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Wednesday, 29 July 2009

Boys will be boys...nd vice versa

08:25 Posted by Sir Scribbles 27 comments
A few days ago I was watching Larry King live and he had some transvestites abi na transexuals as guests. There was one lady who had done all the operations and now looked like a guy and there was another dude who'd had just a few operations nd looked kinda like a woman but still had visible male features. Anyway it got me thinking (not about having an operation ooooo lol), it's evident the number of pple who are "confused" about thier sexuality is increasing and more people are having these sex change operations yearly. A question that struck me was "how do they define being straight and gay now?" Okay I like girls, I'm straight right? yes! A guy who likes guys is gay right? yes! But if a guy, who thinks he should be a woman has these operations and becomes a women and likes guys is he gay or straight biko? Abi he's straight physically but gay mentally? (same applies for ladies as well). In my opinion only gay pple have sex changes cos if you are straight I doubt there'd be any need to change d way you look. After the show paranoia waylaid me and I wondered if in about a decades time straight men won't be able to distinguish between those born as women and those who made themselves women. You know what else scared the crap out of me? A scenario where I'd meet this lovely girl and we'd be all into each other and stuff and then after a few weeks she'd tell me she use to be a guy...if na you wetin u go do? Make I no lie u ehn...I WILL RUN...no be small running ooh! I go run like small pikin wey see Ojuju!! Screw loyalty and equal rights and all that other stuff I will run like Usian Bolt on blow I tell you! If u r a chick and you've met this charming dude who seems to know exactly what to say and when to say it and then he tells you he use to be a chick b4 he got the operation wat wud u do? Shey u go like stay abi? maybe u wud and maybe u wudn't but my take on the whole issue is that if God stuck you in his "creationotron" and pushed the "Girl" button only for you to get to earth and question his infinite wisdom then count me out cos that's like saying he made a mistake isn't it? E better ma I vex you than the Big G biko!!

27 comments:

UnderCover07 said...

1st....lemme go read!

UnderCover07 said...

Lol @ running like u saw Ojuju. I think men are already making those mistakes of falling for a person only to find out that they were once men.

In as much as I try to be fair to people regardless of their sexuality and all,there is a line o. I go run too. I fear God pass anything, and they say the fear of God is d beginning of wisdom abi no be so?

rayo said...

lol. if na me sef i no go wait. haba. i cnt bear d thot of it...

Yinkuslolo said...

this sexual orientation issue just kinda pisses me, pardon my ignorance of political correctness in this case. as a christian, not as a fanatic, if u alter God's creation, it means u're putting God's wisdom in question.

besides that, once a man transgenders to be a woman physically and emotionally, if he likes men, he, sorry she, is straight

Miss Fizzy said...

I met a shemale on the subway in NY once. I took pics of her and showed all my guyfriends. They were all like who's that hottie? Lmao. Their faces when I told them that she was a he. Pricefuckingless! Funny enough the girls all kinda figured it out without me having to say jack. Moral of the story, girls are better at spotting gay dudes and shemales than guys are.

Yinkuslolo said...

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Quaggar said...

After 2-3weeks of hanging out, snogging and playing touchy-feely in dark corners of the cinema... i find out its really a guy???

Tufiakwa!

Rene said...

lol @ Ojuju part.
heavens forbid me getting to really like a guy then find out he used to be a girl....to hell with all that equality bullshit.
Why would I even think of having something to do with a confused human being. If the person can change gender that fast, I wonder what the person can't change.

Vera Ezimora said...

LOL! I feel you oh! If na me, I go run pass my legs. Forget what you know. The whole thing is really confusing. Dis people wan take pesin head dance atilogu. But no be 4 my head ooo. Mba. I refuse.

Temite said...

LWKMD OOOOOO
LMAO
MENNNNNN
how do u come up with this stuffs men. Omo, I will runnnnn so fast, u go think say I be usian bolt sef. tufiakwa....God forbid bad things. But wait o, what about the ones where they made the change when she/he was still a child. I watched an episode of house and it was something creepy like that. I swear, Life is getting farrrr way to complicated for my liking mennnnn. Can u imagine! anyways sha ... Me I no dey hate o. Im just saying ..... God forbid.

Dame Halos said...

i can see y u would be confused if a guy who thinks he should be a girl changes to a girl and then likes guys....i have always wondered if they are gay or straight..but i have settled for gay...the way i see it..the dude knew he liked guys long before and doesn't want people to look at him or judge him..then tries to transform himself to physically look like a woman so that he may be accepted by the society when he is publicly seen kissing a guy.....hehe..my theory
dude gone dudette crushing on another dude is gay....END OF..lol...this world is amazing..
Moni

Lady X said...

LOL
Scribbles you wont like Thailand and Malaysia at all!! They have many of them there and they are very convincing I swear. My friend went and when she got back she showed me pictures of some very pretty women and then she ruined it by telling me they were all men before!

chayoma said...

i am with u oh!
it is getting more and more confusing day in day out!

leggy said...

lol...ewww...thats all i got to say.

CultureCynic said...

i find it funny how everyone is all like....."i will run too"....ASHI!!!! so instead of doing what i would usually do and write a counter argument CC style let me pose this important question WHAT about the hymomphrodites?? Did God make them too?? If 'we' insist that God wanted you to stay as he made you and did not make a mistake the first time do you think God wanted them to come equipped wiv two sex organs, or was he playing a funy prank?? and for anybody who is wondering...yes Hymomphrodites are real albeit medical mysteries), most of them have a sex "choosen" for them by parents who opt to give them the operation after birth, so in essense , u can choose a sex but not necessarily the gender, i will leave the sex vs gender issues for now . also there is a difference between transexuals and transgender since ppl tend to pile them together.. but if someone is born with a penis and ovaries? how would you think then? would you still run? At what point are freaks also part of God's design? At what point does an abnormality become devoid of God's plan?

if you found evidence that a transexual (not transgendered)person had the same chromosomes as the gender they identify with, wld it make things less weird?

it is ahmazzing when i saw this post , i knew how it was going to go down, i love the little quasi disclaimers and underlinings of political correctness which makes me think that even if the God equation wasn't there, i have a feeling that some of the sentiments will still stand simply because 'normal' sits better than anything. I can't judge what i don't understand....

and for all youwho claim to have "transdar"..the signs are not always there, if you cant tell and no one tells you, how wld you know when to run???

p.s transexual=sex change
transgender= gender switch, sex organ intact, just playing dress up(in drag) also may have boobs and a penis, or have facial hair and vagina....

Gee said...

people r literally loosing it o...Gay, lesbos, trans..their wahala too much joh.
Hu ever thot things dat had to do with sexuality will one day become this confusing?lol
Good ending btw "E better ma I vex you than the Big G biko!!"

Bubbles said...

Here's my opinion

I think sexuality is hard to define
sometimes a girl might not really feel like a girl
she likes wearing baggy jeans and hats. she likes hiding her boobs. It's not her fault. she just feels like a boy.
sometimes a guy might not really feel like a guy. I mean we can't exactly blame them.

If I find out that the dude I'm dating used to be a chic. I won't freak out. In fact I won't mind it all. I can see how it would be a different case if it came to guys though.

I honestly think that God and christianity should not be brought into play because I am very certain that there are worse things happening that a man cutting of his dick and getting a vagina
don't you think?

Tigeress said...

LOL!!! I feel u- i'd so bail!!!

nameless said...

LOL!!!
i will serzly run if a dude tells me he used to be a girl! love or no love mehn! that would jst be nastyy

G-FUNC said...

I read CC's comment and saw how much science can make us have thoeries that confuse us and makes us loose our moralty.It all depends on your belief,this thing right here.

If you're an atheist stay that way,and do what ever you wanna do with your life and your body afterall "it is your body" abi?

But if you believe in God,I don't believe he would want that or ou ask him your self.

I know I don't run a great argument but that's just me gfunc style giving y'all all what comes to my head as soon as I set fingers to keyboard

~Chocolate and Caramel~ said...

This realiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii got me thinking foreeal! I think the question on the sex change thngy really poses alot of confusion in the world! But if i hear my bf was once a girl...ewwwwwwwwwwwo! End of discussion b dat! LOL

Naija bad boi.... said...

meeehn...but wat if u guys had u know gotten physical before d person told u ...maybe a few kisses and smooches....
omo....ur own don be be dat oooo....lol

Peaches said...

hahahahahaha u know i've been wondering the same thing too.

CultureCynic said...

ummm G Func sorry to bust your bubbles but people born with two sex organs are not science theories...they are real. not imaginary, real..science has nothing to do with it. i guess i cld sit here all day trying to make a point, but that wld be wasted effort. this is not a moral issue as much as it is a normalcy issue....and the invocation of the atheism has no bearing on this argument whatsoeever Hymomphrodites are people, God made them too Hymomphrodites ARE NOT trannys, they have 'birth defects" i.e two sex organs......u musta "read" my response in a hurry i suppose in which case i fail to see ur parrallel...but then considered all things considered, i guess this whole things is all realtive Oy!!

Sting said...

Na wa. the post no let me read finish. Paragraphs, kind sir.

Dark Neo said...

First of all I just want to say Go CC!
Now G -Func God the creator, created everyone. Now think about it for a second ... there are people born with XX chromosomes that have bodies more manly than yours they are females inside, they probably have some female hormones running in them and you want them to live the rest of their lives in that body when they don't have to.... now bear in mind that they are attracted to guys not chicks. To you this person will look gay and lead a very miserable life. But the same God gave us the brains to solve our problems... who knows maybe its not even a problem, maybe hermaphrodites are just humans evolving...
@ Bubbles I think you will be more freaked out than you Imagine.

That said I just want to say I hate stereotypes and if I find myself in this situation I will be so StereoFuckinTypical that I will break the light barrier running away.

G-FUNC said...

@CC and Dark Neo:i'm sorry if I sounded......well the way you wouldn't want to hear hehe but what can I say? It's me....GFUNC

I kinda believe that God made each and everyone of us perfect in the way he wanted us to be.Haemaphrodites I really can't explain but definetely one cannot live with two sex organs so the next thing ought to be "snip snip" hehe.They are kinda like an exception though

I really don't think it's normal that someone should decide to change his/her sex just because he/she doesn't feel right in the body he/she's in.

I can really say because luckily I wasn't born an haemaphrodite.Though I once had an attraction for boys being a boy myself hehe.It took me to realise that it just wasn't right.To think that I didn't care what people thought though except GOD.

IT's a whole long story but the fact that I kinda like boys and I got over it,rather conquered it or whatever.That puts me slightly at a vantage point and let's me understand how the gay mind works don't it heheBut you didn't see me dreming of someday when I would have a sex change or something.

I think it's more of a mental stuff than ..........a sexual orientation issue.......I don tire sha.

But I totally get your point of view you guys like I'm at a crossroad here.But........well there's still that but init?