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Monday, 20 July 2009

Scribblenation: In all its random glory

02:37 Posted by Sir Scribbles 22 comments
I noticed I haven't really made one of my trademark "Scribblenation" post in a while, all this relationship analysis, Love Hypothesis nd Organistion treachery is making me too...static...BRING ON THE RANDOMNESS!!!!

I have this theory you know, Scribble's Law states that in terms of physical appearance every chick is directly proportional to her blog as long as posts, comments and articulation remain constant. i.e. FB=B*k
where FB=Fine Babe
B= Blog
k=posts*comments*articulation (all constant)
I have done my research nd all the Blogsville chicks I know, anonymous here or otherwise have proved this theory..which is a law now come to think of it, In ur face E=MC^2....I'm clearing space on my book shelf where I'll keep my Noble peace price.

I've never really liked Indian films...abi Bollywood productions (political correctness nd all). I think they are a bit monotonous. Usually about two pple (who btw walk around wiv random playlist in their heads). They both love each other, they want to get married, their parents never agree nd want her to marry some Crime lord of Gang leader and then they sing about it for half of the movie....explain to me how running round dat tree in the park will help solve ur problems...time wasted in my opinion. If they both sat down nd had a brainstorming session I'm sure they'd come up wiv the plan to elope much faster ...at least it wudn't take them 3hrs of to do it nd we'd be done wiv d movie in an hour topz lol. Imagine sitting in a park enjoying the breeze nd soaking up the sun when suddenly random uninterpretable music starts to play nd you see two adults running round a tree in front of you singing along to the song....don't lie...you'd think they were off their rocker!!!!

Technology is getting stalker friendly you know, In the "crazy stalker starter kit" you've got binoculars, cameras, chlorofoam nd a twitter page..how else can you explain the concept of Twitter? Their tagline is "follow me on Twitter" what other way do u think a stalker earns his due and gets off? By following ofcourse!! Follow me on Twitter nd u shall know what I'm doing, where I am doing it nd in some cases who I am doing it wit....Stalkers don't even have to leave their houses anymore, all they need is Firefox, Broadband connection nd a twitter profile

Saw my aunt wiv this Avon magazine that had a caption on d cover "look up to five years younger in 14 days". Apparently the scientists at Avon have cracked the code for rejuvination or maybe they've managed to locate the foutain of youth. By my calculations, if you are 40 nd you use this cream for 2 weeks you'll look 35 yes? nd if you are 26 and you use this cream for a month you'll look 16 right? Which means if you are 60 and you use this cram for half a year you will have sperm for a face...

If you read yahoo news then I'd like to ask you a question, you know how they list the headlines on the page right?...is it just me or is Obama stuck in a wahala free twilight zone? I know he's got issues to sort out and all but anytime I glance at the headlines on Yhaoo news it's always in this order:

~Plane crash kills 120....
~Gunman opens fire in crowded restaurant
~Isreal threathen to retaliate with counter strike
~Obama plays PS3 wiv Children in Ghana on HD TV

lol...okay maybe I exagerrated a bit, he plays the ps3 on a normal TV lol...doesn't mean they don't have HD in Ghana oh...cos una wey like scandal will just start rumours dat Sir Scribbles thinks Ghana ain't got HD...

If you are not kicking it wiv THE SIMS 3 right now you are on a looooon thing. Wen I went to Leeds I realised I wasn't d only one who'd be captured by this ingenious bundle of computer programming, there's notin more romantic than two pple lying on a bed together living there lives through a computer generated representation of themselves...OMG I've said too much lol....I love The SIMS mehn!

22 comments:

NaijaBabe said...

As in...

NaijaBabe said...

It just had to be. Yes, thank you for the compliments...I get that alot...LOL!!!!

Your brain, needs to be cloned or rather you need to enter the 'surrogate' programme. Have you seen that trailer? Go and look for it...the movie is called surrogate, oh and as I was reading Russell Peters' stand up on indians and how they talk just went through my mind and I started re-enacting a random scene. You should see it actually. Go to youtube and watch him slash his fellow Indians.

Nice one, my headache seems to have taken a walk. I hope it crosses the road the wrong way and gets run down by a car. Its made my morning hell.

Oh expect my email o!

NaijaBabe said...

Oh Compliments being "FB=B*k" by the way...just so you dont think my headache has been messing with my brain cells

tunrayo said...

CRAZY! FB=B*K...interesting

Never quite understood the concept of them indian movies either. try my best to avoid them altogether. you took the words right out of my mouth (but u said it better)

...and your avon analysis, tis just something else. Your mind...damn!

leggy said...

well scribs u didnt explain ur law very well now..u want me to fail exams?

yinkuslolo said...

Robby! i feel u on that SIMS thing mehn. I tried it but the game junkie that I am made me resist this potential addiction.

who am I kidding? I wanna get SIMS asap( and let it take up so much memory space on my harddrive) or save up for xbox 360.

Lady X said...

We don cash you!!!

Someone was playing Sims when he went to see a certain other someone!

Hee hee hee!

Tay-mee said...

Scribbles Law ko, nevertheless I'm going to calculate my FB.

Dude you are sooo mean..lmao at "if you are 60 and you use this cream for half a year you will have sperm for a face".. Lmao how did you even think that up..jeezz

I used to love the Sims, perhaps I should rediscover my love for them.

Naija bad boi.... said...

ur just pure jokes meehn...so true bout the indian movies meehn....sing along songs u know and all at....lol
neways...crazy hilarious as usual...and yeah am gettin imnpatient ooo!!!

CultureCynic said...

ahahahahahahah am back to loving you again ....decided i will love you one post at a time.....u r a little too much !! lol

your theory is very questionable and biased...back to the thinking board at once...

the amazing thing about the stalker culture is how mainstream it has become....soon stalking will no longer be illegal...if u get caught, u can always blame twitter.
LOL about Bollywood, at least their dance sequences are cute....i prefer their oldies ones tho...wonder if anyone remembers Jawani...cuz i do...the theme song has being implanted in my head for 20years... back in those days they had random singing and venom spitting cobras, except for the snakes bit not much else have changed.

hun the cream was probably made of spearm to begin with....moreover th cream only works for 14days....whatver happens after that will not be on Avon's head. i dont even want to find out.

chayoma said...

Scribbles law, if only i knew that in my physics days...

Fabulo-la said...

Scribbles Law WHAT???
Oya come and explain ur research to us naa!
I want to hear this one o jere!
LOOL!

@Bollywood..ehn..but d songs and dances are fun now...lol

LOOOOL@ sperm for face?
LMFAO! Dude u r sth else...lol

HA HA HA HA! Let d ghanians catch u!
U r a case!
Looool!

=♥...IamShhh...♥= said...

This was entertaining!!
hahaha @ Bollywood!- i don't really watch indian movies but every single film is a musical! WTF? LOL it get annoying after a while.

LOL @avon!!!

as for twitter!! it's FUN! LOL..not stalking. i mean - micro blogging :)

Dame Halos said...

Havent played sims 3 yet... Still hooked on 2.... Im sure its amazing...

Twitter= crazy fad which i hope will pass soon

Very funny post tho..

dara

Miss Fizzy said...

You know for the longest time, I believed that in India, people randomly broke out into song on a daily basis. Can you blame me, that's all I saw in the movies. But the girls are crazy beautiful *sigh*

Lady Koko said...

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Lady Koko said...

wow! THIS TO ME HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF YOUR BEST YET! am up past 6am with double vision........but thats besides the point .......errrrrrrrr............
oh yes! as i was saying..........................am actually going kinda blank right now........................ZZZZZZZZ

Tigeress said...

I thot FB = Facebook

Phoenix said...

Haha, you wont kill me.
I dont know which one is funnier the 3 hour edited into one indian movie or the 60 year old with sperm for a face.

Qube The Wordsmith said...

Lolz @ Ms Koko..

Dude u rily nid to stop smokin purple....WAT?! 60 yr old wiv....*dead*

Rene said...

LOL

Ms. 'dufa said...

LWKMD. LOVE THE SIMS!