Spoof ad #4

Do you have no skillz on d dancefloor? Do u Skank to RnB, break dance to classic music or/and slow dance to rock? Do u consider yourself a disgrace to the art of dancing? Do u want to change all of this? If you recognise the need for cohesive and rhythmic movment on the dancefloor but still move like an epileptic gorilla whenever you hear a tune then we have the solution for you. From the makers of Nutrablog and Virtual Mama 2000 comes a revolution that will change your life forever. Introducing...

*LANKO-TILL-U-WOUND*

LANKO-TILL-U-WOUND is a clinically tested intravenous drug which targets every muscle and joint in your body synchronising them into whatever rythmic motion you desire. Simply visualize your desired dance step, locate a suitable vein, gently inject the bronze coloured liquid into your body through the vein and within seconds you'll be tearing up the dancefloor.

LANKO-TILL-U-WOUND was developed with the initial purpose of aiding paralytics regain locomotive skills and has since been reengineered by the hard working researchers and developers of BUJU CORP. to turn your disgraceful attempts at dancing to sublime feats of bumping, grinding, whinining, jerking, skanking, Lankoing, Alantaing etc.

LANKO-TILL-U-WOUND is the going to change your life forever, no more embarrasing club memories, no more toe stubbing and no more weird looks from onlookers.
Call now and place your order and if you are a current customer who is protected by DIBIA-SURANCE you are entitled to a special 25% discount once you can provide the DIBIA-SURANCE customer discount policy statement which wasn't given to you.

Want to grind till you see saw dust? LANKO-TILL-U-WOUND!
Want to stop jerking like you an aroused reptile? LANKO-TILL-U-WOUND!!
Want to skank till u get a migraine? LANKO-TILL-U-WOUND!!!

LANKO-TILL-U-WOUND!!!
why wine and dine when you can whine and grind


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Product may contain trace elements of morphine and rehypnol and is packaged in an environemnet where cannabis is handled.
Side effects include: subtle halluciations, mild muscle spams, small migraine and tiny paralysis. BUJU CORP. will not accpet responsibitly for any broken bones, lost limbs or uncontrollable bouts of choreography or uncontrollable homicidal urges experinced by customers. Use at your own discrecation...our hand no dey!
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