's always in this order:

~Plane crash kills 120....
~Gunman opens fire in crowded restaurant
~Isreal threathen to retaliate with counter strike
~Obama plays PS3 wiv Children in Ghana on HD TV

lol...okay maybe I exagerrated a bit, he plays the ps3 on a normal TV lol...doesn't mean they don't have HD in Ghana oh...cos una wey like scandal will just start rumours dat Sir Scribbles thinks Ghana ain't got HD...

If you are not kicking it wiv THE SIMS 3 right now you are on a looooon thing. Wen I went to Leeds I realised I wasn't d only one who'd be captured by this ingenious bundle of computer programming, there's notin more romantic than two pple lying on a bed together living there lives through a computer generated representation of themselves...OMG I've said too much lol....I love The SIMS mehn!