Scribblenation: Presented disjointed...

Have I told you guyz how much I love you guyz, not like a celebrity's love for his fans (no pun intended) more like an adopted child's love for his foster home, una dey read my rants, my fluctuations through lunacy and insanity and still come back, some pple dey even follow my blog...u don't think I'm mad shey?...una too much sha!!! except Gtay or P'sy wateva...u r dead to me lol. As usual Scribblenation is a collection of some random thoughts and memories..




I went to see one of my many Uncles in this country, in his house we got talking and he told me he wanted to learn this "computer" of a thing, I told him it was good cos the everything is going digital these days, I was about to switch to IT mode and start lecturing him when I just felt I shud ask him something else..."Uncle, how far have you even gone wiv the computer learning sef?" He replies "Where do you put it on?"

Apparently My Lil, sister has a blog, and she has banned me from looking for it let alone reading it. However, she reads mine...dat's not fair right? I'm going to hack into her lappy and find the url...maybe take a look at her browser history as well...see if she's still daddy's lil' girl lol. Do you think I shud do it or just free the small girl? Will I even want to know wats in it?...Imagine if I open it an d the first thing I see is an adult content warning...I go just phone mumsy sharp sharp!

London Underground went on a strike today, they say it'll be a 48hr long strike and no tubes or trains will be running throughout, it started at 7pm yesterday and at 4pm today I saw animals in the clothes of men, today the whole london became a level playing ground for commuters. Old and young, tall and short, diasbled and fully fit were force to rely on barbaric measures to get from one place to the other, I got elbowed by an old woman today, My sister got hit in the knee wiv a trolley, I saw a good-looking suit wearing, possibly banker guy do an olympic style triple jump just to get into the bus...it was chaos!!!

Butt cracks have become the new cleavage, a broda can't go 4rm his house to the supermarket wivout catching a glimpse of micro-porn! Very soon crotchless jeans will be in style and together wiv cleavage and butt cracks they'll be no need for playboy magazines and parental guidance on TV lol

I think I've cried for just two films in my whole life, Passion of the christ was one, In pursuit of happiness nearly turned on the waterworks but I stood firm...the second film to make me cry was "Going bananas" LOL! Yes I know it's a comedy, I was young and naive don't blame me, I still remember the scene that made me cry sef...When the kid was on eth boat leaving the monkey behind on the harbour...I just felt they'd been through too much for the guy to abandon the monkey lol!

An old flame came to visit a few days back...how old is dis flame? 4yrs old, the last time I saw her was four years ago, we had a thing, we had a connection, we got close, she didn't want to date a close friend, I shud have closed d deal b4 she threw me in the friendz zone, she had to leave coz her parents were posted outside d country, We're both in the UK now, We went to see a movie, we had a moment again, she's gone back to skool outside london, I'm still in london...I miss her...but not like that...kind like a "now I understand why I was so sprung back then" kinda way!

I hate hearing myself on the phone or on a recording...I think I sound stupid and cartoonish, Sometimes I record myself talking and when I play it back to myslef I feel like swallowing my tongue, maybe that's why I prefer texts to phonecalls...maybe I'm just weird!!

I love watching wiv my dad but my Mum is the more entertaining partner of the two, she's totally ignorant of the sport but there's nothing more entertaining than an Igbo woman, who knows nothing about football, giviing football analysis every 2 seconds...in Igbo! She says stuff like "Who is that one running everywhere? O' riri Amosu football (Did he eat a football demon)", another classic statment is "Ogini n'eme ebe'a why n'achoghi nye ndi ozo ball ka ha gba? (Watz happening there, why doesn't he want to give the other pple d ball to play") and "Bia e huru ka o si we manye elu we piakasi dat ball n'ime net (Come did you see d way he jumped up to smack dat ball in the net")...She's just a character!!!

I've noticed that since I came to this country I've had shitty luck wiv chicks, it's either age, educational level or location dat gets in my way...I'm a nice guy now!!! Wat did I do to deserve this?

No plans for summer and this is the second time I am saying it, can someone please get a clue and show some initiative lol