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Sunday, 13 June 2010

The Pastor, Scribbles & The Prophecy

10:48 Posted by Sir Scribbles 22 comments
This is a post I've wanted to do for a very very long time but didn't think it was appropriate until now. It's about A Pastor and his "prophecy" about Sir Scribbles. Interested yet? I'm sure you already are:

This began sometime in march 2009. I and my Sister had been convinced by a family friend to join this church he'd been going to for about a year. We'd been searching for a suitable church for about 6months and this family friend, Richard, suggested we come to his, check it out and if we didn't like it we could just not come back the following sunday. We went to the church on one particular sunday and realised the only detail Richard left out when telling us about his church was The Pastor was a "Seer".

Basically, the man can tap into the spiritual realm and see things in your past, present & future. Imagine how shocked I was when, at the service, he asked newcomers to come to the front and after I came forward he touch my forehead and said "You are about to start a new phase in your life and you aren't sure if it's the right path for you". At the time I was just getting into my Masters programme and had a few doubts about what I was doing and where it'd lead me. After he said those words to me I immediately assumed he was a genuine pastor with a genuine gift from God. Me and my sister became regulars in the church, I joined the Car Park unit and helped out in the parking lot and my sister joined the Sanctuary unit which helped clean the church before and after service. We even brought my mum to the church and as skeptical as she is about unknown pastors and churches, she agreed that the Man, his gifts and his ministry were genuine. The Pastor started taking a liking to me and Richard. He'd tell us to come to his office on weekdays for counselling and prayers, he'd ask us if we needed anything and if we were alright financially and otherwise. If even talked to Richard about girls, sex and abstinence. I on the other hand liked to keep private stuff private and anytime he brought up the subject of women I'd just crack a joke and change the subject. I think my elusiveness of subject of a more "personal" nature made his interest in me and my life grow and soon enough Richard was no longer the focus of his "spiritual eye" because he'd set them on me.

Now I have to add that I was a tad bit tense anytime I was around this Pastor. He was a man with d gift of insight and as far as I knew, he was probably reading my thoughts and viewing my whole life as a movie playing in his head. I never lied to him because I thought he'd just see right through me and instead of lying I just dodged questions. When he asked me if I was a virgin I'd crack a joke. When he asked if I had a girlfriend I'd crack a joke. Everytime he tried squeezing info out of me I'd wiggle my way out and I think he got frustrated and decided it was time to take drastic measures to get to me. He appraoched me after service one sunday and told me he'd like to speak with me in private during the week. I told him I had school during the week and I'd only be free on Tuesday so we made an appointement for Tuesday evening and between Sunday and tuesday afternoon I kept asking myself "What in the world does this man want? Has he seen my death in the future? Abi he's seen me past indiscreations". Tuesday evening finally came and I went to see him and boy did this man shock me.

After a bit of small talk and irrelavant chatter he decided to get to the point. He looked me straight in the eye and said "Robert, I don't know how to tell you this but I have seen a vision and in the future you will be gay"

....To Be Continued

22 comments:

leggy said...

gen gen gen!!
gen gen gen!!
lol...gay kee?

Anonymous said...

Lololol!!!pastor's gaydar missed road!! please hurry up n tweet part 2! x

Anonymous said...

sorry, blog part 2!

Bisola said...

Plsss..... PART 2.... Plss...
But wait ooo... GAY!.... hmm dis is serious.

Anonymous said...

Let me guess...said pastor made a gay overture to you.

Ms Osunsan said...

please holla when part two comes out

Jaycee said...

LOL. That you will be gay? Wow. What a future. I reject it for you.

Pepi said...

Lol..lol..
Da suspense is killing me..Part 2 please!!!

Myne Whitman said...

Now wouldn't that be something? LOL...when is the next part?

NakedSha said...

Ehn?
Ehn?
That you will be gay?
Which kind of prophecy is this abeg? Mttcchheewwww...

Habeeba Diaw said...

Gay? HMmmmmmmm, waitin 4 d concludin part

bountiee said...

lmbo...this is serious

TD said...

hahaha! seriously?.better start fasting n praying oh!

BBB said...

ehn God forbid shakarababashe ke bebe

am speakin in tongues for u
God forbid

Tisha said...

you did not ask him where in the bible he saw that?

he did not say he wanted to set you free from being gay by the word but that 'you would be gay', i read the bible through and i have not seen anything like that.

Tisha said...

you did not ask him where in the bible he saw that?

he did not say he wanted to set you free from being gay by the word but that 'you would be gay', i read the bible through and i have not seen anything like that.

Berean Girl said...

Hahahaaaha!ROFL!Gay?Looking forward to part 2.

Azazel said...

Omo na to crash ooooo..
U see what I mean, just because he said something general about ur life, u were immediately hooked..
If he was a true pastor he would have been specific about ur master's programme..
Idk why people always fall for such things sha..

Azazel said...

Being gay is a natural thing, u can't go from being straight to being gay..
Pastor na fool sha.

rethots said...

Hmmm..... *comments to be concluded afterwards*

"...have seen a vision and in the future you will..." what (in capital letters)?

Me said...

LMAO! 'Pastor' clearly has plans for your... erm, behind :P

glaxforio18 said...

hahaaaaa!