So my ex came over for the summer hols, she's gonna spend just 10 days here and go back to naija so we decided to meet up and just chill u know...as friends oh.....don't raise ur eyebrows jo calm down, d thing is we were friends for quite a long time b4 we decided to make things more complicated, we're gud now sha, really gud sef, I no sey some of u go still look 4 trouble wen commneting so why i dey bother to explain sef lol. We had a blast sha and she concurs, went to see G.I Joe together, btw G.I Joe is a gud movie, not awesome but definitely worth paying full price after getting a student discount lol. I particularly love Storm Shadow or the Ninja in white for the less geeky ones out there, he's definitely the coolest character after Snake eyes/ The Ninja in black. You know wat trips me about the dude, he wears only white, even wen he's not in the ninja outfit he still dons white all through...means he's one clean morrasucking Ninja doesn't it? I can only imagine wat he's drycleaning bill will look like. Anyway back to the main gist, mehn d babe was looking gud oh, as in for about 30 seconds I reconsidered the babe, the breakup and a possible makeup but rationality prevailed again and I didn't let my mind wander too far b4 I do the wan wey pass my power. It's been a year and about 6 months since the relationship pafuga but I was glad we cud still be friends sha, she's a gud person and besides both of us have moved on...even though where we move go get too much headache lol
Next gist, apparently two guys, one black and one white, robbed a jewelry store in bond street London and made off with about £40 million/$63 million worth of jewelry and they did it so efficiently that the whole heist sef dey trip police lol. I won't go into details here but the thing that caught my "native" attention is the reward for anyone who has useful info on the robbers or the heist in general. Authorities are offering £1 million for anyone who can provide useful info on the whole thing so now blogsville I come to you on my hands and knees...I want to buy three things, a new phone (anything wiv a qwerty keyboard), a new ipod (Matilda has tried but I think it's time we both see other pple), a new laptop (just cos I'm changing everything else), so I need your help, abeg if na ur nephew, cousin, brother, boyfriend, partner, co-worker, penpal or myspace friend wey u neva see b4 wey go rob that jewelry store abeg u go like snitch. All I need is an email address, no be sey one thing-two thing it's really simple, you provide d detail(s) nd we split the remaining £2k that's left after I've given the rest to the Gadget.4.Scribbles.tech.poverty.alleviation charity group. As in as I hear dat reward money my ear stand and I started to skim through my phone contacts to see if I knew anyone who cud be related in any way to a jewelry heist lol. One milla no be joke mehn!!!! If I handle dat reward money una no go dey even see me 4 blogsville sef...I will go and start my own internet and call it "Meganbytenet" and all d websites there must have pictures of Megan good on their frontpage....oh yeah I', in love wiv Megan Good.
LOL! Recently Bill clinton went to North Korea to seek pardon for some US journalists who were sentenced to life in prisonment for allegedly crossing the border illegally. Why did I choose to bring this story to you today? cos of the way the media potrayed the whole thing...nd ofcourse the way I analysed it lol. The papers, news channels and radio stations all used the same words to describe it "President Bill Clinton goes on a mission with his special team to rescue the imprisoned US journalists" So clinton don turn special agent na? This is how my mind analysed the issue:
Anonymous: Codename MonicaBJ, is this line secure"
Bill Clinton: Yes it is, what's the situation Raventower
Anonymous: Agent BJ, it's a code red situation, it's the orientals....they're back
Bill Clinton: Oh dear lord, assemble the others...looks like it's a job for Team Presi-Sutra
*insert dramatic soundtrack*
After arriving at the secret underground HQ that can only be accessed by triple clicking the secret Monica L. photograph hidden on the PC in the Folder named "Serious files that will blow the computer if you click them". Clinton/Agent MonicaBJ addresses the Presido-sutra team made up of hot blondes donning black spandex.
Bill Clinton: "Okay pple listen up, Big mama-who-lost-to-a-black-dude is in Africa trying to show Yar' adua how to buy blood tonic on ebay. I, therefore, am horny and there zre 2 absolutely spanking asian babes in Northa Korea who'll show alot of 'gratitude' if we 'rescue' them. Kim jong il's FB status says he'll release dem if we can get him Monica's email address and I've got that covered so C'MON PEOPLE, LET'S GET ME LAID!!!!!!!!!