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Monday, 6 July 2009

BS....

02:31 Posted by Sir Scribbles 38 comments
I've been wanting to write about this for some time now but needed to just frame the post in a way that won't offend the women or have me branded as a traitor by the men. If you are reading this and feel you fall into any of the categories then I'm sorry if you feel exposed or offended...I am simply talking...

Chicks ehn! I can swear that most of them can't see, smell, taste or feel BS wen it comes their way. So they say women are attracted by what they hear and Men by what they see and you'd think that men wud be more vuneralbe to BS cos of this theory...LIE! Women are so enveloped in BS that they don't even see at as BS anymore. Some chicks claim they know wen a guyz playing them or wen they are being lied to...I say u don't even know half of what a determined man is capable of. Don't even shake ur head trying to argue wiv me...I'm a Guy I know these tinzz! I'm usually against rules and guidelines which try to depict or predict a perfect relationship but sometimes the signs are written on the wall and women just take a curtain nd cover it cos they want to believe there's something more beautiful to be experienced after all the bull crap.A guy will technically take bullshit, rub it all over the walls of a relationship the chick will look at it and say "Oh it's beautiful...it really speaks to me...I love modern art"

A wife beater, as far as I'm concerned ehn this is a foregone conclusion! If a man can raise his hand to hit a women there's no such thing as love involved. You have a blackberry, you adore it cos it's like the only thing that knows what you want at any given time...do u take the blackberry and hold it over a stove, abi u take a fork and scratch its face? No! cos u love it..so explain to me how a man can welt a woman and afterwards they both claim it had something to do wiv love...infact I shud have put this issue in the next installment of "Revelations of little Insanities"

Even If he's the busiest guy in the whole world he will find a way to keep in touch. This is the tactic that breaks through all the self-esteem and ego defences of a woman and reduces her to a paraniod heap of pathos. If it's a guy who's not ur boyfriend or husband then don't even bother urself cos we do this in an attempt to ward off chicks who we feel aren't capable of fulfilling our needs whether it's a platonic friendship or a marathon of one night stands. Okay u know what forgive me, I was wrong, it is possible for a guy to be so busy that he won't stay in touch with you...if we still lived in 1920 nd he cud only get in touch by telegraph or carrier pidgeon. It's the era of email, texting, phone calls and what have you, it's practically impossible for pple to not stay in touch except you live in the bermuda triangle. I won't say you shud wait for him to call after 3 days or something cos I don't think things like this can be judged based on chronoligical limits and constraints. What I do know is that weneva you start getting that feeling that he doesn't want to talk to you or he's avoiding you then he is...afterall they say women are more intuitive than men so use some of that "hypothesised" intuition.

Don't even begin to think that I am blowing my own trumpet here cos I'm not, I''m simply being rational and realitic and it gives me the right to point out BS wen and where I see it. If you and your partner have reached an "undertstanding" and both of you agree to give and receive BS while pretending you aren't then that's all gud. But if one of you accepts it wivout the knowledge of the other then you are a retard...sorry....politically incorrect...you are "special". Some guyz like being chased by a woman but when it turns to being hunted we all hate it. There's a reason the status quo requires us to go after the women, it's cos majority of us like it. Make I no lie to you ehn, a man likes a woman who forms, even if it's just a little...not too much oh...just a little like telling him ur first name today nd ur last name after a week,or give him ur number then subject him to just texting lol. Sometimes I even like it wen I have to scheme and plot just to get a movie date lol but when a woman starts to chase a man excessively then it just feels wrong...you want to know how we feel? Trapped, caged...hunted! That's why it never lasts even wen u catch us! There may be exceptions out there as always but wen u notice that the guy is not reciprocating you numerous texts and constant badgering then I'm sorry to tell you that you have crossed the line and he has thrown you into the "crazy chick zone".

I chose to enlighten you today cos I've read so many blogs about relationships 4rm a chick's perspective and I have actually learned more about the way the intricate female mind works so this is payback for all those wonderfully enlightening posts. I had a bit more to say but had to trim it down seeing as my new layout makes my posts look even longer now lol. BTW I chose this layout cos the dude at the top depicts me accurately wen I'm blogging, earphones, soda and chips lol.

38 comments:

tunrayo said...

FIRST!!!

tunrayo said...

i like the blackberry illustration. really nice.

You're so right about the BS issue and i'm not saying i'm immune to it but its just appalling how gullible girls can be. The annoying thing is that we give this really great advice to others but we fall for the exact same thing we advice against.

i've just accepted that it spices up life cos i dont have any other explanation.

tunrayo said...

....and i'm still first :-D (this thing is catching)

Lady X said...

I'm sha not first but oh well...*sad smile*
Enlightening Post!
You are so right about the claiming you know when you are being played thing. Most of my friends are guys and I can tell you that they are pretty convincing players! They call all the girls, take them out, text in the morning, say sweet things! Everything! They sometimes even answer the phone call of one girlfriend in front of the other and the girls are clueless. You can be smart all you want but sometimes...
And the keeping in touch thing my dear chop knuckle! It always amazes me how someone will tell you they are too busy. Like my sis says, if he can take five minutes to take a dump he can take five minutes to call you or at least even text! That said I think some boyz are just clueless when it comes to these things. The ones that are used to girls chasing them that is... How exactly do you 'chase' a boy anywayz...I know I can make a boy chase me by like giving hints and being flirty and all that. I also know there is a way you can ask a guy out on a date without seeming too desperate. If you go about it in a mature way.

Sorry for the long comment!

NaijaBabe said...

Shit don't u people work or something. Ah?

NaijaBabe said...

Stupid google reader doesn't read jack. I'm sure you know what I'm driving at. Now let me go and read it

Maryam said...
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Maryam said...

i have to give u.. due props for saying whats on your mind... but really don't you think girls are full of shit too...

.. i am not saying i am proud of it.. but it takes a certain level of evolution in dating to get to this point..

Tay-mee said...

"Oh it's beautiful...it really speaks to me...I love modern art" = classic quote. This post is rather on point. I say Amen to it all!

NaijaBabe said...

Well said. Very well said indeed! Thou shalt not let BS come thy way.
LOL @ modern art...a silly excuse for a waste of paint!
As for the one n communication. My friend was in an LDR where the guy wasnt making any effort to keep in touch, always complaining about phone card, cos hes in yanke and I'm thinking BS must be flowing in his bloodstream! She was like ehn he's busy with work and school, he only goes on his facebook once a month and a whole load of crap, but he has a 3g phone where he can log in and leave u an offline every morning considering the time difference and what not. She needed a slap to get her to realise that it was absolutely FOOLISH. Busy my fine black ass..NONSENSE

Night Watcher said...

Ahh!
You cant for sure know when someone is playin you o, from time to time, you can get the "feeling" buh nothing is for certain.
Bros you don speak my mind times 10!
1st that hitting a lady thing is soo true, I wish I could invite you as a guest lecturer to some friends eh!
2nd communication is the key o!! No excuse so as "busy", busy with another girl baaa.
Ah wait i have to go ppl are poking their heads here. Msteew mebo mebo.
1st time here, gr8 blog I must say.

Brokeass said...

ha ha @ mordern art.
lmao!

But i agree with Maryam, it doES take a certain level of evolution to get this...usually after being BS-ed SEVERAL times.

WHy that is..who knows?

But dude u sound a lil ... err angry???

Efrytin alright?
lol

UnderCover07 said...

Lol @ "I love modern art."

I think u did a gud job in putting it in words that dnt cme off as offensive; and u r totally ryt.

As sum1 who is in a LDR ppl always say dnt u think he'll cheat? Am lyk a guy cld be under ur nose n still cheat wivout u knowing. Wat matters is dat he mkes u a priority not a liability.

Luv the blackberry analogy...so true.If a guy/girl can treat a BB as a priced possession, they def can show that respect to a human being and if they cnt...its time to hit the road.

Good job Scribbs!

chayoma said...

me likey this post! :)
I guess we (okay make i no generalize) I guess i go into a relationship with my hopes on angel wings... so even if the writing on the wall is in English (or French or Spanish or Igbo...i fit understand these ones), my brain deciphers it as Greek!
But Lord knows, the day a Man raises his hand to me, is the day he last sets his eyes on moi...
"i love modern art"...child u wldn't knw modern art if it slapped u in the face...lol!

enjoyed this one.....

Nice Anon said...

I say it all the time no one is ever too busy for you if they really give a shit. This is one of the ways to weed the grass from the main crop.

CultureCynic said...

women have gotten more desperate and men have gotten lazier..the combo togethr breeds more BS. some women dont know what the want they are becoming enablers , the myth of only a few good men is making women take unnecessary BS..they 'manage' and tolerate, so the men dish it out to them without much consideration.fuck all that tho...i am with you all the way i like how u broke it all down...STOP LOOOKING FOR A MAN TO COMPLETE YOU AND MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE SOMETHING!

see i went and caught up to ur old entries...tell me that isnt sheer love......

leggy said...

kk...i couldnt read ur blog cs first of all i dont know what BS is.

Sir Scribbles II said...

@Tunrayo: yeah that makes sense too, the world isn't perfect and bs is just one of the things that makes us human beings...however if we cud spot it wen we saw it I'm sure the world wud be a better place

@Lady X: long comments are gud so no need to apoloise. Chicks think they can spot it but only a few of them compared to the many that have been oblivious. if you know d amount of BS a guy can feed a chick just to get in her pants you'll be shocked

@Maryam: yeah that's true, it's not like pple are born knowing bs wen they see it, unfortunately pple have to experience it b4 they grow into recognising it...it's a vicious process

@Tay-mee: I'm glad you liked it, cos the naivety of women/men wen it comes to BS is just ridiculous

@Naijababe: See ehn, busy is a word we made up for don't want to talk to you or no longer interested...i've sent texts while bathing b4 so bbusy is just a slang for eff off

@Night watcher: The one of hitting is just annoying cos it's d most visible way of knowing someone hates you and you claim it's love. I say the only way he can't keep in contact is if he time travelled to the stone age..else u just isn't interested. BTW u r very welcome!

@Brokeass: No worries my dear, i wasn't angry...just annoyed at the naivety of some pple...they know something is bad nd they keep sticking their heads in it

@Undercover07: 4rm ur comments and posts I can guess u r a priority but I pity those who are liabilities and don't know it

@Chayoma: it's not wrong to e optimistic...just don't be naive cos some men, not all, can be ruthless I tell you.

@Nice Anon: It's simple really, he likes you, he'll stay in touch...he doesn't, he won't...that's how we roll

@CC: Mehn it is Love oh! I feel very loved...where have u been since ehn? u don't know that I missed you...dis one that you are telling me not to fuck up wat did I do b4...

@Leggy: BS means "bullshit" my dear

HRM said...

mehnnnnnn...perfect post...i am reposting!!!
(with ur permission of cos???)


i dont even think there was a word i disagreed with!

faB!! said...

Nice!! You just said it all.

I seriously hate when girls say 'he hits me but I know he still loves me.' I'm like are you kidding me?? The blackberry illustration is just soooooooo accurate!

And I always knew guys liked to do the 'chase'....lol! But now I'm very much convinced.

ps: I thought I was lost when I saw a different layout!! lol!

Peaches said...

LOL u are nutz but in a good way. fabulous and funny, im with you all the way, women do not need no bullshit (its unhealthy) just because they want a man.

there are a million men out there that are ready to appreciate you fuck all the bullshit giving men..excuse the language :)

Dark Neo said...

First of all I'd like to say I agree 200% with the hitting thing...Okay
@ Sir Scribbles.......BS
I think you are just angry/annoyed wateva, cos some chick you are crushing on is being fed a load of Bull by the person she is with. And dear I commend Maryam for being (in my opinion) the most Objective person to comment. BS is the currency of the modern relationship. It didn't even occur to any of you that keeping in touch (texts and calls and emails) is another form of BS. So when He/She calls U more than your bf/gf, you start to think that maybe he/she cares more B EFFING S!!!
@ CultureCynic I am saddened by your comment because it suggests that BS is uni directional when I know I am guilty and you know you are too!
@ Scribbles not every1 is as communicative as you are, I know I am not, and if she truly loves me she'll know me.

Dark Neo said...

PS kudos on the post,...modern art had me laughing for probably too long!

leggy said...

kk...so iget it now...lol....i detest guys chasing a guy eh...i mean hapu women liberation for a minute...on this case adim very very old fashioned...mscheww.lol

Sir Scribbles II said...

@HRM: Permission granted...as long as u credit the author lol. TThanks for stopping by

@fab!: Most guyz like it and only a few, very few in fact like to be chased...but not pursued

@Peaches: Thanks my dear. BS applies both ways sha, women BS and men do too.

@Leggy: glad u get now lol. Avoid BS like a plague..even though it's a criteria for maturing

@Dark Neo: Dude nice one, u sharply agree wiv d wife beating b4 stating ur disagreements which is against everyones's agreement lol. But Dude shey u dey mad, who told you I am bitter over a chick...dude if I was bitter you think I'd come and rant about it on my blog...that's just very....childish jo...no dey insult me like dat oh. U see ur life, ur disgreement even helps my argument. So u say BS is part of the modern relationship and u r not as communicative as some pple...well good for you but u realise that my argument is against BS so if BS is part of the modern relationship then my argument is also against the modern relationship. AS for communication I'm not talking about wen you pple love each other u mugu, i'm talking about wen one person doesn't love the other nd the other becomes a liability

Repressed One said...

Ahhh i see what Brokeass meant by her comment on my post.

Hear!! Hear!! especially the 'busy' part...Pure Unadulterated BS!!! Noone is EVER that busy.

LMAOO@ """Oh it's beautiful...it really speaks to me...I love modern art" see as you finish us women with that one...chei.

It's sad sha cos you speak the truth. Men have played and keep playing so many freaking games we can't keep up...not saying women don't play games oh

nice post!!

Adaeze said...

Well written! I think you are very right..a 100%. But not ALL women though..generalisations r never good. I know u didnt' generalize though. So - I take it you can advice me any time my husband is acting up then? :-D

P.S Sorry for not coming around. My life's lunatic these days. I'm sure I've already said that b4.

Naija bad boi.... said...

ahem ahem...*clears throat*...from d perspective of a playa ehn....lol....nice post dude....but...
ok some guys dont mind being chased sha...i mean it reduces d whole work naw....lol...dont mind me joo...
d beatin thing is mad though...d sad thing is its d gurls dat give excuses for d guy...imagine!!!
oh and if a guy/gurl is not calling...then....he's just not that into you...get it once..meehn

Elusivebabe said...

LOL...your points are soo on point. Its the same way I think if I guy truly loves you he wouldn't cheat. I hate all those "but he is a guy, it is harder for him to stay faithful" excuses *mchewww* Liking the layout.

Mz. Eniola said...

nicely said cribbly scribbles! lool..keep plotting :)

Rene said...

I like the blackberry illustration.
On point!

P'sy-A-wana said...

I must say this post shuld be banned and purged from reading lists everywhere lol...but it is true,no guy likes being hunted its scary,and girls dont know BS even if a bull did it rite in front of them...p.s loved the modern art quip.

Miss Natural said...

awww you have come again haha but i'm smiling :) lol lol thanks. u know why.
You hit the nail on the head, the bb issue touched me seriously and it made perfect sense. It's the yardstick example i'll use from henceforth. lol at you are a retard, sorry political incorrect :)

Lady Koko said...

its actually NEVER that she doesnt SEE the BS......SHE SEES IT..OH SHE SEES IT CLEARLY.....SHE TELLS HER GIRLFRIENDS EVEN...meaning she has acurately comprehended that which her minds eye sees! THE ISSUE SIMPLY IS......she is sooooooooooooooooooooooo EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED.....HER HEART, BODY and most times SOUL IS ALREADY INVESTED IN THAT relationship....SOMETIMES IT AINT EVEN GATS SHIT TO DO WITH THE actual man! MOST WOMEN JUST LOVE LOVE! simple!!!! SO THEY STRIVE TO MAKE WHAT CLEARLY IS A HOPELESS SITUATION ....MAKE A 360 TURN AND BECOME THE perfect love tale of patience, persevereance and hope.....THEY BELIEVE IN THE "RIDE OR DIE CHICK" THEORY......THEY HAVE THE "FOR BETTER FOR WORSE" MENTALITY ....and guess wot.....dude aint even put a ring on it! OHHH LETS NOT FORGET TOO....THE SEX MIGHT BE THE BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!! DAMNNNNNN!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!! ok i got carried away for a moment there! IF THAT IS THE CASE...LADIES STAY WITH HIM JO! IT DOESNT MATTER IF HE YANKS YOUR WEAVE....DISLOCATES YOUR BREASTS AND REARRANGES YOUR FACE....just make sure he can make that PUSSY WHISSSSSSSSTLE after!!!!!!!!!!! *YOU ARE INDEED A VIRTUOUS WOMAN* buahahhahahah!!!!!!!!!!

Lady Koko said...

ohh i feel bad...I MADE MOCKERY OF A VERYY SERIOUS SITUATION...i mean who knows if one of these young girls is reading this...and they need HELP!
KOKO IS HERE FOR YOU!!!!!
OK LISTEN LADIES......i wont tell you to wake up and smell the coffee.....i wont tell you to ....LEAVE THAT PUNK ASS NIGGA......no i wont......becos i have been were u r now..and i know...IT AINT EASY MEHNN!!!!!
BUT I WILL TELL U THIS.....
KOKO'S TESTIMONY...
my very first serious relationship lasted 4 years...it was OF COURSE with an older guy..I FELT TRAPPED IN A WACK ASS SITUATION...AND MANY TIMES(perhaps 15) I TOLD HIM IT WAS OVER.....I DID THE WHOLE DRAMATIC EXIT THANG,.....only to return with my tail between my leg! NOT A GOOD LOOK......he will never believe u r truely gonna leave him....SO ONE DAY I DECIDED ENUFF WAS ENUFF BUT MY HEART WAS STILL WAEK.....so i took my time......i think i took 2-3 months to start to mentally..emotionally and physically detach myself from him....SLOLWLY SLOWLY....I LISTENED TO ALL MY MARY J BLIGE SONGS ....THAT REALLY EMPOWERED ME(as weird or corny as it sounds)..ONE DAY ....I WOKE UP AND I LOOKED THAT BITCH IN THE FACE AND I SED..as mjb told me to say, " YOU CANT HOLD A GOOD WOMAN DOWN".......and this time......i make a drama free.....graceful as hell exit....I EVEN SWAYED MY HIPS A BIT.....just so he could see wot he had and was now losing....HEHEHHE
P.S: several years down the line..u bet he is still calling....IN FACT...JUST LAST WEEK HE SED I AM...AND WILL BE HE'S WIFE.....*dream on mate..this sista is past ur level mehnn* *BIGGZZZ GIRLSSS*

eyeshadowjunkie.blogspot.com said...

well written. i like the blackberry illustration. I can't stand wife beaters.

Thanks for the post!

Maiya said...

LOl

`It really speaks to me..I love modern art`...`carrier pidgeon`

You`re crazy.

I say people see what they want to see. It takes two for bullshit to fly.

Anonymous said...

scribbles u described me entirely when you described dudes feeling trapped, caged, etc but can I say that i am a woman.....lol...shld i be worried?