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Friday, 11 September 2009

Just a thought...LOL!

09:21 Posted by Sir Scribbles 21 comments
Ahn ahn, una no even halla sey Sir Scribbles no dey yarn liek b4, wiv all thsio 100th post talk and Mumsy gist I have strayed away from the foundation of this blog, the basis of my posts and the soul of my writtings. Oya back to business, Sir Scribbles has few observatiosn and opnions and once again the requirements are a very vivid imagination and a love for absolute nonsense lol.

We all know the stories about wise tortoise and how he scammed half the animal kingdom but nobody has ever asked why tortoise was so successful? I mean tortoise scammed the elephant and took his chieftancy title, scammed the hare and wrecked his self esteem and let's not forget he scammed the birds into giving him an I.V to their heavenly owambe. After all this you'd think all the other animals wud think twice before accepting an offer from this devious reptile but no they didn't! It started as whispers in the jungle, rumours exchanged ears and all the animals gasped as they read the front page of Great Vine news the next day, their king, their leader, their only hope for a solution to tortoise's tyranny had been overthrown in a bloodless coup by none other than the shattered shelled one. How you still remain the king of the jungle baffles me but Lion, if you are reading this, I have one word for you....MUGU!

I'm sure most of you are familiar with this lullaby
Rock-a-bye baby, in the treetop,
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock,

When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall,
And down will come baby, cradle and all.
Abeg make una look this thing well ehn, how is this supposed to make a baby sleep? infact any child with diaper's worth of an imagination should hear this lullaby and immediately assume it is a death threat! It's all fine and dandy for the first two lines until the third line where the child is told that the bough on which the cradle it sleeps in rests will break and the child will plummet to it's death. Seriously ehn, who sets their baby's cradle on a tree? infact this lullaby is an evidence of parental negligence as well as a threat on the child's life cos only the most cavalier of parents will let their baby go to sleep on a tree branch. If I be pikin and I hear mumsy or popsy dey sing this song I no go even watse time, na to just throway sucker , jump cradle and pick race GBAM! why threaten me when you cud have just gotten an abortion.

21 comments:

CerebrallyBusy said...

firssssstttttttttt

take that, suckersssss

CerebrallyBusy said...

haha, rock a bye-baby,i ALWAYS worried abt that thing...thank God i only learnt it recently, cos m sure if my mother lulled me to sleep with that yeye song, ehn, i go just pick race!

TaioFierce Ameen said...

lol, c as u av form biography 4 tortise from ol d stories...lol
me sef noticed dt stuff, i put the tot aside tinkin it as anoda meanin nd olways tot i wz disturbed 4 cin a "lullaby" as evil...lol

Lady Koko said...

buhahahaah!!!!!!! OH YOU AN YOUR RANDOM TRAIN OF THOUGHTS....but i love it!!!!!!!!!!! BUHAHAAH!
P.S:XOXO

Gee said...

lol @ the tortoise stories...i vividly remember them.
i was gonna blog about it o...but i guess u beat me to it!
homeboy how far?

cici said...

lol...i remember the tortoise story back in primary school days naija....ijapa ologbo ewe ....lwkm

chayoma said...

LWKM

the wise tortoise....lol.

Oreo said...

As in all these nursery rhymes!! Apparently baa baa black sheep is even racist sef..its been banned in schools...lol.

Rene said...

lwkmd!

Miss Fizzy said...

SMH... this child, I don't know what to say to you... you have too much time on your hands. Maybe I'll start giving you homework to do. Naughty boy.

miss.fab said...

Lwkmd @ throway sucker , jump cradle and pick race GBAM! Hahahahahaha hilarious!

leggy said...

lol....that was funny men..inukwa pick race.lol

Controversy said...

Lol tortoise was one cunnin fellow, and I never ever heard that lullaby. Nobody sang me any lullabies lol.

Bubbles said...

Rock a bye baby
is a retarded lullaby
ahn ahn
why should the baby fall?
na winch?

Quaggar said...

lmao.. as in, those are the wordings to the lullaby... seriously? lwkmd

Sumptuous said...

I guess the tortoise was just too much, sharp guy they neva saw him coming. That lullaby should be banned o!

Ebony~!* said...

Ah ahn scribbles it 'On the tree top' not 'In the tree top'. kaiii!!! LoL at how you really remmer the story about tortoise!

exschoolnerd said...

lol @ the lullaby!!!!

Myne Whitman said...

Don't get me going on all those fables and animal stories, the tortoise was always the crafty one. LOL

Sir Scribbles II said...

@cerebrallybusy: LOL, the song is a disguised death threat mehn, how is dat supposed to make u sleep?

@Taio: Omo tortoise was def d first yahoo boy mehn, the lullaby was probably used in a baby killing ritual or something

@Lady Koko: now where have u been? My thots aren't dat random joh LOL!

@Gee:lol no vex nah, i simply felt d vibe nd had to flow

@cici: i have no idea wat ijapa ologbo ewe means lol

@chayoma: wise indeed, bloody scammer

@oreo: baba is rascist? who said dat one naw? omo is nothing sacrad anymore?

@Rene: lol thanks

@Miss Fizzy: homework ke? teacher oya come nd teach naw lol

@miss.fab: thanks, but na true! if my mama been sing dis song 4 me na fugitive pikin she 4 get

@leggy: lol thanks, 100m dash men

@controversy: omo no vex, not all of us were brought up like dat, my mumsy no sing am 4 me sef, na cane she dey use put me to sleep

@bubbles: omo ask dem oh, shey na winch?

@quagger:yes they are oh, trippy yes?

@sumptuous: omo u'd think dat after scammer enuf pple pple wud avoid him but no theyr didn't

@Ebony: Oya sorry naw, u can blame it on google don't blame me

@exschoolnerd: shey na breeze blow u reach thsi side babe lol. how u dey sha?

@Myne: too crafty sef, bloddy yahoo boy if u ask me

~B~ said...

LOOL! its soooo tru! all these nursery rhymes all have k-leg..