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Tuesday, 4 August 2009

Update addict...

18:33 Posted by Sir Scribbles 39 comments
I need to update my blog regularly, it's not you it's me, I'm an addict, two days wivout an update and I get the shakes and start hallucinations lol...alright enuf blabber let's yarn, I do not wish to offend but merely arouse productive thinking...

Now this may be a paragraph u don't normally see in my posts but i just had to ask you guys this. Abeg, on a scale of 1 to absolute nutcase where wud u rate pple who open their eyes while kissing and interrogate, not just talk, but interrogate while kpanshing. Okay maybe I can forgive those who open their eyes cos u neva know when ur lips might be stolen or when d person u r kissing will pull out your tongue wiv pliers but those pple wey dey ask too many question while kpanshing is just flat or insane and hilarious. "Do u like that?" "Should I do that?" "Why don't we try this?" "How was it for you?" C'MON!!!! Why don't you just take out a survey mid-kpanshing and tell him/her to fill it out for you. Oh and whoever started saying "Who's ur daddy?" first must have had some serious family issues. Why wud I want a lecture on your family tree in d middle of a kpansh. "C'mon baby tell me, who's your daddy?".."Well since you asked his name is Ezekiel H. Okoro wud you like his email address later on?"

LOL! Okay I just had to call her out, by show of hands how many of you think leggy has been seriously holding out on us....1...2...4...10...I see I'm not the only one. She tells us it's fiction but c'mon pple are we buying it? LEGGYCHUKWU this one is too much fiction to remain fiction I swear. You must come clean and tell us what other extracurricular actvities have been going on in that new apartment of yours or we will...we'll....we'll do something sha lol

I read in d news that a girl was sueing her school cos she cudn't get a job after graduating and alight bulb lit over my head. I'd just like to say that God forbid I am unemployed 6 months after graduating I will take Aunty Blessing from Primary 5 Red Social Studies, Mr. Musa from Jss 2C Maths, Dr. E from 4th year Algorthm analysis and Mr. Po Yang from PgD Computer networking for every cent they've got...I'm thinking £15k each

Skank [skangk]: an offensive term for a girl or woman who is regarded as unpleasant-looking and sexually promiscuous.
Jerk [jurk]: an offensive term for somebody who is regarded as behaving foolishly.
What do these two have in common apart from being elaborate descriptions of the kiosk girls in my high skool? Yes, they are the reigning dancesteps and their inventors have acheived something close to superstardom by simply christening erratic body movments wiv flattering names as the ones above. Therefore, it is a sagacious venture for me, who wants to be uber famous (not like Bruno), to invent a dancestep of my own. Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you "Ashawo convulse!!!" You heard it here first ooo, d dance is quite simple sef, all you need is a woman of easy virtue, a couple of sporadically flashing lights and a Doctor on speeddial. Make nobody copy my dance abeg, if I see Chris Brown Lee pullin any of my moves in public I go crase ooo! I wanna see u show some luv in d clubs nd on d streets, pple Do d Ashawo convulse mehn!! It's d new ish!!!...~~eh eh! let me see u open ur legs nd do the Ashawo convulse! Let me see u go in and out nd do d Ashawo convulse!! Stick a spoon in ur mouth nd do the Ashawo convulse!!!~~ LOL!



39 comments:

cutee said...

first...yes first...dis is nt my 1st tym here bt 1st tym i'm commentin.I must confess i really luv ur posts.

Naija bad boi.... said...

Dang girl....first time commenters are not allowed to be first so i'm first!!!!
first!!!
ok...serzly dude...ur losing it meeehn....lmao...his name is and blah blah blah...
as per d leggy yarns...me i'm not saying nefing ooo...ehy ehn!!!!
ashawo convulse....dude...thats umm....ummm....hmmmmn....
am sueing c.u ryt away....dont have my dfream job meeeehn......lol

cutee said...

lol...scribbles ure 2 judge dis...is it tru???

rayo said...

ashewo convulse. oh boi, o ti craze!

Sir Scribbles II said...

@cutee: Don't mind NBB jo! he's just a makeshift bully, You are first abeg! Thanks for d luv oh! I appreciate it.

@NBB: come no dey harrass pple 4 my blog oh, omo u gatz do d ashawo convulse it's d new ish

Rene said...

I believe leggy has been holding out on us too.
lol @ NBB but cutee it's true besides, only girls are allowed first....scratch dt...dtz makes rayo first and not me!

Rene said...

ashewo convulse ke?
dis one requires 'aro' 4 u o!

Rene said...

I'll jsut claim my fourth...doesn't sound right....maybe top five is better...lol

tunrayo said...

DUDE!!!! i just knew you would make me laugh. you're totally nuts but i love.

Fabulo-la said...

SEE! I knew I was not the only person who thought so o!!
OYA leggy come and answer!lol
This boy u don crase finish!
Ashewo convulse ke?
Funny thing is, I can so totally see pple doing it right now in Kokodome...

lmao

cutee said...
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cutee said...

@scribbles:tnx jare..lol
@rene:i'm also a gal ooo

NaijaBabe said...

Here's one for you



L-O-S-E-R!!!!!

Neo said...

ashawo convulse? seriously dude? wouldn't wanna see that one go down at all. rotfrrlmnsfao @ Chris Brown Lee

Rene said...

cutee: i know that why i said 1st tymr + guys can't claim first....lol

Bubbles said...

LMAO
S.S
You have killed me.!!!
LOL
I have never laughed so hard at one post before omgosh.!!
haha.!!

and yes o
LEGGY
DODO BABE
we know it's non fiction
don't mind the silly child

Sir Scribbles II said...

@rayo: I know...it has been cooncluded siiince

@Rene: Abeg stop bullying the new girl please, you'll scare her off and she won't come back. Abeg wats "aro"

@Tunrayo: Thank you very much my dear.

@Fabulo-la: LOL! our imagiunations are in-sync u see. eh eh do d Ashawo convulse...it's d new moonwalk mehn! Leggy needs to tell us the truth abeg!

@Naijababe: u r just beefing jo lol!

@Neo: Ha, you are probably the only one who got that joke, d dude is obviously bound to start acting karata movies seeing as his music career is fading like a pair of jeans from oshodi

@Bubbles: Serious Dodo babe o! she needs to come clean abeg. glad u enjoyed another session of scribble madness!!

leggy said...

first of all...i wouldnt know a lot on the kissing...so ur not supposed to open ur eye eh?
and why would u be talking while u r kissing eh?when ur lips are preoccupied?lol

leave me alone...i love fiction...fiction is just a part of my imagination..maybe i want that post to happen to me..u never know..lol.
but this leggy chich snt holding out on ur hun.lmao

Sir Scribbles II said...

@Leggy: well pple have different techniques ut pple who open their eyes scare me abeg! Leggy so u don't know much about kissing aaaaaaaaahh! It's unfortunate that we are related, i 4 give u small lecture *wink* lol

chayoma said...

it's official
u have lost IT!
But on Leggychukwu (lol)'s fiction post, u r very right oh. Na coverup be dat.
ASHAWO CONVULSE!! we need a youtube video lol

african beauty said...

scribbles there is no rule book on how to kiss eyes open or closed ....what has kissing got to do with the eyes in d first place

Dark Neo said...

LOL! ROTFbcosLWKMD!!! I have not even finished reading yet! You are stupid who's your daddy??!!!!????!

Dark Neo said...

Dude you killed it. I just woke everybody in my house bcoz of laff...
@Naija bad boi if you try am dem go revoke ur certificate!

BSNC said...

lol you be serious kolo i swear... which one be ahsewo convulse again...

Rene said...

aro means psychiatric hospital....that's how you craze reach.

Yinkuslolo said...

it is day break here, everyone is still sleeping and I havent, partly cos I am mentally amused by ur post but do not want to laff and wake my folks.

something do u robby, like for reals yo! imma give it up for u

UnderCover07 said...

LWKMD!!!!!!!!! Scribbles ooooo!
This boy ehn, chei chei chei. Ur mouth ehn na wa o. U wld be a delight to hang out wiv.

"Ashewo Convulse"? R u for real?lol
Where do u come up wiv such?

But wait o, u knw there r certain form of kisses, that are not in-depth so u rili dnt hve to close ur eyes. Kinda lyk a quickie...lol.

cutee said...

rene:lol...nw i get wat u mean

Mz. Eniola said...

loooolll!! leggy uve been called out on..loool..i was goin to do it..buh scribbles beat me loool...i like d fiction doe! loool..ehn scribbles hmmm duz ur new dance make a video n do it loool...hee hee lets see u dance!

The experiences of an achiever....... said...

Ah..Sir Scribbles..you truly are an addict o! bundle up ur kaya to the nearest Bloggers anonymous meeting o! I was just reading your previos post..Mr Musa really did you strong things o! lol. oh and d name's Adia.

kay9 said...

Jerk. Skank. *shakes head sadly*

What's da world coming to?

Tay-mee said...

Ashewo convulse??lmao..I just pictured it and shit aint pretty!

Queen B said...

LMAO!!!!!!!
your sooooo funny you got me cracking up infront on my lil cousins expecially at the "who's ur daddy" part lol n i couldn't explain to them what was so funny. lol

i'm really loving ur blog!

Neo said...

Sir Scribbles, if i had a genie all i'd ask for was for the world to be taken back to medieval times and i'd be a fair princess with u as my court jester ( a la a medieval Michael Jackson "Remember the time" video *wink *wink) seriously dude u crack me up and thats smth cos i dont crack eazy!

TaioFierce Ameen said...

LOL @ 'Who's ur daddy?' We need a vid on the ashewo convulse part to actually visualize it well....

Gee said...

lol @ sueing for not getting a job...y dint i think of dat??
make una relax o..una adult content dey increase small by small o...i cant keep up.lol
and i seriously have no idea y it doesnt show on my blog wen u update so i can be d first!lol

check out my blog o, E-service coming to blogsville really soon!

Sir Scribbles II said...

@Chayoma: I'll take dat as a compliment lol! see u, u want a video shey, u want to see a grown man disgrace himself lol

@African beauty: No vex na, as for me i prefer to kiss someone who's eyes are closed that's all

@Dark Neo: Thanks bro, but seriously u no think sey i don dey mental...although u wud concluded since

@BSNC: Ashawo convulse is a copyrighted dance invented by urs truely LOL!!!! it's d yahoozee of epileptic hoes lol!!

@Rene: oohhh! so u r saying I am mental...that's so sweet lol

@Yinkuslolo: be like sey na u win ethernet lottery today lol! mehn thanbks o

@Undercover07: awww thanks babe! as for d kissing, d post is purely subjective na i prefer to kiss pple who kclose their eyes cos open eyes freak me out

@Mz eniola: Una sha like to see me disgrace myself o! how can u even suggest a youtube video please lol!!

@Kay9: Omo d world is becoming one big dancefloor that wat it is

@Tay-mee: AHN! My dance is d ish shey, ehn ehn do d ahsawo convulse mehn!

@Queen B: AHH! i didn't send u to explain that joke to ur cousin abeg oh! infact I will chook a small disclaimer somewhere soon lol. Thanks for reachin this endz

@Neo: awww! I'll take that as a compliment my dear. Happpy to be of service mehn!

@Adia: Adia is so much shorter than The experience of an achiever lol (had to scroll back down mid sentence to remember the rest lol) yes i am an addict oh I confess! But I'm loving d addiction mehn

@Taio: see me see wahala oh! u want to see me disgrace myself on youtube shey! No i say NO!!! God pass una oh lol

@Gee: don't worry adult content is at a minimal on dis blog no fear. The e-service thing make sense oh!

Qube The Wordsmith said...

Dude I don tell u...stop smokin purple...

Ashewo convulse....SMH den DEAD...

N filin ur nails ain't metro...

Buttercup said...

Interrogation while kpanshing..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *wipes tears*