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Friday, 24 July 2009

Spoof Ad #1

03:12 Posted by Sir Scribbles 12 comments
Are you a blogger? Do you have a blog? Do you like blogging? If you've answered yes to any of these questions then you must realise the need to come up with new interesting issues to talk about on your blog. Bloggers block is one of the most frustrating afflictions a blogger can face and can turn even the most frequently updated blogs to a heap of stale sticky-notes, unimaginative drafts and mundane manuscripst. Statistics show that 1 in 2 bloggers are affected by bloggers block every month which accounts for almost half of the blogsvile population....but we have the answer. If you liked RAZZ-BE-GONE and VIRTUAL MAMA 2000 then you'll looooove NUTRABLOG.!!! The protein drink of true bloggers. Say no to bloggers block, dull drafts and lacklustre comments, one sip of this refreshing protein drink and you'll be typing, posting, updating, reading and commenting on multiple posts whether brief or long like a true blogging champion. Nutrablog was initially developed by the military for soldiers who found it hard to communicate after sustaining injuries which impaired hearing, talking and all-round mental activity. The protein nanoschyzems get to work fast on ur cerebral transneuralators increasing ur blogability by a factor of 200 and gives your fingeriscular muscles the extra push they need to type fast enough to keep up with ur increased cerebro-processing. Order now at bloginpower@nutrablog.org and the first 10 people wil be automatically entered into our "Concert entrance competition" where you stand the chance of winning unlimited free entry to a concerts of your favourite artist via Youtube. Also visit our website www.nutrablogistheshit.com for more information on how to apply for our special raffle draws and Summer bonanzas.

NUTRABLOG
"nurishing the blogger, enriching lives."

(Minor side-effects: Dizziness, minor cyber-hallucinations, irregular bowel movement, sporadic posting and gibberish grammar, minor epileptic fits and spontaneous muscle spasms. Do not exceed personal intuative prescription)

12 comments:

Miss Fizzy said...

lol. I need some o' that

NaijaBabe said...
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NaijaBabe said...

hehe!!!

Yinkuslolo said...

you don craze!

P'sy-A-wana said...

Anambra Ibo boi wan scam awon blogsville...I tried the other products, i want my money back...

Quaggar said...

Lmao! i don begin suspect u, guy! With all these your suspect products.

Great imagination dude..

Tinu said...

I NEED A FOUNTAIN OF THIS!!!!

Dark Neo said...

(Minor side-effects: Dizziness, minor cyber-hallucinations, irregular bowel movement, sporadic posting and gibberish grammar, minor epileptic fits and spontaneous muscle spasms. Do not exceed personal intuative prescription)

We fianally know what you been O-D'ing on.

Rene said...

LMFAO...the side effect are preventing me from ordering o!

Elusivebabe said...

LOOL...you are too much!

Miss Natural said...

Jokes...i'm going to check out the site, I need me some nutra blog :) can i get a good price though, like 70% off bearing in mind all the sales...

Sir Scribbles II said...

@Miss Fizzy: Place ur order then lol

@Naijababe: thanks

@Ynikuslolo: I'll take that as a compliment

@P'sy: U dey mad, u go buy the aba verison na, my stuff works nd I've got proof

@Quagger: Guy Thanks oh, dis no be scam mehn I dey even sell sahres

@Tinu: ur situation can't be that bad now

@Dark Neo: ur own na to just dey insult pesin invention, dis is expert thinking mehn

@Rene: babe close eye make order jo, wats the worst that cus happen? maybe small epilepsy that's all

@Elusivebabe: Thanks babe

@Miss Natural: 70% off ke..shey u want our company to liquidate