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Wednesday, 9 March 2011

The Crazy, The Broke & the downright Worwor

15:55 Posted by Sir Scribbles 23 comments
as usual... spell checking is for weaklings...

You know what baffles me? When people don't cut their cloth according to their cloth. I read something a young lady wrote and it went something like this: "I want an independent, handsome, tall, rich man to come and sweep me off my feet. I'm not easy to please so he has his work cut out for him", Naturally I became curious and I decided to check out the author of the statement. You go fear now! I checked the babe out and shock seize me! My people I say shock seize me for throat! I don't want to offend anyone but if the next few sentence rub you the wrong way then na ur fault cos nobody force u 2 read blog. If the babe snags a rich, tall, independent, handsome man then the universe is doing partiality for Jennifer Aniston.

Sometimes you'll hear a woman say "I don't want a man who's too possessive and won't give me space to just be myself, have friends and be independent". Yet the same seemingly normal babes will turn out to be crazyass chicks who do autopsies on laptops and Blackberries just to find that which Facebook profiles you've had the audacity to look up. Have you ever seen a crazy chick in action b4? SHET! It's not a pretty sight. You know what's worse than crazyass chicks? Worwor chicks! Now Thats definitely not a pretty sight. You know what's worse than a Worwor chick? A Worwor chick who calls other people ugly. That, my people, is a new version of insanity where a person is afflicted with the killer 3hit combo of Worwor, self-deceit & the audacity to still open mouth and yarn nonsense. Situations and people like this should be a warning to all mankind that the end is definitely nigh and even if it is, their continued existence is only hastening Armageddons plans

Baffling it is, wen u hear a brokeass woman say she wants a rich man who can afford to buy them all the things they desire. Brokeass chick oh! The kind that has to hustle cab fair to go and visit the potential buyer of all the things she desires. The kind that walks around with an empty purse like a subliminal message to other prospective mugus to come, explore, spend & jonz. I'm talking about the big bad babes who'd rather leech off other people than organise what's left of their self-respect and make something of themselves. In the Hierarchy of Respect, we have The Independent Womam at the top and somewhere in the middle is the Humble Lady who's content with what she has. Then, at the bottom, after Crazyass hypocritical chicks and judgmental Worworass chicks, you'll find Brokeass chicks. Brokeass chicks who don't respect themselves embody the essence of humanities basic problem.......craze!

.......*wipes sweat* Now think happy thoghts

23 comments:

Noble said...

LWKMD

JitterBug said...

Lmfao!! Robbie so much anger :P

Jaycee said...

Oh my gosh! LOL!!!!!!

Aydee said...

Lol!so damn true.the problem is that the chicks that are at the bottom of the barrel,na dem plenty pass,so guys have to play their stupid mind games!

BBB said...

hehehehhe
so true

G-FUNC said...

Kpshew ....!!!!! After how many months of no writing, naa now you sabi sey you go come whow sign of life abi ????

So you dey try talk sey if I no come that yeye twitter come shout for ya head for make you come take blog, you for no come blog ????

See Scribbles, makke I warn you eh !! if you ever make me do that kind drastic thing again *for example take the time to subscribe to twitter, and after all their yeye questions wey them dey ask for make I fit get an account, they only allow me A hundred and 40 character ???!!!! ... kpshewww !!!! * ..... like I was saying if I ever come that twitter come find you again eh ....


* spelling checks are for weaklings - Sir Scribbles 2011*

leggy said...

lol.i feel you on the ugly chicks calling other people ugly.this was so funny.
yeah, yeah, yeah, i still want a rich guy.

Sir Scribbles II said...

@Noble lol

@Jitterbug if you were me, u'd be angry too

@Jaycee lol :D

@Aydee truth! besides, there's more space at d bottom

@BBB Gbam. Have I ever lied? lol

@G-func O boi see vex now! I came back cos i missed blogging mehn. no dey threaten me cos u get muscle for eyebrow lol.

@Leggy we see it on twitter all d time. ofcos u wanyt a rich guy tho, no one wants poverty

Fani.Edas said...

LOL....

Roses said...

Lmao at 'My people I say shock seize me for throat!' hahaha

lusciouscurves said...

LWKMD. Heaven preserve you men from chicks like that. Yay, I've finally finished reading everything! :D I'm now thinking "happy thoughts", LOL.

Anonymous said...

Ah ah ah... nice one...

Mr Wrighter said...

very nice blog

pheary said...

lmao... d part of d worwor calln anoda person worwor.. wow..#SoTrue

miss b said...

LWKMDDDD Scribs I have missed ur blog! Now catching up on everything

Anonymous said...

You make so much sense, I mean, everybody has requirements, in theory, but if you want a guy who works hard, you can't be a lazy bitch. Sometimes when people talk, I do a double take cos i'm not sure whether they're joking or not!

Gee said...

LoL scribbles!
This post kills!!
Like it does!!
LoooooL!!
Ugly calling ugly! LoL

whosaynah said...

Lovely. But then ugly gurls must have hope nah! Then again, maybe they look into their mirrors and beg to differ from the general opinion regardin their looks.
Ugly Guys too think that wiv money they can 'have it all' . Ojukwu did. So i guess they can HOPE.lol

Anonymous said...

It pisses me off when an ugly person calls someone else ugly...

Chizy K said...

haha lol na wa oo

attalenell said...

The last time I laughed like that, there was a paid pro comedian standing 30 feet away. Nice one, brov.

Anonymous said...

I stil wonder y ugly girls are d ones dat call others ugly.and d brokers are d ones dat fantasize and build castles in d air.

Anonymous said...

OMG! First time reader..
Converted! Will check the site often.