I am Scribbles...

"In the beginning the mind was void and without form, then Robby began to Scribble and scribbling was Robby and Robby became Scribbles" Scribblesians 1 v 1...

That's d summary of my self. A friend told me that my blog was sort of misogynistic which was neva my intention but seamingly d result of my many observations of insanity (ref: Revelations of little insanities by Scribbles). I decided to talk about myself this time in an effort to give you insight into he that is Scribbles.

First of all I'm retro wen it comes to issues like friendships, relationswhips and girls in general, I'm a sucker for Romance and all for sweeping a chick off her feet b4 she has time to know she was ever standing. When I say retro I don't mean oldskool, wat I mean is I attach value to things pple usually take 4 granted, Hugs, pecks, cuddling r some of the things I don't throw around carelessly and 4 me holding hands is a big deal so try to imagine wat I truly mean wen I kiss someone. I'd take brains over boobs any day of the week, you can be freakin' Beyonce or Kim Kardashian but if I can't hold a conversation wiv you and an intelligent one at that then it's nt going to happen, maybe it's cos I like to learn 4rm pple and grow into a mutual understanding rather than sweet talk an airhead into a relationship. I have this freaky thing about makeup, I prefer that just-out-of-bed look than d "let's go clubbing" look, my sister thinks I'm crazy but I've noticed that I always stare at chicks who look natural more often than those who can pass for the Joker in Batman. I'm spontaneous and some pple like it while and some don't...do i care?...maybe...if u r important in my life! I think pple spend more time dodging faux pas and keeping status quos than they do being real! A typical converstaion wiv me will see us jump 4rm talking about music to movies, relationships, sports, religion, education and still have time to laugh about how chicks defy the laws of physics while wearing high heels. Pple say I'm funny, sometimes I don't like it cos funny pple aren't taken seriously, they say it's a gud thing and I'm fun to be around but I think I just see and interpret things in a more comical way than others. I am random, there's so much going on in my head and some of it manifests in d way I act...stick me in any kind of crowd and I will probably fit right in wivout losing my true self...how is this a bad thing? pple think I'm pretentious, I say they don't know me at all, some say I'm crazy, I say you know me a bit too well lol. I'm nt a mad man nooo! I'm dat guy in ur office who always looks serious at his desk but during lunch I'm dancing on d cafeteria table lol. Don't drink alchohol but a pack of pineapple juice and a plate of pasta will get you into my heart lol. I like to write and draw, unfortunately I've done more writting these days than drawing. I hate bad smells, odours just drive me crazy, hence my philia for colognes.

Being retro comes wiv it's disadvantages, like caring about stuff other pple push aside...pple tend to think u r shy, proud, withdrawn or just plain gay depending on wat issues are being considered lol...but do i care? NO! I'd rather spend 2 yrs courting a chick than a one night stand...maybe that's why i don't get that much action lol. I can't cook, don't even try to teach me cos my attention span is like a 2yr old's wen i'm in d kitchen. I can't give myself a compliment, i can buy a £1000 shirt and nt think it looks nice on me till someone says so...kinda contrary to my "I don't care attitude right?" me sef i no understand! I've got traces of procastination but I'm trying to solve that one. This post is getting unreasonably long...probably continue this another time...all in all I think I've been honest throughout...too honest if you ask me but wat d heck. Safe!