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Saturday, 1 August 2009

Blame d Maga

12:50 Posted by Sir Scribbles 12 comments
Recently I've been getting emails telling me to send my name, address, age nd all what not to some dude's email address cos I've won £1,000,000,000....imagine the insult!!! Abeg wetin dey worry yahoo boyz sef? shey of all the prospective mugus on the planet they think Sir Scribbles will be gullible enuf to fall for their crap? Maybe they think I'm naive enuf to assume the email's legit cos the names they used are Dan Smith or Henry Silverman ...fancy names won't get me cos I know ur real names....Emeka, Yusuf nd Gbola lol.

I don't know who we shud even blame for scamming sef, it's typical to blame the yahoo boys but doesn't it bother you that there're still suckers falling for these get-rich-right friggin now emails? "My uncle died and left me an inheritance and I need a spouse to claim it so send money for the lawyer"....nd some pple fall for this?...seriously ehn what makes you so special that some random dude want's to share his inheritance with you? The other day someone sent my mum a text telling her she'd won N10,000,000, in some Globacom raffle draw...which she didn't even enter for. They told her to visit one website nd drop all her info, thank God she asked for my opinion first, one look at that website and I knew it designed simply for maga purposes. She was like "They have a website, they must be legit" I simply told her she was lucky to have a wonderful pikin like me cos if not she'd be the inspiration for Kelly handsome's next hit song.

Sir Scribbles has a solution though, I think we shudn't even be trying to catch Yahoo boys, the pple we shud catch and jail are Mugus...YES MUGUS!!! If we start jailing Mugus pple won't fall for scams anymore...they won't even consider d offers sef! If you read in next weeks paper that 12 pple have been arrested and are in questioning on account of being Mugus what do u think the effect will be on the society at large...a scarcity of mugus that's what...a Mugu recession and yahoo yahoo extinction!!!

12 comments:

Fabulo-la said...

I AM First!!
Eees a lie!

Fabulo-la said...

Ha! Leggy, Bubbles
IN YA FACE!
lool

Fabulo-la said...

Lool!
No u didnt!
Ha ha ha ..jail the mugus..

UnderCover07 said...

Finally somebody is reading my mind o jare!!! Upon all the media coverage that has been shed on the whole e-scam thing people still fall for it. Haba, greed, greed no go let man see road.

Arrest the mugu...lol!!!

G-FUNC said...

Damn! I read this and I had just one thought in mind yeah "this guy don mad finish" .

Only to open the comment thingy and what do I see as the title ? My exact thoughts

lol @ locking up mugus hehe sometime I wonder how people fall for this stuff

Now your company ought to be making some product to combat yahoo boys na.what you think eh? Igbo boy eh? market don dey ba? hehe

Bubbles said...

LOL
Fabulo-la
go and sleep jo
dodo babe.!!

and I agree
jail the mugus.!
their own is getting too much jare

Dark Neo said...

LMAO Yahoo boy wan scam en Oga! They dont know much about sturvz!

Naija bad boi.... said...

LMAO.....guy ur so on point.....meeehn...lol @ kelly handsomes next hitsong....
haa...ur mom was lucky ooo...she for enter song too sha.....
anyways ur still crazy .,...

Sir Scribbles II said...

@Fabulo-la: yeah mehn! Jail d Magas nd kill d supply for d yahoo boyz

@Undercover07: Arrestin d mugu is d way forward. If they don't want to hear word 4rm d news then dem go hear am for prison

@Bubbles: lol@ dodo babe..dat's some CONC. strokes ooo! jail d mugus yes!!

@Dark Neo: ur left nut!!! wetin u mean sef...u like to dey talk anyhow wiv ur short sef!!

@NBB: Guy no lie d concept make sense, as yahoo boyz no wan hear word it's time to face d mugus

Rene said...

LOL

tunrayo said...

Hear, Hear! Jail the magas. Theyz all just greedy people jo. lol

CultureCynic said...

ahahahahaha u no lie sef...me i have serious problems with the mugus that fall for it...goes to show you how greed can make commonsense vanish...o di kwa one kind. people like claiming free shit innit, free shit that they didn't have anything to do with...like u said...what makes that particualr person so special to be getting the request....yes to arresting mugus...and special cell for the mugus that have been duped more than once...

please make an advert for Commonsense...slogan "Commonsense use it everyday, especially on the internet"



cheering....Jail the Mugu, Jail the Mugu....real question...na who born the mugu????