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Sunday, 6 December 2009

Sunday evening with Kate

08:48 Posted by Sir Scribbles 32 comments
It's sunday evening and I'm on my bed trying to get some work done when my sister calls me from the kitchen to tell me some of her friends are coming over. Now my sister's friends have dis common trait, some of them have this suggestive behaviour around me and to be honest I find it cute but sometimes it's a bit uncomfortable and that's because most of them are between the ages of 15-17 . It's normal for them to have all those fairytale crushes on an older guy even though I'm still a young broda but sometimes some of them take it a bit too far. The girls come over and I go downstairs to say hi, they all go into the kitchen and I decide to sit in the living room with my laptop. I'm sitting there listening to music and tweeting when one of the girls comes into the living room, she smiles, I smile back and she sits beside me trying to form all interested in what I'm doing. Now I have to give u a short back-story concerning me and this young lady, her name is Kate, she's 17, she has a sister who's 23, they are family friends, while back I flirted wiv her sister but it was perfectly harmless, just me being all charming and funny, I noticed Kate wasn't very excited about me flirting wiv her sis and she was kinda avoiding me throughout the rest of the day but I didn't read too much meaning into it cos I just thot we were all having fun. Anyway Kate was siting beside me now and I'm watching 'QI' on my laptop. She compliments my haircut, I thank her for the compliment and ask her if she went to church today, she said she was just coming from church and decided to just pop in to see me, "See me?" I say, "Dnt you mean see us?", she said seeing 'us' means the same thing cos it still involves seeing 'me', now I'm interested in what this young lady is putting on the table cos only a mugu will not sense that he's being flirted with at that very moment. Unconsciously, I had closed 'QI' on my laptop and started playing naija jamz, 'Plantain Boy' was playing now and she got up and started dancing in front of me. If it was an attempt to impress me it wasn't working, no be sey the babe no fine or she no get fine body (a fact I feel uneasy accepting), it just felt wrong cos we are family friends, harmless flirting is alright but if she was attempting to get me 'excited' then that wud just be wrong. If you dnt accpet that excuse then blame it on the song, 'Plantain Boy' is not a jam dat can get many boys 'excited'. She sits back down, I get up to switch on the TV in an attempt to divert attention, I'm standing infront of the TV flicking through channels and then she gets up, walks up to me and presses her boobs up against my arm. This isn't the first time she's done this, infact it's become her M.O. I didn't want to act all edgy cos her boobs were on my arm so I just stood there acting all calm, 'I like your glasses Robby, will you give them to me? she asks, " Well I know the glasses are hot but if you want them you'll have to join the queue cos a lot of my friends want them too", She smiles and says "Well if you give me the glasses I'll let you have something of mine free of charge". Now I wish I was one of those naive people who'd hear this sentence and think she's talking about some discount vouchers at NEXT or something but the only thing dat kept echoing in my head was 'SEX SEX SEX SEX'. Now I know things have gone too far, I know her popsy for crying out loud! Her brother is one of my best mates, My mumsy calls them all her children, if dis babe was thinking wat I think she ws thinking then wahala dey! Besides I dnt do underage, I hear the legal age of consent is 16, well you can go and tell Mr. Prime minister that mine's is 18 thank you!! My sister walks into the room and Kate immediately retracts her booobs 4rm my arm lol, Me I just dey behave like sey nothing happen sef lol. The other girls come into the living room too and announce that they might be leaving soon, I'm half-tempted to ask for Kate's number because I realised I'd never bothered to collect it prior to dis evening. However collecting her number wud mean I was interested in dis 'venture' she was proposing right? well I dnt need to add to d stress in my life so I decided not to ask for the number. The girls start filing out of the house, Kate is the last to leave and as she walked out into the night she turned and blew me a kiss which I dodged Matrix-style in my head. To be honest it was an interesting night but I doubt anything will happen between us, the wahala will be too much for me abeg! My phone beeped, it was a message from a number I didn't recognise, I opened it and couldn't help but laugh. It read:

"Maybe next time Robby...Kate xxx"

32 comments:

chayoma said...

Can i just claim first abeg?

sweetness said...

yes oh chayoma ur 1st

lol she blew u a kiss which u dodged matrix style?
loool
okay with that text and now that u have her number, am assuming there might be a part two to this story sometym in the future :D

justbones02 said...

Robby You dey try
you know say some of our friends go don dey 'upstairs' by now

bonnie said...

lol.
so you got her number in the end.
hmm temptation never seems to run away from you no matter how much you deny it.

UnderCover07 said...

All these small small children of nowadays...neways keep d gist coming, cos this def ain't the end of this.

chayoma said...

This has got to have a part two!
Lol

u dodged matrix style 4 ur head eh?

This chick has her mind abi na hands or is it boobs now on you. Haha. Sounds like the relentless kind. rn't they all? Small pikins of nowadays, driven to the max by hormones, lol.
Gosh,to think some stupid things in my day.

Maxwell said...

Hahaha these small yarinyas, my brother do 4-40 and don't look back. Unless you want a young girl that will be attached to you and become suicidal when you try to leave (or maybe they just do it to me). Besides, her brother will set your car on fire lol.

Neo said...

lol. u better do a joseph and flee potiphars house! that chick sounds so brazen she cld steal ur innocence if u two are alone.

Myne Whitman said...

Reminds me of a comedy I saw yesterday, be careful Robby. Sex always spoils things, don't be the one to bring katakata between the two families.

Quaggar said...

lol @ neo's comment. Steal sir scribbles innocence keh? Lets watch out for part 2 (and 3).. we'll see who's innocence gets stolen. :)

Bubbles said...

wow
umm
hoe much

Lady X said...

Bubbles I was just about to say the same thing o! LOL

leggy said...

for some reason,i like this girl!!
lol..this was funny eh...and you have to give it to her..the babe has guts!!

Azazel said...

So umm the babe was offerin u sex free of charge and u turned her down because she was a family friend? Hahaha ok o mr scribbles.
I have indeed heard it all. Wow xtreme fuck up bro..
Like seriously? Chai now, come on it's sexxxxxxxx

Miss Natural said...

lol at azazeal lol that's how you'll go and entire fire lol, even though I like his reasoning lol. eya, ahhh she sees a lot of things in you *wink*...people's advice is too funny lmaoo. robby you have to be smart about these things lol, sample small and then know when to back off, lol I kid, I kid lol

Ebony~!* said...

lol hope there is part two soon oo

honey91 said...

am wiv u on this one...bad idea! run!

Sugarking said...

Chai! I can gbadun this type of post ehn!! Believe me mehn that girl has more tricks up her sleeve! and like a girl told me a long time in secondary school, while fixing me with a steady gaze, "when a woman wants something, she TAKES it!"

shorty said...

Scribbles back off o,dont allow both of you to be left at home if not anything can happen.The girl has liver sef.

BBB said...

na wa for all this small pikin of nowadays, can u imagine d nonsense???

be careful oh
girl on a prey

LucidLilith said...

Sir scribbles; you don't know me but let me give you a piece of advice, "RUN!"

Ahrameiz said...

lmao. eeyah, she'll probably cringe when she thinks about it in a few years. at least u are not sum dude who'll take advantage...

Fragilelooks said...

u dey dodge matrix style.lol

dats some random babe. eidaways u got her number.
so would u call or not????????????/ this na TEMPTATION.

blogoratti said...

Dodging a kiss Matrix style...hnnnm bad guy!

Fabulo-la said...

LOOL U berra delete that number sharp sharp!

Messing with that gel no go do u n e good.

Lool

P'sy-A-wana said...

guy in afe's words u dey dull I mean age is just a number and its not like y'all are related anyway...lol

Rene said...

haha....since she sent u a txt, u really don't have to ask 4 her no again.....lol

My World said...

Lol.....flee it is,*I guess*!

David.фаворит Бога номер-один said...

hmm...no comment!!!
lol, play it as you see it

miss b said...

Scribbles, u r a NAUGHTYYY boy, and not in a good way!! am reporting to V!!

Qube The Wordsmith said...

Guy as much as I would luv to tell u to do a hit and run...

Yung girls r NEVA worth it! Run my friend,RUN!!!!

Afrobabe said...

lmao...Kate's got to teach me a few things!!