Garrulous update...

Forgive me blogsville for I have sinned, it's been 2 days since my last post...

So I'm working on my postgrad projects and your boy is just typing like a lunatic. What's ironic is that I can produce a couple hundred words on the fly for a single post on my blog but when it's time to write some meaningful ish to impress my lecturer I have to roll on d floor and jump up and down for inspriration and motivation...Anyway, I was sitting on my bed being a good boy and utilising my skool fees well well when the yahoo notifier alerts me that I have an email....I swear my heart stopped...It was a friend request on Facebook from someone wiv my last name...nd my mum's first name...Imagine d fear wey hook me pple. "So e don finally happen?" I asked myself, "The thing we've all been dreading has come upon us, My mama don add me for facebook!" I don start to dey pack my online bags already, I planned on moving to a remote social networking site where she wudn't find me, it was either that or start a new profile, wiv a new name, new friends and a new life...a life on the run! The journey from my mailbox to facebook seemed like an eternity, like my computer was stalling cos it wanted the me to marinate in fear longer. There it was, sitting in the top right hand corner of my profile..."1+ friend request" I clicked it, curious and dreading at the same time. She had no picture...but that was explanable, my mum wudn't have time to upload a pic...she just wanted to keep track of her kids...my own personal VM 2000! lol. I thot about ignoring it, thot about lying that i hadn't seen it, thot about rejecting it and claiming it was a network problem and confusing her wiv IT jargons till she barfed confusion....But no! I accepted it!

The tension faded away, my heart stalled it's attempts to burst through my chest...it wasn't my mum thank goodness. I have never met anyone else wiv my surrname apart for immediate family. In all my days I've never come across a namesake as regards my Last name so I was curious. I decided to view this chicks pics...I shit you not wen I tell you I've never seen a profile on facebook wiv so many pictures of boobs nd bush...yes pple...bush!!! It was like a boobathon...like walking into the Playboy masion at Happy hour...like having a hidden camera in Megan Good's bathroom (Yes pple! I plan to marry her one day). This was obviously not of our lineage at all...She even some very rude status updates as well...thinking about them now makes me want to throw my brain in the washing machine to get the filth out...I no get problem wiv her profile oh, it's her life right?...my problem na sey pple will start thinking this embodiment of vulgarity is related to me...my family don't play that way mehn!!!

So MJ is dead...if you are expecting any quips 4rm me then u will be disappointed. I wasn't one of the "cry 4 the moon walker" fans but MJ is dead...d dude is dead and I can't believe it...I guess all those comedians who see him as a source of infinite material will have to find some other celebrity to toture on stage...Farah Fawcett's peeps will be a bit annoyed that their own loss is being overshadowed right now...but MJ is dead!

Naija music is off d chain incase you neva knoooowww!!!...I think iTunes sef is surprised wiv d way I've been jamming the likes of YQ and M.I throughout this week. I wud have posted links to some of my best naija tunes lately but where will I start 4rm? Is it Kel and YQ's "Turn by turn" abi "Ijinlé Pam-Pam" or is it Mr Jude "Incredible" Abaga himself. M.I. is like a breath of fresh air in the industry u know, after u hear half of Ajegunle proclaiming "how they like as she dey wine am" it's refreshing to hear someone who performs like he eats pages of a dictionary wiv his cereal. M.I. na one intelligent morrasucker u know...my fav line 4rm his song safe is "If there's ever been a rap dis flly it had to be done by another M.I...."...I nearly swallow my Ipod cos of that line