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Friday, 28 August 2009

Spoof ad #3

10:10 Posted by Sir Scribbles 24 comments
Are you afraid of Jazz? Have you been jazzed? Do u know someone who has been jazzed? The world is a dangerous place and if you answered yes to any of these questions you must realise the need for adequate and efficient protection against the many "intangible" forces that seek to cause us harm. We, here at DIBIA-SURANCE, are dedicated to providing comprehensive cover against threats such as Jazz, Voodoo, Gri-Gri JuJu Magun, Hexes, Jinxes and/or Otumokpo. Here at DIBIASURANCE we understand the need to protect our customers and are dedicated to providing the best insurance services possible as well as speedy and appropriate compensation should the unfortunate occur. With a dedicated staff, customer friendly approach and purpose driven environment, DIBIA-SURANCE is the first and sure choice in defence against the Dark arts and recompense in the event of dark incidents. Unlike other insurance companies we don't use the "Act of God" clause because we insure, protect and compensate our customers against incidents which surely have not been caused by Baba God. With
DIBIA-SURANCE no Maga, Hater or Evil uncle 4rm d village can fit to touch you, your money, future/present children or ability to knack.

If you want better Jazz insurance then pick up the phone now and call our 24hr hotline on
0800-653-ODESHI

or visit our website now
www.dibiainsurance.co.uk

You can also email us with your enquiries
jazzman4life@dbsurance.com


or mail us at this address
Big Red Upstairs building
Forward, Forward, Back, Essex
SE6 EBO1

You are merely moments away from affordable and efficient protection against the most diabolical devices in addition to an assured and suitable compensation if you do get caught with your guard down. Make the right choice today, get insured, get DIBIASURED!

DIABIA-SURANCE
Because Maga no reach!

24 comments:

P'sy-A-wana said...

FIRST!!!!
I own this....

P'sy-A-wana said...

can i get a discounted rate, cos me seems to have plenty enemies lol

Bubbles said...

LMAOOOO
YOU ARE A DODO.!!
lol

Rene said...

3rd!!!

Rene said...

LOL....OMG!!!
With DIBIA-SURANCE no Maga, Hater or Evil uncle 4rm d village can fit to touch you, your money, future/present children or ability to knack....YH! except ur company....bout d money part.

cutee said...

LMAO!!! ur posts neva cease 2 make me laff.

Ebony~!* said...

Abeg oh! JUJU abi jazz no dey follow me oh!...back to sender! :)

TaioFierce Ameen said...

LWKMD4H!!!!!!! choi!!! u ll neva cease to amaze me, ahn ahn, dibiasurance again.. me i need to get it 4 ol my lecturers in dis skwl sum of dem dey use jazz....lol

Myne Whitman said...

I love the email best, jazzman4life, LOL. But naaa, I no need that cover

iphyigbogurl said...

1800-ODESHI!! looooool
u sure say one knot never loose for up there?(ur brain)....lol
i wanna get insured biko...
how much?
i need discount because i have jazz too...so i can lend u some of my otumokpo jazz.....
deal?

Devine said...

Lmao
you know, for some odd reason, i find this believable, like if you search that country Nigeria, you'll find sm like this!

~Butterfly~ said...

ROFLMAO!!! Scribbles!! U hav killed me oh!! I swear I can even imagine an advert for it;

"DIABIA-SURANCE
Because Maga no reach!"

LWKMD!!

Ms. 'dufa said...

I've been jazzed o! Can DIBIA-SURANCE reverse effects of jazz that has already occurred?

Does DIBIA-SURANCE protect only the Jazee or also the Jazer. As in, you know all those naija movies where jazz backfires on the jazer, does dibia-surance cover that?

Before purchasing, we your esteemed customers need to be provided with all these information. What are the costs + is shipping included in all of this?

UnderCover07 said...

Lol @ "Bcos Maga no Reach"

Whr have u been sef u dis guy?

BSNC said...

lol hiss you no serious o..

funny and very creative..

Anonymous said...

LMAO... dibiasurance! because maga no reach!
CLASSIC!

David Numba-one God'sfave said...

YOU BE FOWL!!! BIG ONE...lol!!!

Nice one...

leggy said...

lol...oga you dey carry fake!!i get original for shop!!!lol

Gee said...

ahaha Jazz nor dey fear person??
bd God I carry 4 my side o, the one and only true odeshi!
1 -800- HEAVEN!
Scribbles how about that!
loool

Neo said...

u forgot kobnomi! that is a very potent one o!

gwynne said...

looooooooool, mr romantic, u need to advertise and spread ur marketing wings, lets do business, there r many jazzed nigerians dt need to be cured.we can make serious money, lwkm.

bonnie said...

lool too jokes.

histreasure said...

classic..the whole post..lol

@ Ms. Dufa..Salient points o..CEO of Dibiasurrance, we await ur response o
@ Neo..how u take know kop nomi?

lusciouscurves said...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Oh my giddy aunt, dibia-surance indeed! :D Dude! How did you come up with this? This is your best spoof yet, methinks.