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Tuesday, 16 February 2010

It hasn't been that long has it?

14:23 Posted by Sir Scribbles 15 comments
SHET! E don tey oh! I haven't been here in a while. Just looked at my calendar and realised I hadn't been here in a long while. Shameful? yes! Disappointing? I know! Got an excuse? Yes I do and it's called school. Yes I am a student, again, and for those of you who's jaws just dropped to the floor you can like to pick them up cos your eyes rnt deceiving you. I'm back in geek mode and loving it mehn! Na so so book man pikin dey read sha! . Tbh the postgraduate diploma I just completed was a waste of my energy but I guess God has a reason for not divinly smacking bad ideas out of our heads when they first hit us lol. I stumbled upon a very interesting project for my Masters and hopefully it'll lead to a lot of open doors for me. Enough with all this serious talk. Make I gist you.

Being a Nigerian these days his hard oh! We should get paid minimum wage at least for all the stress we have to put up with recently. Look left at Aso rock and spirits have kidnapped our President. Look right at international airports and we are suspected terrorists. Look Up in Jos and your head will be chopped off and when you look down your head has to stay there because everything else is shamelful. Forget all these "Flygerian" and "Proud to be Nigerian" propaganda for a bit. WAHALA DEY! Whether u accept it or not wahala dey! Even pple who aren't nigerians know there's wahala so why pple dey act like sey everything dey alright? Some pple say that I shouldn't complain if I don't have solutions. So if I dnt have a solution I shud shut my mouth shey? If you are walking on the street and you see dog poo wnt u say "phmnnn! See shit" before you think about packing it. (btw if you think about packing random dog poo on the street then ur own wahala is a different brand). All I'm saying is WAHALA DEY! I'm proud to be Nigerian and that's why I'm shouting WAHALA DEY! Moving on...

If you aren't into football please skip this paragraph. Thanks. If you are reading this then you must have an interest in the beautiful sport. If you are not a Manchester United Fan this is you bus stop as well. Are all the haters gone now? good! MAN UTD Kwenu! Anyone catch the AC Milan v Man Utd game? Ronaldinho was behaving like a pant shey? Thot he cud harass our boys but we showed dem!!!! Rooney is really impressing me and our victories over Man City, Arsenal and now Milan have brought a wide and bright smile to my already awesome face lol. (No jealous me pls and if u dey jealous me u can like to hump a blender). I know some haters still read the paragraph up until this point and might even go as far as dropping a derogatory comment but for every hater comment against Man Utd Rooney will bang in a goal so please feel free to express yourself lol.

Is it wrong to call people ugly? I've been debating this with a friend, hobblescotch, and we still can't come to an agreement. I think it's wrong to call people ugly but then again shudn't ugliness be treated the same as beauty. If you see a beautiful person you'll say "Hey, that's a beautiful person" so why shud it be wrong to also say "Wow, that's one ugly somborri"? Maybe it's because we aren't really supposed to say things about people that will hurt their feelings but in theory a beautiful person should get compliments and an "ugly" person shud get...consolation. I know it's a touchy issue and tbh I dnt think "Ugly" people shud be called out until they look for your trouble in an area related to appearance. See it this way, if I have a blackberry and you have a 3310 and you say d internet on my phone is slow I have the right to crack your skull with the crackberry. PEACE OUT!


15 comments:

Naija American Girl said...

Just found your blog. You're funny, guy!

miss b said...

1stttttttt!
scribbles u r dulling with ds ur blogging oh! u shld b bsn 4rm twitter!

2cute4u said...

Yeah it's been long and its so not funny. missed you much much.. All this naija wahala, would soon end.. I don't let it bother me, you shouldn't, really.. just bother God.. that's all. hilarious synonyms..
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BBB said...

hey scribbles....

long time on blogger oh
hehehe my man U brother am so proud...
can u believ we won.. hehehe
funny as ever...
forget naija matter jare wetin we wan do.
me av just accepted it as a way of life
goodluck with the masters..
man gats to read book to make dough


PS say hi to hobblescotch
hehehehe

Azazel said...

Lol i liked this, this made me laff after a stressful day mehn..
But mehn talk about that MANU match, unbelievable.

Neo said...

welcome back o!

Glory, glory, men Papa Rooney was fantastic in that game, when they scored in the 3rd minute i was like that was it, but what a comeback.

On Nigeria, serious wahala dey o!

U know smth i have this crazy theory that we all see pple differently so one mans ugly is another mans Halle Berry.

Anonymous said...

hmmmmm so ure back in bham impressive > so wen r u cumin to see me ehn so we can pick up where we stopped off the last time been missing u between my sheets hehe. *wink

Naija bad boi.... said...

sir scribbles!!!!!!! who is ds anonymous person ooo?? hmmn..
and btw, u've been dulling oo..leaving us here on blogger.hehehe...
free naija mater..na we go solve am...world changers innit?
as per ugly mehn, just take one more drink and she gon be alrught....know wat i mean...

LusciousRon said...

Look who came back! I hate football so thanks for the warning.

Wahala dey for Naija. I am tired of answering questions from all these Oyinbo classmates of mine!

Ugly is a touchy issue.

Myne Whitman said...

Who is Ugly? What is the definition? Show face more na, even with such serious topics.

BTW, who is hobble scotch? She tweets about you and I'm thinking...

LucidLilith said...

It IS stressful to be Nigerian. That's why I hide the green passport and use the blue passport. *hangs head in shame*

Suru said...

lmao this is too funny. Wahala dey for real...

Rene said...

Man Utd was balling that day esp Rooney, that guy is stepping up his game big time.
I'm still proud to be Nigerian....lol @ th e ugliness as a compliment

bob-ij said...

Haha! Scribbles is back in the building! lol @ your "wahala" being of a different "brand". hahaha! Jokes! But I don't really believe in calling pple ugly. But if a person looks for trouble...you can hurl hurtful words at each other! But that one will cut DEEP!

~x~

Tywo said...

LNGKMD!!! liked d 3310/blackberry/crackberry line...lol