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Monday, 19 October 2009

Tatafo Today!

09:03 Posted by Sir Scribbles 20 comments
Good evening, My name is Robert Scribbles and this is Tatafo today bringing you the world's latest and stale news with a twist. Before we begin we'd like to observe a minute silence for the Premeir league teams Liverpool and Chelsea as once again they have shown that anyone foolish enough opposes Manchester United will be put to sleep by teams of lesser standard and managers with smaller bellies. Now the world's Tatafo....

Singer Leona Lewis was attacked at the book signing for her new autobiography in Piccadilly, London. The attacker screamed the words 'I love you' before punching Miss Lewis in the face. In his defence, the attacker's lawyer claims his client was simply trying to show his appreciation for Miss Lewis's work and he was innocent because he had been misled by Miss Lewis to believe that she bled love. In another press conference Mikey Mouse announced that he too would be launching an autobiography, his exact words were "What could she possibly have seen in life that I haven't"

Victoria Beckham was drafted in as a guest judge on American Idol in place of Paula Abdul and Our sources say she received a £3 million pay deal for her services. In a secret interview which was leaked to Tatafo Today, Posh spice spoke about her amazing figure and when asked to break down her diet for the audience she replied "I take a deep breath every morning"

73 year old Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi has tipped Tony Blair for the EU presidency. In a letter to an Italian newspaper he said that he believed the former prime minister of England had the right credentials for the job and should get the job as soon as legally possible. Silvio Berlusconi has been rifled with several sex scandals varying from allegedly paying protitutes to have parties at his official residences to hiring escorts to have intercourse with him without the use of condoms. Members of the EU have not given an official statement concerning Berlusconi's support for Blair but we at Tatafo Today know that the EU will only consider Berlusconi's suggestion when Osama Bin Laden finally decides to make a rap video.


Statistics show that in Britain a mobile phone is stolen every 12 seconds. We asked Nokia for an official comment and they have assured owners of the 3310 that they have nothing to be worried about.

World footballer of the year Cristiano Ronaldo is currently sidelined due to an ankle injury on his right foot. The right winger cost Real Madrid £80 million and the club subsequently had his legs insured for £90 million. Tatafo Today has confirmed that Ronaldo's girlfriend is not happy with this arrangement because she is required to undertake 6 weeks traning before she is allowed to cuddle or caress her boyfriend and feels the 6 bodyguards which must be present whenever she is giving him a foot massage is an invasion of her privacy.

Thank you for joing us Ladies and Gentlemen, see you again next week. I'm Robert Scribbles signing out for Tatafo Today.

20 comments:

Bubbles said...

FIRST
YAYYY

LMAOO
you are a fool i swear
lol

FASCHE said...

3310! Long time no hear! :)

iphyigbogurl said...

lol....3310...... kai!!! this guy sha......

Azazel said...

Lol craze man..
But i feel u for ronaldo's legs jare..
U can't take risk on such stuff abeg.

bonnie said...

loool. what a joker.
at the 3310. LOL
but that leona one..i heard it before. there are v. interesting ppl in this world. hm!

ociajan said...

hahaahaha!
5th..yay!! he he!

Tinu said...

urcrazyscribbleslmaoatthe3310part!!!uknowwhyimdoingthisdntu!!!hehehe

Sir Scribbles II said...

Bubbles: I love you too!

FASCHE: lol I know! brings back a lot of memories lol

iphyigbogurl: I will assume there's a compliment in there somewhere lol

Azazel: lol I swear if I was d insurance company I'd build a steel cage around his feet and sue any morrasucker that tries to tackle him on d pitch

bonnie: lol! Thank you and yes they r some interesting pple in his life

ociajan: lol top 5, impressive!

Tinu: LMAO! ofcourseiknowwhyyouaredoingit. itisourstylelol.

Naija bad boi.... said...

ur not even serz dawg...lol....ur just plain silly...lmao

Ms.O said...

scribblesitottallylovethispostweneedmorefromtatafotoday!

Fabulo-la said...

I take in a deep breath?
Lol.
Oh my days....

bob-ij said...

Scribbles...what is it? What did we do to deserve this? My floormates now think I'm crazy...LOL Leona Lewis whould really have bled love now... hehe and so Posh doesn't eat. let me try that deep breath diet...lool. As for Ronaldo's babe... haha Who sent her. Thanks for the update Tatafo Today!
Signed Fan!

lol
x!

P'sy-A-wana said...

i no fit believe that ronaldo own 6 weeks, 6 bodyguards haba...
u r just crazy...lol @! osama maiking a rap video

cutee said...

LMAO!!

Rene said...

i'm so with bubbles on this

Neo said...

lwkmd @ posh, where u frm ehn, dis pikin?

Dark Neo said...

LMAO!!! a deep breath ... that has to be the best diet plan ever.

leggy said...

3310,its been long i heard that.

LusciousRon said...

Lol! VB is nuts! A deep breath every morning. LMAO

Sir Scribbles II said...

NBB: Shey na compliment be dat? How ur side?

Ms. O: thankyouverymuch. iwilltrymybesttokeepyoualluptodate.

Fabulo-la: lol, it's a perfect diet yes?

bob-ij: LOL! I'm glad I cud entertain u. It's fans like u dat give us the motivation to carry on.

P'sy: the bodyguard bit is a joke oh guy!

cutee: thanks

Rene: I'll take dat as a compliment

Neo: lol that's a compliment shey. I know it is so thanks

Dark neo: I swear shey, but u do know all d punchlines are fictional shey?

Leggy: yeah I know, i saw it d day b4 nd i cudn't help but remember d gud ol' days

Lusciousron: lol. shey u know it's fictional. i made it up oh