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Tuesday, 4 August 2009

You must feel my video oooooo!!!!

09:59 Posted by Sir Scribbles 27 comments
Shey una see dis video? It took me about 2hrs to try and upload it...and that was the one wiv better quality oh! Dis one here and to go through two converters to make it unto this post so I advice you watch it make I no vex. If u r at work I suggest u carry ur PC to d toilet now and watch dis video, if u r not at work u have no excuse...don't even think about skipping it and readin d post....I no dey follow u joke oh! click the big play sign now!



If u r readin dis paragraph u must have watched d video...if not please take ur disobeying posterior nd click out of this post now...una think sey e easy to convert nd upload video! Now that we are all video-watching friends let us begin...

LMAO! If you watched this video then you shud be laughing your ass off right now. You know wetin trip me pass for the video? the second and third dudes that were flogged, they remind me sooo much of myself in primary and secondary skool. Me i no dey form, I can't chest cane to save humanity. If Obama came up to me and said "Robert, the fate of the entire world rests upon your shoulders, you can save mankind from destruction if you can just chest 3 strokes from ur Jss 2 maths teacher (Yes Mr. Musa I'm lookin' at you)" I'd be like "No vex o Bros. Barack but can I just take one stroke nd save Anambara state?"

Back in sec skool I use to hate flogging ehn, especially all those mass flogging wey dem dey give pesin for crimes I knew nothin off. Omo wetin consin me wiv who shit for back of hostel? if u didn't see d pesin wat will flogging all of us prove abeg! (Mr. Musa I'm still lokking at you). In my opinion he who found it number 2ed it mehn! Omo I no dey accept flogging easily o, aaaahhh u have to work for it! before u get to deliver ur full quota of caning you must have either run after me, sent pple to run after me or ambushed me after classes, one way or the other you are not getting me that easily. Imagine o! u tell me stand here and collect cane and you expect me, wiv me working brain, to just stand there like a mugu and wait for you to appease your secret femdom fetish..I beg to differ Aunty my ass don't come cheap!!

You see d way that kid ran out of the classroom after the first attack? Omo d boy was even brave sef, ME! ROBBY! I 4 follow window b4 d woman say stretch out your hand Infact if worse comes to worse I prefer the arm flogging than the back-to-the -cane. I want to see it coming, don't tell me to turn my back and then flod me wiv anxiety b4 u flod me wiv pain, this ain't a friggin SAW movie.

If you do get to flog me I'd like to know how many strokes u plan to give me, don't flog me like it's a friggin lottery and you don't know what the winning numbers will be today, failure to plan to planning to fail and if you fail to plan how many strokes you will give me then your plan to flog me in peace will fail woefully.

You know what I hate again? Teachers like d one in d video, d ones wey dey smile as dem dey flog. ARE U FRIGGIN INSANE? you are flogging me wiv a 34 inch bamboo stick and you are smiling? FRIGGIN SADIST!!! *Holding a Placard wiv Mr. Musa's name on it*

Finally you know what I also hate, class prefects wey no sabi co-operate. Having a class prefect that doesn't co-operate is like living with a known spy, you know dis guy is leaking information that is damaging your organisation but you are powerless to stop him (except when u r in d refectory and NEPA takes light nd he can't see it coming lol). I swear I can be sitting down minding my business throughout afternoon prep but 15 minutes to the end just when I think I'm home free someone farts and I can't help but laugh and maybe even make a tintili sketch nd pass it round class...then my name goes into the list of doom (names of noise makers) nd wiv lil asterixes and multiple "x2" accompanying it...I swear just remebering it now dey make me vex *Looking for Mr. Musa on Facebook*

27 comments:

leggy said...

first?

leggy said...

ah..the good old days when i use to be first

leggy said...

i just finished updating my blog nd tot scribbles is in uk let me chck him out

leggy said...

do u feel like im spamming u?

leggy said...

kk..let me go read

leggy said...

lmao...i used to take cane eh..i was very good at it...no shaken at all..if obama comes to u...transfer him to me!!lol

UnderCover07 said...

Leggy ooooooooooo!!!lol this one pass spam sef ahn ahn.

Tinu said...

leggy dnt u sleeep ehn?????
it was momsie that used to flog me o!that woman is very wicked!!
lol@taking one for anambra state
thank God the world isnt relying on u!

TaioFierce Ameen said...

LOL.... I so rememba my own times wit the wires in primary skwl, KOBOKO in junior skwl and tree braches in senior skwl. Some teachers are sadist, my parents thot they took me to posh skwl.... I used fly from cane in primary and junior skwl buh by senior school I wz already ova it... cos twas like an evridae affair Lol @ ur Obama Statement....

Naija bad boi.... said...

LMAO!!!!!! meeeehn...i so hated cane....aaaaah....i always tried to avoid it...back then, there used to be special cane teachers meeehn...like they went to caning school or sumin....**mr onabule...u..uu.u..if i ever catch ur pikin eehhhn!!!**
i remember js2, one dude slapped d eng teacher meeehn, cos she was forming i can beat...hard slap...meeehn dat guy was my hero ...lol

Yinkuslolo said...

haha, my name was always in names of noisemakers. all dose devilish girls that used to make me talk. asper senior nah, if one teacher tries to flog me, dodging skills resume practice. like if you see ur class prefect leave with a list, u go to the next class, when u see a teacher coming back with a cane.

ok that may not work errytime.

wait, dont they whoop guys on the ass and girls on the palms? dis video ehn

NaijaBabe said...

I only watched it cos im not at work!!
But which one of them was you? I bet it was the second dude

Sulihp said...

ROFLMAO...HAHAHAHAHAHA
scribbly boo, seems as if this Mr. Musa guy really greased u...ndo ehn, but u have to let go and let God...lol...lol...lol
oh meeehhhhn *clearing tears from eyes* this post was crazzzeee!!!

Tay-mee said...

lol..i have to help you find this mr musa..really did u strong thing eh? Plus erm fresh people like me never experienced flogging..lol yes im laughing at you.

Bubbles said...

Leggy is a dodo babe now lol

haha MR Musa that cracked me up
I'll help you look for him :):)

and I used to hate flogging...
still hate it now
and I hated teachers that smiled as well
fucking grim reapers

CultureCynic said...

altho i cant see the video for some bloody reason let me say this after reading

i can count how many times i was flooged in school...i was almost always class prefect and teachers loved me .(and my mum knew most of them too)lol..but i remeber Mr Okowu, my maths teacher was canehungary, he will flog without provocation and he will smile while he did it, i learned Maths by force!

in primary school i used to have fainting spells ....so flogging was minimal to zilch cuz of 'medical' reasons

My mum didnt flog either, her eyes were venom enuff so my bro and I learned to follow the eye and do what it sed...
it seems u still carry a 'touch' for this Mr. Musa....try to facebook friend, i bet u he is somewhere on ze net still offering the virtual koboko.

bob-ij said...

I didn't watch the video..so as you said I won't read *yet*.. Well till I get home.. *sad face*
x!

Rene said...

LMAO!....not at the flogging part buh @ the can i just take one and save anambra state.
I hate people flogging me....it frgeaks me out. I prefer hand to back sha...i dont want to die from heart attack at my small age.

@leggy: your own pass spamming self!

chayoma said...

Tinu follow me ask Leggy oh!
she never sleeps...
see i can take cane for hand but my back or butt , NO!( i hate all those male teachers who enjoy caning the butt, like wtf?)

african beauty said...

i used to be the type that wrote the list of noisemakers and i am so guilty of putting asterisks sorry i was alwys a class prefect and all my teachers liked me i never got caned in school but i hated watching them cane people

Mz. Eniola said...

looool! i used to chest cane oo...lool...i was a babe babe..hee hee..erhmm i was scared of d slaps doe...hmm now ure making me remember dat wicked teacher i had :S SCRIBBLLLESSS!!!! :'(
loool....ahn ahn u cnt even code n chest d cane lmao! ure nt strong joh! n see me thnkn u were macho! hee ..u remind me of 1 babe in high school...by d tym shez done running round d class 5 tymz...d teacher would give up...
PS: u must find mr. musa! :p

Mz. Eniola said...

ha ha @ African beauty i did dat too..loool..in primay school n juniour school...if i didnt like u...
1 giggle = x 10 :P

Dark Neo said...

The only reason I learnt maths. Up till now if you ask me whats 5*7 i'd look for the koboko in your hand.

faB!! said...

I hated cane eeeh. I used to envy all those ppl that do "odeshi"....lol!! I'm always thinking..... "when would I ever grow into that stage?"

Ms. Dufa said...

LOL. That teacher is so wicked! I felt pity for the girl at the end, but for the other boys, especially the one that was holding the cane, it was damn funny!

I can remember when one teacher beat my brother with rubber, my mum wore short-knickers the next day to the school.lol

Ms. Dufa said...

LoL @ Mr. Musa on Facebook!

Anonymous said...

Yeahhhh...

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