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Saturday, 25 April 2009

Revelations of Little Insanities Part deux

03:33 Posted by Sir Scribbles 4 comments
Entertainment, Women and Madness: Okay for years now women have been pushing the whole equality thing in societies. They want equal rights as men and want to get the same treatment men get at work, play etc. I'm not against this and it's all good but it's like the female resistance has a few saboteurs in its camp. I'm referring to the booty shaking, thigh spanky, waist twisting mamas we see on TV. Now u r wondering why I, a guy, who's supposed to cherish such sexual displays would be complaining shey?...Well I'm not but it's quite unreasonable to fight for a cause which is being hindered by members of the same group. I'll give you an example, consider the usual content of a music video by a famous Rapper, Money, things money can buy like cars, clothes and bling, tight song with bumping beats and let's not forget Women! I'm not overexaggerating when I say 20 Women can be found booty bouncing on 1 Rappers music video...,what does that tell u...Mathematically it means 1 man is directly proportional to 20 women...and what is this man probably doing, spraying money on them while instructing them to bounce it, move it and grind it and like good lil' video girls they do. This is why I say demanding equal rights is an attempt at futility if women cannot rally themselves and respect themselves then they can't be respected. I'm not Gay ooo! but I hear women complain all the time about being seen as the inferior specie but why won't it be so when One man with a Jeep can fill his back seat with more girls than an MSc class in a University. I fight not for the opposing camp but I'm being diplomatic by saying Women who want the same rights as Men should take care of the Lunacy within their fold before addressing the societal gender related lunacy.

Underwear is meant to stay under: This is like the "maddest" thing I've noticed in my life, I mean it's absolutely mental...KOLO!! dats wat it is I tell u. I went to see a friend the other day and on my way back he offered to drop me off at the train station, naturally an Igbo boi like myself no go pass up opportunity to save a few quid u know wat am sayin' lol so I agreed. We stopped to get fuel and when this dude goes to pay I notice his trousers are falling off...or so I thot...as in he walked into the store and out again wiv his pants nearly at knee level, I didn't say a word I mean i don't associate wiv mad pple so I wasn't going to brand him one yet but if he wanted to only clothe himself to knee level and show everyone he liked scooby doo he should have just worn socks and boxers abi? At the train station I saw yet another dude wiv his jeans at "below butt" level...nd he had white boxers on....4 God's sake DUUUDEEE I'm not supposed to know the colour of boxers u wear mahn!!! Okay the next day I'm in a supermarkert and a group of chicks walk past me, naturally I start scouting for my potential missing rib but I doubt God used my rib to make mad pple! Blue, pink and black, those were the colours of their undergarments, I mean I'm trying to buy cereal here and you're walking around wiv power ranger colour co-ordination....Insanity alert pleeeaase! This even reminds of the one time back at Uni, I was in the school cafeteria with a friend of mine and we were having a meal and this chick was standing beside our table, we didn't notice her at first but u can trust mad pple to get noticed. She bends over to pick up a key, pencil, spoon, her dignity wateva and right there, not up to two feet way from my face, where I put my food is the crack of this chick's stretch-marked butt...I mean we were eating for crying out loud! another scenario and it might have been nice but this was just unfair and unhealthy...remembering it now dey make me vex sef...The chick stuck her ass in my face mahn!! while I was eating...Kai! 4 mad pple!

4 comments:

Miss Natural said...

lol I agree with you wholeheartedly on the two things you said. I watch these music videos and I think what possesses people to allow themselves be treated like objects. Different strokes for different folks, and I don't know their story but speaking for myself I find it odd and very distasteful.

As for pants hanging out, I am guilty of that many times (to my utmost shame) yet I also find it yucky to see girls with underwear and flabs showing. I try to make sure I cover up as much as possible so now these things happen only rarely for me.

Phoenix said...

Haha the feminist in me wants to take u up on ur offer and argue incessantly with you but na true you talk. lol

Whosaynah said...

Thats some home truth.Now as for the under garment thingy almost all ladies are guilty these days. I inclusive but hey wat do u xpect wen u go to shop an all u see n hear is "Its a low flap jeans" and we cant go naked can we?There is a consolation in the long tops now. As for Guyz well, thats a high sign of immaturity.Boty Dancers...no comments coz thats true talk.

Ms. 'dufa said...

LWKM@Power Ranger Colours