It
felt like King Kahn had just awakened from a nightmare. His mind
struggled to comprehend what had just occurred in his throne room. Merely
moments ago, he had been sitting on this very throne struggling with the boredom of
having to choose a wife from a crowd of women wanting to be his queen. Now, he
had witnessed what looked like a suicide by a woman who had apparently taken
the power of everlasting...
Thursday, 31 July 2014
Sunday, 27 July 2014
King Ode Kahn and Curse of The Royal Sceptre
In the far away kingdom of Kongdobia, lived a king named Ode Kahn. King Kahn was the last descendant of royal Kahn bloodline which had sat on the throne of Kongdobia and ruled the kingdom for centuries. The Kahn bloodline was the oldest and most respected bloodline in the kingdom and was revered not only because it was a royal bloodline but also because the dynasty stretched as far as the days of...
Friday, 11 July 2014
A love letter to my fingers
Dear Fingers,
I don't think I give you guys enough credit. I do not show you how much I care about you and appreciate everything you do for me. You've been an ever-present companion. An friend who literally sticks closer than a brother. You have been there for me in times of uncertainty, curiosity,...
Friday, 7 February 2014
When a rich guy wants you....
I was listening to Chris Brown's "Loyal" and the chorus just makes me laugh all the time, "When a rich nigga wants you, and your man can't do nothing for you...". It's funny because this is actually a serious problem. Money is changing the way people are dating, particularly in Nigeria. Personally, I think it's a combination of several factors but the main one is definitely greed.
Please note...
Tuesday, 12 July 2011
Transformers: Obi's H.E.A.D. II
Episode Recap:Dr. Saint Obi: Formerly in possession of the Sphere but killed while being pursued by EgujeEguje: Anunobicon who transforms into a Police car. Ordered to retrieve H.E.A.D. at all costsSomto Okoro: Nephew of Dr. Saint Obi and currently in possession of The SphereGidibee: Robot who transforms into a Yellow Black Taxi. Currently protecting H.E.A.D & Somto from Eguje.and now for Part...
Wednesday, 6 July 2011
Transformers: Obi's H.E.A.D. I
6:34pm. Somto slowly walked home, he recounted how dreadfully boring another day at college had been. He'd managed to muster no motivation for school so far, nothing in general excited him anymore and once again, he felt like his sanity was gradually sipping away courtesy of his constantly dreary life. He tapped a button on his phone, stared at the screen for a few seconds and let out a defeating...
Wednesday, 9 March 2011
The Crazy, The Broke & the downright Worwor
as usual... spell checking is for weaklings...You know what baffles me? When people don't cut their cloth according to their cloth. I read something a young lady wrote and it went something like this: "I want an independent, handsome, tall, rich man to come and sweep me off my feet. I'm not easy to please so he has his work cut out for him", Naturally I became curious and I decided to check out the...
Hoe: A non-agricultural approach
The following post may rub some of you the wrong way. As usual, spell-checking is for weaklings...You may have come across the term "Hoe" at some point in your life. You may have heard it in a conversation, used it yourself to "compliment" someone or maybe even had the "honour" of being addressed as one before. Whichever way, it's undeniable that "Hoe" is a part of everyday life. Today, I simply wish...
Friday, 25 June 2010
Technology is evil
(NB: This is a satirical post) Ladies and Gentlemen, I am posting today to bring an argument before you. I am here with one intention and it is to convince you that Technology is evil! It is the the spawn of malevolent minds and intentions. It is the bringer of sorrow and despair. It is the epitome...