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Sunday, 22 November 2009

Scribbles says

07:05 Posted by Sir Scribbles 24 comments
*WARNING: The following post may offend some readers*

The following are 12 wise sayings from the Sagacious Sir Scribbles, read it, absorb it and live it. Don't be dismayed if you do not understand some of them though, understanding will come with time.

Scribbles says..

A Man with big head has a lot on his mind

A Man who plays the cookie jar song at his wedding is giving his wife a heads up

A Man with big feet is always one step ahead.

Just because a Calabar man called you a bitch doesn't make him a Cannibal

When a hausaman says "I want to poke you" on Facebook it's best to read between the lines

A Woman who buries her head in laps likes to help men get 'ahead'

The coward lives to point out the grave of the brave man.

Sex is technological, Men like software and women like hardware

If your Papa is a half-cast and your Mama is a half-cast it doesn't make you one full Oyibo

A Man who cheats on his wife with her twin is stuck in a deja vu

Childbirth and abortion are like the two sides of a glass door, one side needs you to push while the other needs to be pulled.

Pre-marital sex is like meat in jollof rice, if u eat it first there's nothing to look forward to at the end of the meal

24 comments:

TaioFierce Ameen said...

Hmmm......lol

TaioFierce Ameen said...

Yipppeee!!! I am 1st , neva tot dis wld happen in my life time....lol....:P

Bubbles said...

lol
*dead*

leggy said...

lol@the last one.
nice.

Yinkuslolo said...

yes boss!

points taken

chayoma said...

*taking notes diligently*

i hear u

shorty said...

LOL...noted!

UnderCover07 said...

Nice one Scribbs!!!

Sulihp said...

lmbo...the one about the hausaman got me rolling on the floor...hilarious

FASCHE said...

I love the last one!!!! Good one, man!

honey91 said...

hmmn...
lol...uhm..i dnt get the big head one..

Tay-mee said...

Haha as told by Sir scribbles!!

RepressedOne said...

"Pre-marital sex is like meat in jollof rice, if u eat it first there's nothing to look forward to at the end of the meal" LOL!! nice one

teehee@ the calabar man one.

Myne Whitman said...

The hausa man on FB cracked me up. Scribbles oooo...

Azazel said...

Lmao @ the hause man one mehn..
And so true @ the coward points out the brave man's grave.
Lol @ the last one

CerebrallyBusy said...

lol! *dead-er* than bubbles!

i like the last one best!

oh btw?? i just noticed i hv 1 2 3 posts!

Neo said...

laff have dead me! u have a seriously warped mind and i'm going to steal some of ur quotes!

Miss Natural said...

lol tooo funny! this was freaking funny. lol. loved it

BBB said...

SCRIBBLES
the half cast one was so funny

tunrayo said...

youngman, you wont kill me

Princess X said...

What does the Hausaman one mean??? I won't take offence sha, don't wanna give you the pleasure! :D

LMAO at this post... real funny

Princess X said...

Oh, WAIT!!!!! I'm so slooooow, man! I get the Hausaman one now!!!! LMAO

Ms.O said...

hahahah! DEAD!

P'sy-A-wana said...

Niiiiiiiice...LWKMD