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Friday, 8 January 2010

We begin scribbling for 2010...

20:05 Posted by Sir Scribbles 17 comments
WAAAIT! Before you even conclude that I have left just hold it! Yes, I considered leaving, I thogth about quitting blogging and callind an end to the blogging edifice that is The Royal Scribbles...for about 5 mins lol! Did you really think I'd leave you liek dat? If was to leave blogsville where I go kon go? Where else will my insanity be considered creativity and my sillyness be seen as addictive humour? I haven't blogged this year simply cos I hadn't found d right trigger for 2010. I'm definitely not losing my mojo! I just wanted to start 2010 in a new yet traditional way and needed to find my sweet spot for this year. What do u look for when you come here, thought provoking satires, mind boggling wit, bewildering creativity and the occasional rant about some girl who is vexing me shey? Ladies and Gentlemen we commence 2010 in d same fashion...make I gist you something.

I was jejely on my own oh! you know I dnt look for trouble naw? I was walking thru d shopping mall yesterday minding my own business when some random stranger (obviously all strangers r random wth am i saying?) just walks up to me and tells me I'm looking gud. If to say na woman I 4 no worry but it was a guy....see me see wahala o! I didn't even know whether to take it as a compliment or see it as a source of concern. I thanked the guy and walked away facing him cos I didn't want him staring at my posterior ('butt' to you laymen). Now why was I concerned? I'm assuming the guy was gay cos the way he stopped me to compliment me is d same way I, an astute heterosexual, would stop a girl nd compliment her too (practical still pending). Did his compliment mean I was looking gud in general and would also be found attractive by the female folk of like sexuality or did he mean I looked gud such dat only members of the gay community would find me 'interesting'? You see the dilemma dat morrasucker brought upon me in d middle of my stern window-shopping? I went out to stare at stuff I can't afford and came back query every outfit in my closet. I shud start wearing darker colours mehn...

Sexual innuendos are everywhere these days. It's like d world has just gone sex crazy and it's alright to advertise a burger as if it's a new item on the Karma sutra menu. You can't listen to 3 songs today without coming across one with cleverly yet somewhat overtly embedded innuendos. The thing about sexual inferences in songs is dat you can never win. If you don't identify them someone else will and point them out to you, in that moment when you are enlightened you also feel ignorance tapping you on d shoulder thanking you for letting him sleepover. However, if you do identify the innuendos single-handedly then you simply credit you mind with 5 more naughty points and hence feel more perverted than you were before you hit the play button. I'm now bordering on paranoia when it comes to analysing songs, I tear lyrics apart just to be sure I'm not singing along to something that indirectly instructs the nearest female to slobber my 'nether' regions. Very soon I'll resort to listening to silence but wiv d way d world is going I'm sure Def Jam will find a way to pollute silence as well.

Ah! dis feels gud! How could I ever think of leaving? Btw r u on Twitter? U rnt? why? is ur computer allergic? r u lucid? why rnt you on twitter? my fren pack ur load nd get to tweeting mehn! Dnt worry if u sign up nd u don't understand it immediately, it's natural and you can't be like me so give yourself time to get the hang of it. As for those of you on twitter hope you are following me? I dnt mean literally following me cos if u walk behind me for more than 10 secs ur gonna be receivng my size 12s in a less than receptive area. My twitfam (twitter family to u laymen) are awesome and that's cos they r all mad nd I say dat wiv love lol. much luv to d Twitfam...#youwerecooluntil you joined twitter and followed me, now u r cooler lol.

17 comments:

sweetness said...

firrrrrst!!!
lemme go read :p

sweetness said...

#youwerecool until u wore lemon green
lol just joking
Is this the same guy that winked at you?
haa! this is serious oh
U have to get a designer
*side eye to koromone juiceegal and leggy*
they may be kind enuf as to give you tips on how to de-gay-nize ur wardrobe
lol

TayneMent said...

I can't figure twitter out :(

Gee said...

Lol @ ur insanity being creativity!!!
that line blew me off mehn--!
nd silliness, addictive humour--LMAO
true tho---dats the koolness of blogsville

Azazel said...

It might justhave been a harmless compliment lol

David.фаворит Бога номер-один said...

**robby now has a MALE stalker**
:D

CerebrallyBusy said...

azazel u know it right?]
#youwerecooluntil you took the guy too serious lmao
#kthanksbye

kay9 said...

lol, dont worry Scribs, nobody (as in, NOBODY!) ever thot u were gonna leave blogsville; where else wld u practice your free madness?

I aint on twitter, n i dont have plans to join - reason: err, i dont know... i mean, i have enof cybercommunity affiliations already!

kay9 said...

@sweetness: that's a new one - de-gay-nize!. haha!

Myne Whitman said...

Sexual innuendos everywhere for sure, I no know why oo. And you be fine bobo any which way, no forcing, LOL.

I'm on twitter but men...

TaioFierce Ameen said...

u shld reconsider returning ur sis tights nd pencil trousers...lol.... jst kiddin... twitter is d ish...

honey91 said...

yay! glad to know u din leave..
ps-it is sorta suspicious for a guy to tell a total stranger that he looks good, but theres a chance he was jus feelin somethin u wore like ur shoes or belt or something

Devine said...

lol......c'mon now
then REALLY must have been looking good. i mean 4 this poor dude to now have his sexuality questioned as a result....
lol...

Bubbles said...

lol
really?
how homophobic are you?
so he said you looked good
why does he have to be gay?
it was a compliment
did he smack your ass?
did he give you his number
did he lick his lips at you?
#getoverit
jeez!

umm yeah
people need to get on twitter
like right now
#okbye

BBB said...

lmao
told u u crack me up

dont u know gays have good eyes, their fashion sense are always hyped so if a gay told u u looked good den u def look good, doesnt mean u attract males k...

Suru said...

I honestly believe only a gay guy would say another stranger guy looks good. It's something girls and gays do but not what straight males in their rightfully straight mind do. lol I mean it's not like u guys were even talking before. So i don't blame you but take it as a compliment. I'm still so torn on this twitter thing I think I'll join when I have more time lol

P'sy-A-wana said...

call me Mr flintstone, I can make ur bedrock