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Sunday, 13 June 2010

The Pastor, Scribbles & The Prophecy: Conclusion

14:27 Posted by Sir Scribbles 29 comments
So, Pastor "Seer" said he'd had a vision and in the future I'd be gay. My reply was "o_O". In my head I was saying "Shey dis man dey mad? Me? Robert, Gay? How? From where?" He kept on repeating how accurate his visions have always been and he knew I'd be shocked but if I was willing to work closely with him he could help me prevent the vision from coming to pass. Sounds like the plot of a time travel movie right? I told him that there's no way I'd be gay in the future and since he's a seer he should be able to see my past and see that all my "relations" have always been with the opposite sex and in no way homosexual. I left his office confused and frightened to be honest. You might be asking yourself "how can you be frightened if u are a solid straight guy? If u don't have the tendencies you won't be scared". Remember, this Pastor has had quite a few fulfilled visions and he ran a church with members who'd testified of the authenticity of his gift. I was scared I swear, what he told me started messing with my head, I started asking myself "how is this even possible? Maybe it's true. No it can't be! U like women remember?" After a few days I started piecing together a few things that made me doubt the validity of his visions:

  • Firstly, we'd never seen his wife. He was a pastor who always talked about his wife but we'd never seen her. Most members had only heard about her and even Richard agreed that the wife of a man of God should at least be known by the congregation. Apparently, she lived in Nigeria and came into London once in a while to be with her husband. It was all a bit too dodgy.
  • Secondly, he told me not to tell anybody about the vision. Correct me if I'm wromg but aren't u supposed to share something of this magnitude with family at least? He told me not to tell anyone and it should be between the two of us.
I think these 2 things were what kept me from losing my mind. On one hand I had the vision with it's "geniune" source and on the other hand I had all these questions that just made me doubt everything about the man. I didn't tell anyone about the vision except my sister and she blantantly refuted it. She said she'd had her doubts about the man's gifts but didn't want to say anything about it. We kept on going to the church and after every service I'd dodge the Pastor and head home. Sometimes he'd call and ask me to come into his office for counseling and I'd find some excuse to cancel. I didn't care if he could "see" through my excuses with his gift because as far as I was concerned, something was just not right.

One saturday afternoon I went to see one of my uncle's, I spent the whole day at his place and when I decided to leave I told him I had to go because I wanted to go to bed early for church the next day. He asked what the name of my church was, I told him. He asked where is was, I told him. He told me the Pastor's name and asked if he was correct, I said he was. He asked me to go to church the next day and ask what the Pastor's wife's name was and when I find out I should come back and tell him. The next day I found out her name but forget to relay the information to my uncle. The following week my mum came to visit us from nigeria and during the weekend I followed her to visit my uncle. After they'd discussed a few family matters he asked me if I'd found out the Pastor's wife's name and when I told him he shook his head and started laughing.

According to my uncle, when he first came into london he had lived with the Pastor and his wife for a couple of years and been there when the man had started the church. A few months after the church started my uncle said the pastor's wife confronted the Pastor one evening with tears in her eyes and a box filled with gay porn in her hands. When my uncle said "gay porn" my jaw dropped and my mumsy, being the igbo woman that she is, screamed "TUFIAKWA!" and grabbed her chest. My uncle said that after his wife found the box of gay porn her and the pastor had a huge argument and he ended up sending her back to Nigeria. That explained why we never saw her in church and many people hadn't met her. My uncle said he'd live with them for a few more months after the incident before moving out and during the last few months he spent there he'd seen young boys come and go from the house but never asked any questions because he didn't want to cause any trouble. He said that what the pastor does is use some sort of Metaphysics to seemingly read people and tell them things about themselves that are sometimes true and most times false. Then he gets young boys, gives them money and busy them things in exchange for only God knows what. When he said "only God knows what" my brain interpreted it to "Romping shop inna d boys booty".

I never went to that church again, I actually told Richard about what my uncle had said but Richard chose to keep attending the church because, in his words, "It's not about the Pastor but what's in your heart". That one is his business though, I ran from that church like a Usain Bolt chasing a gold medal. No wonder the man had said I was going to be gay in the future, he was trying to prepare me for some romping lol. Anyways, I haven't seen or heard anything about the Seer Pastor since then. Richard still goes to the church and sometimes he tries to get me to come back. A suggestion that always gets the reply "Be like sey u dey mad!!!"

29 comments:

NakedSha said...

Are you sure this story is legit?

If it is, then mehn...this is sad. It's not something I haven't heard of before but it's still terrible!

Thank God you left.

leggy said...

My friend and I read this post together and we bought thought the man was gayyyy.lol.
Better to be safe than sorry.glad you found another place.

Bisola said...

God ooo.... Nyc Story Sha.

GamineB said...

Once i read Part 1....my #gayradar want haywire....true salvation is personal but that Pastor sef gan

Thank God you ran mayne

Neo said...

ah pastor is feelin u o! na wa. its men like this that bring discredit to the faith. If u say u want to sim cant u do it jejely on ur own? its to now influence a congregation that trust u. na wa o!

Jaycee said...

This post is not to be taken lightly. That's how pastors like this take away from the purpose of ministry and God's word.

Miss Aina said...

Lmao, I so knew dt pastor was gay! Bt rly tho, I Hate d fact dt he's abusing his position as a 'pastor' to kpansh boys in d ass, rly sucks... Good thing u made like a banana and split.

2cute4u said...

Haaa! Imma say the guy fell for you, lol!
He wan use psyche rope you in!
Na wa for pastors! Only God knows the true one these days!. This is a long time your blog actually opened long enough for me to read and comment I tell you!
I had fun reading though.. Have a fun week!

lahlah said...

i was half expecting the guy to tell you the only way to get cured would be through "deep physical contact" with a holy man of "God" kmt human beings eh

Chari said...

ROFLMAO!!!! Yeee I don die oh!

TD said...

hmm i kinda guessed de pastor was gay sha.Thank God for your uncle,but the pastor sef na wa o!

Anonymous said...

Ur scribbles r out of this world..extreme much..iLOVE!!!

Mz.T said...

LMAO! Eya, Robert pele oo! I can imagine the thoughts going through our head when your uncle told you the guy was gay...

It's so sad that there are pastors like this out there, most likely leading their followers astray...

Akande said...

Na Wa O

BBB said...

na wa oh, abeg

thank God u left
what nonsense
if that man is using young guys
someone needs to report him to the police oh

Tisha said...

if the prophecy does not exhort
then its not from God.

The prophecy is also not allowed to contradict the word of God.

God always sets free, His word that is!
Hi
Read your bible and you can't be deceived.

prettychick said...

lmao at ur story.i knw it's nt supposed 2 be funny bt i cn't help myself..Anyways ur friend is right; a pastor is nt gonna tk u 2 heaven..ur salvation is, bt dt dsn't mean u shud kip goin 2 d church...Thank God u found anoda1. Trust igbo women and their TUFIAKWA.. my mom wuld ve said d same..lol...try nd convince dt ur friend 2stp attending dt church o..hw's he sure dt d offering money he gives evry sunday is being put2 d right use. he shuld leave ASAP.

histreasure said...

U see the confusion these people cause in d name of God.i'm sure his intentions was so u to trun to him for spiritual guidance so he could deliver you from future 'gaydom'..lol but seriously, i thank God for ur uncle, it's really can be a small world!

Bubbles said...

LOL
wow

Berean Girl said...

I laughed because it was a funny story but it shouldn't be taken lightly... This guy is abusing the pulpit. The church has now lost two more believers, you and your sister.

seye said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

WONDERFUL READ! Not enjoyed reading a blog post like this in a long time.

For starters I don't believe anyone can 'read the mind'. Yes see visions, yes, get a word of knowledge, that's possible but read minds....emmm....i don't believe it. This paragraph coming from the first part of this.

Next, i think i love adventure. I probably would have gone back to the pastor to tell him i wanted to see him then...i'd press the record button on my phone and record the conversation and play it for frineds. I am crazy like that

Azazel said...

Lol what a joke..

Naijalines said...

This made me laugh out loud but it's also sad. Can't believe that this man is allowed to get away with abusing vulnerable young men in the name of his own evil dressed up as something else that's certainly not God.

At least you were able to read him and avoid him.

LucidLilith said...

Wow, its the UK version of Ted Haggard.

rethots said...

HMMM... (in loud letters).

HexyDre said...

LMAO!! The guy for kpansh you, then we go see whether you go get story to tell.
On a serious note, this is so sad. Loads of 'simple-minded' folks would have fallen prey to this serial homo.
God go judge sha.

Me said...

"Romping shop inna d boys booty"= me LMAO.
I knew it! hahaha. This is hilarious, yet sad at the same time. This 'Pastor' is misleading people and messing with God.

Tywo said...

A suggestion that always gets the reply "Be like sey u dey mad!!!"
LWKMD!!!! te he he he he

glaxforio18 said...

I Pray that the pastor will receive grace and mercy of God to be free from that evil against his soul and the beautiful glorious treasure church our Father and Lord Jesus have given to him to keep.