Scribblenation: Random, gathered and posted!

Obviously I spend waaay too much time on my laptop! 21 posts in May alone...Wahala dey o! I didn't even know those were my statistics...I talk too damn much mehn!
The doors of Scribblenation are open again and as usual it's filled wiv numerous random thoughts which are ironically cohesive seeing as it's my nature to be random and still maintain lucidity!

I read Afrobabe's post about Madam Koi Koi and how the girls in her boarding skool use to be scared of the her. It made me wonder why Madam Koi Koi never bothered to haunt my secondary skool back in the day, I went to an all boyz boarding skool and never for once heard anyone say they saw Madam Koi Koi. I'm guessing she was scared of haunting an all boys skool, wiv all the puberty stricken lads in the dormetory I'm guessing a women in high heels whether real or ghost wudn't think it wise to show up wivout a chaperon ! Imagine Madam Koi Koi trying to explain to her gurls in the spirit realm how she got knocked up by a Jss2 boy "It wasn't my fault I took a short cut through their skool and they jumped me near skool refectory"

Everytime I turn on the TV all I hear is bad news, plane crashes, shootings, bombings, Celebrities flashing camel toes in public, it's like the world is tearing itself apart slowly and violently. I'm trying to stay optimistic and hoping everyone just starts calming down and the economy picks up and pple start riding bikes instead of flying but it's like it's getting worse...or maybe I'm just exaggerating? I don't even want to hear that the world is coming to an end coz that is just so unfair. I didn't go through all this educational torture and moulding just so the world can end before I see my son graduate from Uni. The world can end either after I get my first official paycheck, if not then it has to wait till 4 weeks after my honeymoon, if not then it has to wait till My first child graduates Uni, if not then it has to be after my last child gets married, if not then it has to be after I die...If armageddon decides to happen outside the stipulated times above then there's going to be one very upset Igbo boy on the queue in the afterlife!

I've been a fan of Eminem since I heard the "Real slim shady" but after a few years I kinda grew out of his kind of music. Then he had the whole drug addiction thing and I really never had the same appreciation for his songs again. He's got a new album now and since he's been out of rehab and appearing on TV again he looks better...but he never smiles! I've never seen the dude smile since his return. I watched him on the Jonathan Ross show and for those of you who don't know who Jonathan Ross is just picture Basket Mouth wiv a big desk interviewing pple. I don't think Eminem smiled more than once throughout the interview and in response to a question about his controversial "We made you" music video he said he'd like to nail Sarah Palin...well payback is a b*#ch! I turned on the TV last night and I cudn't help but laugh wen I saw what Sacha Baron Cohen aka Borat did to him. If you'd like to find out then google/youtube it but I think it serves Slim Shady right, Borat nailed Em back mehn! Karma don't take credit cards!!!!

How many of you remember this song?

Return of the Mack - Mark Morrison

Heard it on an episode of "Entourage" and I've been hooked on it since, I remember hearing it as a kid and listening to it now made me realise I must have had tar in my ears cos I was singin the chorus all wrong back then lol! Speaking of Entourage, am I the only one who thinks Ari Gold is the BOMB!!! I love that guy mehn! he's got this persona that just makes me want to wear a suit every minute of the day! Granted he can't utter two sentences wivout cursing but his passion and drive for his work is just too much, if you take away the swearing and the constant mutilation of other pple's charaters through racial, sexual and occupational slurs he's exactly what I want to be like in an office...too bad IT isn't that exciting! It's funny that a character like Ari Gold wud motivate me like this but I learned alot 4rm him, he's a go getta, a workaholic but a priciple family man as well! If he wants something he goes out and gets it and that's what I love about his charater in the series. Is it just me or are all the chicks in the series hot! Whether it's a scene in a bookstore or supermarket it's like they live in a wolrd where all the are women between size 8 and 12...anyone know how I can get a visa lol?

I had to add this here cos it just happened real time. My younger sis is writting her first exam for her course today and I've been tense since my alarm went off this morning. I offered (more like imposed) that I follow her to her exam centre cos I'm better at finding places than she is. and wudn't be able to think straight unless I see her walk into the hall myself. All through the journey it was like I was the one writting the exam and she was escorting me, she was so calm and cool and I was sweating like R-Kelly at a PTA meeting! I was so tense that wen I left her and was on my way back home I called her 3 times to find out if she was okay! I was sitting her e typing up this post and she called me and said she'd just finished one paper and it was beautiful and she's having a second paper at 2pm...I was just so happy and relieved but I didn't want her to know so I formed "big bro" on her and told her to eat and revise...anyone who says being and older brother is easy shud swallow a monkey!!!