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We live in dark times, the state of the global economy is dire and it seems like there is no end in sight. The recession has affected everything and everyone everywhere....even our dear blogsville. With blog foreclosures, the crash of the comment stock market and updates at an all-time low if a solution is not found soon we may be facing....online extiction. Who can lead us out of this turmoil towards a prosperous future? What must we do? Where must we go? My dear citizens of blogsville....We have the answer. From the people who brought you NUTRABLOG and VIRTUAL MAMA 2000 comes the answer you have all been looking for.....

Introducing
THE MICROBLOGIFIER 3.0

Technological has never been so articulate. The MICROBLOGIFIER 3.0 is the latest in blogging technology and will get you blogging like you've never blogged before. It's easy to use and guess what? IT'S FREE!!! Simply send us your name, address and sex with a COMPULSORY token fee of £50 and within 5 working days we'll send you The MB 3.o free of charge. Simply stick the MB 3.o in any orifis in your body be it ur mouth, eye, nose or...other places, switch it on and watch as your every thought is turned into a post wivout you even being near a computer. We understand the need to blog on d go and that's why the MB 3.0 doesn't do drafts, every thot is transformed into a post taking away the need to edit, trim and chop wonderful posts into unpostable drafts. Do not fret, the MB 3.0. comes wiv a built in "Content sensitivity ambulator" which helps you tune the content of your post so you don't say more than you really want to. With content settings like "Phoenixish, Exschoolnerdular and Blogarattic" The MB 2.0 is sure to please any and all bloggers. Pick up the phone and order your very own MICROBLOGIFIER 3.0 today and d last 10 customers will get a free a MB 3.0 rubber case( for those of you who chose to stick it in unusual places).

THE MICROBLOGIFIER 3.0
A Scribblesoft corp. product
Touching blogsville one blog at a time.

(Scribblesoft corp will not be held responsible for blocked Orifises and placement of the MB 3.o is solely the responsibility of customers. Side effects include minor electricution and sudden muscle spasms)