The following are 12 wise sayings from the Sagacious Sir Scribbles, read it, absorb it and live it. Don't be dismayed if you do not understand some of them though, understanding will come with time.
A Man with big head has a lot on his mind
A Man who plays the cookie jar song at his wedding is giving his wife a heads up
A Man with big feet is always one step ahead.
Just because a Calabar man called you a bitch doesn't make him a Cannibal
When a hausaman says "I want to poke you" on Facebook it's best to read between the lines
A Woman who buries her head in laps likes to help men get 'ahead'
The coward lives to point out the grave of the brave man.
Sex is technological, Men like software and women like hardware
If your Papa is a half-cast and your Mama is a half-cast it doesn't make you one full Oyibo
A Man who cheats on his wife with her twin is stuck in a deja vu
Childbirth and abortion are like the two sides of a glass door, one side needs you to push while the other needs to be pulled.
Pre-marital sex is like meat in jollof rice, if u eat it first there's nothing to look forward to at the end of the meal