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Monday, 18 January 2010

That's what I think sha...

07:11 Posted by Sir Scribbles 24 comments
CHEI! It's been a while sha! If you cross reference the dates between this post and my last post and then compare the values with the factorised sum of the intervals between my posts 3 months ago and then relate your results to the exact moment I started blogging then you realised that the coefficient of 10SINZU is how many days it's been since my last post. YES! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I JUST TYPED! lol. Le tė shkojnė atje!! (Albanian for "Let's go there")

There should be a public holiday dedicated to the men who risk their lives everyday in the ruthless jungle called dating with nothing to defend themselves except cheesy pickup lines and cliches. Don't you just think it's rather brave of a young man too walk up to you, a babe of evident class, and say something like 'Nice legs baby, what time do they open?'. What I always wonder about is the state of mind of a guy who thinks "Your dad must be a baker cos I love ur buns" is an appropriate way of potraying yourself as an eligible suitor. I think I've told you, my lovely wonderful beautiful readers (make ur head no swell sha), that I detest pickup lines especially since a creative one today is tomorrow's cliche. Let's just say I prefer a less 'mechanical' approach to starting a conversation with a young woman. I'm not saying pickup lines are bad oh! I'm not saying they shud be abolished and anyone caught using a pickup line shud be executed by firing squad, dats not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is there shud be an organised body established with the sole aim of regulating the creation, use and expiration of pickup lines. Anyone who invents one without getting it verified, uses one without the right authorization or after it's expiration date shud then be sent to the gallows. That's all I'm saying. That's not so bad is it? it's a gud idea no? at least Magas will stop approaching and talking rubbish to you ladies and we men will raise our game a bit...not that I need to anyways *wink wink*

I keep saying that I don't think there will ever be any publication that accurately defines, precisely elaborates and utterly summarises the relationship between Men and Women. Now remember we are excluding holy books here cos I don't want any divine wahala on my hands. I have realised that no matter how big the book is, how extensive the research was or how much time was invested in study you will always find one person who will prove any existing theory, suggestions or laws concerning relationship wrong. Opposites don't always attract, Long distance relationships do work and age really is just a number when you see it from people's perspectives. All I'm saying is don't be stereotypical when analysing your life or the life or others. Thinking outside the box usually shows you how small the box really is. I dey form relationship analyst shey? dnt mind me oh! Wat do I know? I'm just saying what I feel as usual and if you agree or object then there's a very big box provided for you below to make it known. PEACE!

24 comments:

Devine said...

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRST!

TaioFierce Ameen said...

Lol... Me i think for such pickup lines as mentioned... one shld be executed... nd dia state of mind is extremely high or jst out of a coma since 1983... LOL
In ur mind now u r a r/ship analyst abi....lol

P'sy-A-wana said...
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TaioFierce Ameen said...

arggggg!!!! @Devine, I wz supposed to be first oh... u r claimin my spot...lol

P'sy-A-wana said...

THIIIIIIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....lwkmd @ Le tė shkojnė atje!...man the whole dating thing is so last decade....can anyone say friends wiv benefits.

Devine said...

LOL
opsies!!!
i think pick up lines should be abolished, n they r so cheesy n lame
wen fresh prince says it they r funny
friends wiv benefits? that sad i think

P'sy-A-wana said...

@ Taio what is it I was third o!!!

miss b said...

lmaooooo @ wn dya legs open! i nd 2 use dt!!! u sef hw dya knw all dese lines sef?

kay9 said...

I wonder what Devine thinks about your "devine wahala".

Neo said...

are ur legs tired cos u been running thru my mind

ur dad must be a thief cos he stole the stars and put them in ur eyes.

seriously??? who comes up with this stuff. to be fair on Naija bros the best i ever got was the classic "do u work out?" pick up lines are so not green!

Myne Whitman said...

This scribbles, you always come up with the funniest things. So you're now a dating expert? I hear you, LOL...

ha00050 said...

i have been hit with so many pickup lines that I don't think i remember the 'mechanical' means guys adopt when talking to a girl.

Funniest
do you have a band aid, because i hurt myself when i fell for you.

Stupidest
'if you were a sandwich you would be McBeautiful' (and yes i was standing in front of mcdonalds)

Most recent
'do u give head to strangers? No? then allow me to introduce myself'

I don't want them abolished, for one thing i always have a funny story to tell; and the old line 'you look familiar' is soo 90s

seye said...

Ahn Ah! NA WA O! Yes, we know you know english! Yes, we know! lol!

Nice read!

meenana said...

hmm i know what you mean, i once had a guy say "what's up bitch i want to be a vital part in ur fucking life" i lol now but it wasn't so funny then..

honey91 said...

i think ive come to the conclusion that pick up lines aren't for everyone.
serzly, a cheesy pickup line from some guy, will make me smile on another guy...
so i think maybe there shud be an organisation regulating who shud and shudnt use pickup lines.

Nice Anon said...

This boy I saw what you look like on twitter.. I had to fan myself! How old are you again? lol

Devine said...

lol at kay9............i saw it o
Devine wahala

Azazel said...

Lmao I feel this post maynee...
And there should be a copyright patent for the ppl who invent the pickup lines

BBB said...

as usual hilarious

ehn niceanon when was d picture tweeted ( running back to scribbles timeline)
i have ot see this
always knew ud be a hottie

Ebony~!* said...

i hateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pick-ups and YES they should be abolished.

My world said...

Hehehehe!!!
A post finally....interesting as well.

Dark Neo said...

Please oh I have a very important question!?! As "you look familiar" is now the worst pick up line, what do I say when somebody REALLY looks Familiar?

LucidLilith said...

My preferred pick up line: "Hi, I am ----"

If I like the looks of you and my instincts tell me you are alright, I will go, "Hi, I am ----"

If not, I will give you a "Hi" and look distracted.

bob-ij said...

LOL 2010 is not stopping you Sribbles... haha! NO public holiday and please who taught you Albanian??

~x~