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Monday, 27 July 2009

143

14:55 Posted by Sir Scribbles 25 comments
143 =I love you
143ers =I love you users

It's like I'm a double agent now, on one side I am a woman lover and on the other side I am divulging our secrets to the enemy camp...I am so getting kicked out of the Organisation for this....VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!!!!!

The three most powerful words any guy can throw at you are "I love you". It shows the potency of a guy's feelings and the intensity of his ambition to land you...depending on what he is after. There are three types of guys who use it:

  • The traditional lover
  • The Oblivious sucker
  • The Determined Shagger

The traditional lover will use these words when he truely believes his emotions have surpassed words like "I like you" and "I'm crazy about you". The amount of time it will take the traditional lover to mature into using these words depends on factors like relationship history, past experiences/responses, number of exs it has created, and other internal constraints like shyness, timidity and fear. Therefore, the gestation period b4 this declaration varies and some 143ers may blurt out the words after a few weeks, some a few seconds after meeting you for the first time and some after 3 years of dating. It is difficult to actually analyse and grade the mentality of the traditional lover because some women feel that by saying "I love you" just 30 seconds after meeting her means the dude is crazy while some believe it to be an act of pure honesty and waiting for a chunk of months to roll by before saying it is just a waste of time and a mundane protocol. The traditonal lover leaves a perilous life and though his options wiv women should typically be varied he is advised to stick to the sensitive Lady/female traditional lover because trying to relay his feelings to a woman of less "tradionality" increases uncertainity nd the probabilty of failure.

The Oblivious sucker is very easy to identify and wasting a whole paragraph describing him will annoy both you and me so I'll just say this, he does not know the meaning of the word, it's a fad to him, a cliche, a protocol, a requirement, not an obligation but something he thinks is required of him. He says it to either get the girl or keep the girl and in most cases he loses the girl cos he doesn't take into consideration the core factors like emotions and gestation periods...the oblivious sucker usually lands the naive girl cos together they can live out the saying "Ignorance is bliss"

The determined shagger needs no introduction, he's ambitious, sometimes crafty, wants wat's in ur pants and will do wateva it takes to get it. "I love you" is merely a means to an end for him. There will be no problem using these words and they will flow out of his lips like water from a fountain. The more tactful ones will have tried every other trick in the book to move ur panties southward and when all else fails the big 143 guns will be his last resort and frustration and hormones will leave him no choice than to aim for ur head at point blank range. Ladies if you find urself in the clutches of a determined shagger and he has pulled out his 143 pistol on you shooting to kill then you should b proud of urself. Raise ur head high and strut ur stuff because wateva it is u r hiding 4rm him he is ready to do anything to get it. The determines shagger is ruthless, cunning and blunt at the same time, he is not afraid of the consequences 143 may bring as long as he gets to paly Tomb Raider if you know what I mean. The determined shagger has a variety of choices when it comes to women, he can land the Naive girl, the Horny mama, the sensitive lady, the easily canjoled and in circurmstances where the guy is very skilled and expericed he may even land a female traditional lover so ladies you cannot be warned enough.

Now I have to go into witness protection lol.

25 comments:

NaijaBabe said...

Yes bosss!!!

NaijaBabe said...

But consider yourself D-E-D...Dead!!!

UnderCover07 said...

Lol @ going into witness protection. U definitely are on the Most Wanted list.

U're right though; i used to think a guy saying 143 so soon was jst him being the determined shagger...but so far I've been proved wrong.

Tinu said...

SOOO TRUE!!!

Fabulo-la said...

LOOOOL!
Please Scribbles keep it coming jere....

Who knows ur book/movie version of 'Hes just not that into you' is on its way..lol

Yinkuslolo said...

read! now, which one of those guys are you?

leggy said...

lol...witness protection?ha ha ha

Lady X said...

hahahaha!
Yinku is on point! Tell us which one you are!

chayoma said...

paly Tomb Raider!
that one got me!
i am with Fabulo-la and Yinku oh!
which category r u?

Naija bad boi.... said...

Guy...ur soooo dead!!!! witness protection wont even save u meeeehn....we're so coming after ur a**(the playa's crew)...
but sha...me am .... guess which one...lol
nice post sha sha....

Dark Neo said...

"as long as he gets to paly Tomb Raider"
Guy you wan bust my head!
Pipe oshi when dem catch you no call me oh, you just dey snitch na dey feel alright!lol! And I am guessing you are a traditional lover!

Temite said...

You berra hide o! And I think you think you are a Trad lover but then maybe we should ask your baby crew....they may have some other info to add. And if a Nigga comes at me at with that I love you stuff, he betta believe he is gone. Find a better way to express your love or move outta my way.

Sir Scribbles II said...

I apologise fro replying late pple

@naijababe: I know, I am a traitor aren't I

@Undercover 7: It's good to hear there are some 143ers who use it early and are still considered honest. although I think the organisation is close to putting a hit out on me

@Tinu: yes it is

@Fabulo-la: If i try and turn htis into a movie or a book I'm sure to end up swimming wiv the fishes

@Yinkuslolo: U just like amebo, u want to know which one I am shey, I'm one of the three lol

@Leggy: Laugh now oh but wen I change my name to Mister ezekiel levelgates u'll see that's it not a joke

@Lady X: As if u donj't already know

@Chayoma: Wetin dey worry all of una? u all want to know which category I fall into, that's for me to knwo nd u to find out

@NBB: Guy we all know which category u fall into so no dey ask us question lol

@Dark Neo: Dude I no be traditional lover again cos i no dey use the word again except in the week b4 my wedding mehn lol

@Temite; ASk the baby crew? someone has been doing their homework sha. Well I think I'm a trad lover..it's both unfortunate and rewarding

Rene said...

LOL @ witness protection. Hope there isnt any guy dtz gonna be protecting you?
Tomb raider got me real good....where do u fall into?
I've got a safe hideout if you wanna use it....on one condition....

tunrayo said...

Witness protection...lol! I can protect you though. I'm feeling this post. There's this guy who just 143d me....but he already 'landed' me so i was wondering what that was all about. gues he falls into traditional category...that has me wanting to run in the opposite direction.
too accurate, thumbs up :)

rayo said...

this is so true

CultureCynic said...

found a an E poster markes "DEAD OR ALIVE" with your lanky self on it....the bounty has been sent, lets just say i dont you and you dont me, i will betray you in a hearbeat just so you kno...

u have broken the commandment , they is going to getchu!!!hahahaaha cant wait to see what they do to you when they cashu you!!!


i cant relate to the shagger and oblivious sombodies, havent been duped yet, i have an 8th sense about that sorra fin , if u know waht i mean... only had time for traditionalists not boyz 2 Men....real men say 143, little boys skirt around the issue...

but am soooo bloody serious, if he waits a year just to figure out he loves you, he might just be emotional retarded not traditional...if that man don't love your ass by now...change your name to Patience! and duck... how about the men that just can't say it because they think saying 143is a bitch ass move./..what should we call them...?? Love Punks??

....dude u r somthing chronic with this your mind jo!!
loved the heck out of this post...

CultureCynic said...

i find it funny why women are scared of love traditionalists...when the shagger is shagging both you and all your homegirls you will be gearing to go to war with them. perhaps they see it as a weakness...na them sabi abeg...affectionate and loving men ROCK jare...when that bad boy gives you gonorea in your rear then you wont want a bad boy anymore. tru Love is sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet jare...oooooooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeee.LOL

Elusivebabe said...
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Elusivebabe said...

oool!Loved thiss. Dnt even know why i'm laughing when apparently I fall under the partially naive category...I beg to differ sha!!lol. Safe for the heads up B.I'll pray for your safety...hehe.

@Culturecynic...your play on words is rather on point.You are one heck of a babe..lol.

Repressed One said...

lol@ witness protection...you need am.

so umm...which one of the three are you oh??

CultureCynic said...

i find it funny that people are wandering which type you are....the evidence is sooo obvious it is killing me. anyone who reads this blog or read the comment backs already KNOW. *sideeye*..... o dikwa one kind!

TRADITIONALIST!!

p.s i suppose now you know who he is reading and who is skimming abi?

Sir Scribbles II said...

@Rene: On one condition?...let's hear it lol. Well by now u shud know which category I'm in Rene

@tunrayo: you want to run in the opposite direction cos he 143ed u? curse of the traditional lover mehn, we r doomed to love nd be lonely lol

@rayo:thanks 4 stopping by, show face more often

@CC: AS usual u make too much sense CC. Come to think of it dudes who don't beat round d bush and say it as they feel it are real nd mature, the only problem is we've got so many imposters that if u believe all d dudes who confess theor love 4 u then u'd have met half of the determined shaggers in the world. lol @ when that bad boy gives you gonorea in your rear then you wont want a bad boy anymore...true love really rockes mehn!!!
Abeg help me ask them oh! me sef surprise wen dem ask me, maybe they're just foolin around cos u'd think after 70+ posts pple'd have me figured out by now

@Elusivebabe: CC is crazy shey lol? u fall under the naive category? well let's hope u don't meet someone who prefers to prey on ur naivety

@Repressed one: lol..the fact that I even did this expose shud give u a clue

cerberus said...

Now you really need a body guard to prevent you from sleeping with the fishes

Peaches said...

lmaooooooo i swear you make me laugh tooo much, but i'm curious what kind of lover are you??