Ladies and Gentlemen whatagwaaaaaaan! Sorry, I've been hanging around some Jamo boys lately and that's all they say to me. Happy Monday pple, even though I'm yet to find someone who appreciates the start of a new week I still feel the need to invoke elation before mentioning "Monday". We have another blogger as a guest today and for some reason anytime I visit her blog I have a sudden craving for pastries. You may remember her from posts such as Heartbreaker, I have principles and Ego, put ur clicks together for the one and only Rene!!!
(applause)*(intro: Baby Bash's "Keeper")
Robby Scribbles: Nice to have you on the show Rene...are those for me?
Rene: Yes they are, I baked them myself and I made alot so you could choose, I made Rich Belgian cupcakes with chocolate butter cream, Light blueberry cupcakes with vanilla butter cream and I think there' a White Chocolate chip & Raspberry cupcake with Vanilla butter cream and...
Robby Scribbles: Marry me!!!
Rene: LOL! I'm sorry Scribbles I'm not that easy, a girl needs to be wooed first you know
Robby Scribbles: Well You can't blame me for trying can you? I always ask my guests to tell us a lil about themselves so tell us please...Who is Rene?
Rene: Well I'm complicated let me put it that way, first of all I think I have multiple personalities, I think the way I react in different situations makes it hard for people and sometimes me-to draw a conclusion about my character and who I really am. I'm so friggin random sometimes that it's hard to keep up nd that usually pisses guyz off...plus I'm a cynical by default so guyz either get tired of hitting on me or loose their minds trying to.
Robby Scribbles: Multiple personalities isn't always an asset you know...sometimes it's associated with lunacy...are u crazy?
Rene: lol! Ofcourse not, wat's wrong wiv you? I don't mean "multiple personalities" like today I'm Rene and tomorrow I'm Shaka Zulu. What I mean is I am complex enough to make impatient pple think I'm more than one person, it's a combination of different things really and the way I feel in and react in different sceanrios is what makes me complex...you get me?
Robby Scribbles: The same way Soulja boy gets Astrophysics...speaking of Astrophysics I'm guessing ur an A student right?
Rene: Yes I am Scribbles...it's a tough job but someone has to do it...
Robby Scribbles: I guessed as much, u have dare I say it-the swagger of an intellectual. I've noticed most of the women in blogsville are 'A' students...In my day you'd have to visit a bookstore to meet a smart chick, I guess technology is replacing that lol. We'll be right back Ladies and Gentlemen after a few words from our sponsors.
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Rachael is a proactive go getter, a hard working middle class lady who use to have terrible luck with men. She had been on several dates and had seen them all-the funny, the egotistical and the ugly. She had liked some of them and really wanted something to grow out of it all but she found herself hindered by one singular obstacle. "Should I call him first?" That was until she found "Caller Intravenous 1.0!!!". From the makers of Razz-Be-Gone comes the most accurate way to find out if he or she worth storing in your phonebook. Caller I.V. 1.0 is simple and easy to use, simply pull out the paper strip under the LCD screen, add two blood samples, yours and ur prospect and you'll know in seconds if he or she is actually a prospect or just another time waster. Today Rachael is married wiv three children and a happier woman all thanks to Caller I.V. 1.o . Order online now and get 20% off pricking needles and carving knives. Bypass all the protocols and routines and get a step closer to ur happily ever after with Caller I.V. 1.0!!
Caller Intravenous 1.0, ur gateway to a fairytale. Also coming soon is Caller I.V. 2.0 which comes with an added "Should I shag him/her" feature.
Robby Scribbles: Just a random questiuon Rene, if we were to take a quick tour of your browser history what we we find on a normal day?
Rene: Nothing out of the ordinary, you'd proplay find links to blogs, youtube videos and all that...nothing unusual
Robby Scribbles: Well I'm just asking cos we managed to get Misty to give us a quick run-through of your browser history and we were surprised when we.......
Rene: ....Nooooo!! WTF!!! WTF Scribbles...you've got no right to do that, how dare you...
Robby Scribbles: Well we tried calling you to tell you but we kept getting ur voicemail and we'd already put the Engineer in a cab...Mr. Engineer do you have the records ready
Rene: NOOOOO!!! I'm so gonna kill Misty, Robby Scribbles I will sue the life out of you then then Sue you back to life only to sue you again...U better check urself...
Robby Scribbles: HAHAHA! Calm down calm down...take deep short breaths and relax. Are you hyperventilating? We're just effing wiv you, we're not really gonna show all of blogsville ur browser history...we're not that insensitive...but seeing ur reaction just makes me wonder wat could be so confidential *wink*...Is that a vein I see on ur forehead...oh we got you rattled didn't we?
Rene: Maybe...Not really. It's not like I'm hiding anything...I just don't want strangers going through my computer cos I've got sensitive detail there.
Robby Scribbles: *wink* Yeah "reeeal" sensitive right? By the way people, some of you already know about Rene's advertised vacancy but for those of you who haven't heard here's the gist...She's single, looking for a summer "thang", no strings attached and if you are interested send your applications to sugarplumrene@gmail.com
(Man runs towards Rene 4rm the audience but is tackled to the ground by Scriibles and security escort him out)
Robby Scribbles: No need to thank me...somehow you've managed to turn my show into a recruitment drive for you summer 'thang' Rene. It was nice having you on the show and I hope you find ur summer "thang" soon. Ladies and Gentlemen
Rene!!!
(applause)
Rene:....It's been a pleasure...I think.
Robby Scribbles: Before we go Ladies and Gentlemen the identity of the man who ran out of the audience has been confirmed...it is P'sy-A-wana....apparently he wasn't afet Rene...he wanted the cupcakes!! Join us again next time as we have our first male guest on the show, I just hope we can find a chair big enough for him. This is Robby Scribbles saying "I just saw my 2 yr old cousin dancing "Alanta" lol
(applause)*(intro: Baby Bash's "Keeper")
Robby Scribbles: Nice to have you on the show Rene...are those for me?
Rene: Yes they are, I baked them myself and I made alot so you could choose, I made Rich Belgian cupcakes with chocolate butter cream, Light blueberry cupcakes with vanilla butter cream and I think there' a White Chocolate chip & Raspberry cupcake with Vanilla butter cream and...
Robby Scribbles: Marry me!!!
Rene: LOL! I'm sorry Scribbles I'm not that easy, a girl needs to be wooed first you know
Robby Scribbles: Well You can't blame me for trying can you? I always ask my guests to tell us a lil about themselves so tell us please...Who is Rene?
Rene: Well I'm complicated let me put it that way, first of all I think I have multiple personalities, I think the way I react in different situations makes it hard for people and sometimes me-to draw a conclusion about my character and who I really am. I'm so friggin random sometimes that it's hard to keep up nd that usually pisses guyz off...plus I'm a cynical by default so guyz either get tired of hitting on me or loose their minds trying to.
Robby Scribbles: Multiple personalities isn't always an asset you know...sometimes it's associated with lunacy...are u crazy?
Rene: lol! Ofcourse not, wat's wrong wiv you? I don't mean "multiple personalities" like today I'm Rene and tomorrow I'm Shaka Zulu. What I mean is I am complex enough to make impatient pple think I'm more than one person, it's a combination of different things really and the way I feel in and react in different sceanrios is what makes me complex...you get me?
Robby Scribbles: The same way Soulja boy gets Astrophysics...speaking of Astrophysics I'm guessing ur an A student right?
Rene: Yes I am Scribbles...it's a tough job but someone has to do it...
Robby Scribbles: I guessed as much, u have dare I say it-the swagger of an intellectual. I've noticed most of the women in blogsville are 'A' students...In my day you'd have to visit a bookstore to meet a smart chick, I guess technology is replacing that lol. We'll be right back Ladies and Gentlemen after a few words from our sponsors.
*************************************************************************************
Rachael is a proactive go getter, a hard working middle class lady who use to have terrible luck with men. She had been on several dates and had seen them all-the funny, the egotistical and the ugly. She had liked some of them and really wanted something to grow out of it all but she found herself hindered by one singular obstacle. "Should I call him first?" That was until she found "Caller Intravenous 1.0!!!". From the makers of Razz-Be-Gone comes the most accurate way to find out if he or she worth storing in your phonebook. Caller I.V. 1.0 is simple and easy to use, simply pull out the paper strip under the LCD screen, add two blood samples, yours and ur prospect and you'll know in seconds if he or she is actually a prospect or just another time waster. Today Rachael is married wiv three children and a happier woman all thanks to Caller I.V. 1.o . Order online now and get 20% off pricking needles and carving knives. Bypass all the protocols and routines and get a step closer to ur happily ever after with Caller I.V. 1.0!!
Caller Intravenous 1.0, ur gateway to a fairytale. Also coming soon is Caller I.V. 2.0 which comes with an added "Should I shag him/her" feature.
(Blood and Saliva not included for Caller I.V. 1.o and Caller I.V. 2.0 repectively. Use at your own risk as refunds and return are not accepted)
**************************************************************************************Robby Scribbles: Just a random questiuon Rene, if we were to take a quick tour of your browser history what we we find on a normal day?
Rene: Nothing out of the ordinary, you'd proplay find links to blogs, youtube videos and all that...nothing unusual
Robby Scribbles: Well I'm just asking cos we managed to get Misty to give us a quick run-through of your browser history and we were surprised when we.......
Rene: ....Nooooo!! WTF!!! WTF Scribbles...you've got no right to do that, how dare you...
Robby Scribbles: Well we tried calling you to tell you but we kept getting ur voicemail and we'd already put the Engineer in a cab...Mr. Engineer do you have the records ready
Rene: NOOOOO!!! I'm so gonna kill Misty, Robby Scribbles I will sue the life out of you then then Sue you back to life only to sue you again...U better check urself...
Robby Scribbles: HAHAHA! Calm down calm down...take deep short breaths and relax. Are you hyperventilating? We're just effing wiv you, we're not really gonna show all of blogsville ur browser history...we're not that insensitive...but seeing ur reaction just makes me wonder wat could be so confidential *wink*...Is that a vein I see on ur forehead...oh we got you rattled didn't we?
Rene: Maybe...Not really. It's not like I'm hiding anything...I just don't want strangers going through my computer cos I've got sensitive detail there.
Robby Scribbles: *wink* Yeah "reeeal" sensitive right? By the way people, some of you already know about Rene's advertised vacancy but for those of you who haven't heard here's the gist...She's single, looking for a summer "thang", no strings attached and if you are interested send your applications to sugarplumrene@gmail.com
(Man runs towards Rene 4rm the audience but is tackled to the ground by Scriibles and security escort him out)
Robby Scribbles: No need to thank me...somehow you've managed to turn my show into a recruitment drive for you summer 'thang' Rene. It was nice having you on the show and I hope you find ur summer "thang" soon. Ladies and Gentlemen
Rene!!!
(applause)
Rene:....It's been a pleasure...I think.
Robby Scribbles: Before we go Ladies and Gentlemen the identity of the man who ran out of the audience has been confirmed...it is P'sy-A-wana....apparently he wasn't afet Rene...he wanted the cupcakes!! Join us again next time as we have our first male guest on the show, I just hope we can find a chair big enough for him. This is Robby Scribbles saying "I just saw my 2 yr old cousin dancing "Alanta" lol