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Monday, 3 August 2009

Spoof Ad #2

05:19 Posted by Sir Scribbles 22 comments
We live in dark times, the state of the global economy is dire and it seems like there is no end in sight. The recession has affected everything and everyone everywhere....even our dear blogsville. With blog foreclosures, the crash of the comment stock market and updates at an all-time low if a solution is not found soon we may be facing....online extiction. Who can lead us out of this turmoil towards a prosperous future? What must we do? Where must we go? My dear citizens of blogsville....We have the answer. From the people who brought you NUTRABLOG and VIRTUAL MAMA 2000 comes the answer you have all been looking for.....

Introducing
THE MICROBLOGIFIER 3.0

Technological has never been so articulate. The MICROBLOGIFIER 3.0 is the latest in blogging technology and will get you blogging like you've never blogged before. It's easy to use and guess what? IT'S FREE!!! Simply send us your name, address and sex with a COMPULSORY token fee of £50 and within 5 working days we'll send you The MB 3.o free of charge. Simply stick the MB 3.o in any orifis in your body be it ur mouth, eye, nose or...other places, switch it on and watch as your every thought is turned into a post wivout you even being near a computer. We understand the need to blog on d go and that's why the MB 3.0 doesn't do drafts, every thot is transformed into a post taking away the need to edit, trim and chop wonderful posts into unpostable drafts. Do not fret, the MB 3.0. comes wiv a built in "Content sensitivity ambulator" which helps you tune the content of your post so you don't say more than you really want to. With content settings like "Phoenixish, Exschoolnerdular and Blogarattic" The MB 2.0 is sure to please any and all bloggers. Pick up the phone and order your very own MICROBLOGIFIER 3.0 today and d last 10 customers will get a free a MB 3.0 rubber case( for those of you who chose to stick it in unusual places).

THE MICROBLOGIFIER 3.0
A Scribblesoft corp. product
Touching blogsville one blog at a time.


(Scribblesoft corp will not be held responsible for blocked Orifises and placement of the MB 3.o is solely the responsibility of customers. Side effects include minor electricution and sudden muscle spasms)

22 comments:

Quaggar said...

First! Ha!!!

Quaggar said...

Dude, u don kolo finish o! Stick what, and where???

Err.. thanks but no thanks. :)

Repressed One said...

LOL!!! can you say issues?? creative tho'

Tay-mee said...

"rubber case( for those of you who chose to stick it in unusual places)."- LMAO. Err you didn't give us an address man?

Temite said...

Lol. Heeeediot! Wait until the stuff starts to malfunction and we bring a class action suit agaist u. Nonsense and ingredients!

tunrayo said...

Dude, how do you do this?

UnderCover07 said...

Lol @ rubber case and orifis.

So this is wat u did wiv d idea from my post abi? Welldone...o and u say minor electrocution? Electrocution na electrocution, nothing minor in dat...lol...

chayoma said...

i shall be laffing all the way to the bank!
lol
"a COMPULSORY token fee of £50 and within 5 working days we'll send you The MB 3.o free of charge."
which kain free of charge? lol
Na kolo be dis.
LWKM

Naija bad boi.... said...

lmao@ for those of you who chose to stick it in unusual places...
but serzly dude...how u come up wiv all this sturvs meeehn? lol.....

Fabulo-la said...

LOOOL!
Stick it where biko?????
lmao

Rene said...

LMAO!
IT'S FREE!!! Simply send us your name, address and sex with a COMPULSORY token fee of £50 and within 5 working days we'll send you The MB 3.0 free of charge....What happened to the free part???
lol @ rubber casing!!!

Rene said...

You don kolo plenty

Nice Anon said...

Iberibe wu ihe ojo!

CultureCynic said...

bia this boy...perhaps u shld lay off the Redbull and Coke.....


onye oshi...u want 50quid maka y???u want to start ur own scheme abi??? .... well mekwa i am selling a Comment Pomade that you rub on your fingertips before reading every post to guarantee u a CC length reply....once the Pomade have penetrated thru ur tips, u will typing blog length epistles to thoroughly shame all the one liners and what nots.

Chari said...

LMAO!!!

DUDE! what planet are YOU from mehn!

Milan said...

cul blog> check out mine as well> http://blackspacemilan.blogspot.com/

o n ur html isnt working properly if u need help then contact me.

Gee said...

u go fear technology naw!
lmao @ sticking it up..
that just sounds nasty..
lol..50 punds..kai e too cost abeg!

leggy said...

lol...ha ha ha

TaioFierce Ameen said...

Lol @ rubber case... nice blog tho

Bubbles said...

LMAO.!!!
at your disclaimer
Sir Scribbles
you have officially killed me.!

bob-ij said...

hehehe Scribbles you need to let me into your head...I need some of this craziness. lol..this is beautiful...lol... commenting at an all time low... hehehe Can I be like you in the next life...lol
p.s. about sticking in orifices, ca it just be hand-held and I'm calling now to order...lol
x!

Anonymous said...

and sudden muscle spasms)

lol
wat xcatly dos dis mean...lol