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Sunday, 16 August 2009

Oh yeah! I'm back!

07:24 Posted by Sir Scribbles 32 comments
Oh baby...*kiss**kiss*...I swear I will neva leave u gain...*kiss**kiss**kiss*, as in I missed you ehn, cudn't stop thinking about you *kiss*. Kai if I try and take a hiatus again make una handcuff me to my keyboard...nearly ran mad I swear. Okay so where does the gist start from? Shey I shud tell you what I've been doing siiiiince? Or I shud just jump into the main gist of today's post? Okay chill first, b4 I begin I'd like to say that those of who who took time out to send me questions for my 100th post are too much, i really appreciate the effort...even though some of you want answers to some very "interesting" questions I'll do my best to deliver. robbyscribbles@gmail.com is d destination for your questions so if you still want to send dem in you can, thanks mehn!

So my ex came over for the summer hols, she's gonna spend just 10 days here and go back to naija so we decided to meet up and just chill u know...as friends oh.....don't raise ur eyebrows jo calm down, d thing is we were friends for quite a long time b4 we decided to make things more complicated, we're gud now sha, really gud sef, I no sey some of u go still look 4 trouble wen commneting so why i dey bother to explain sef lol. We had a blast sha and she concurs, went to see G.I Joe together, btw G.I Joe is a gud movie, not awesome but definitely worth paying full price after getting a student discount lol. I particularly love Storm Shadow or the Ninja in white for the less geeky ones out there, he's definitely the coolest character after Snake eyes/ The Ninja in black. You know wat trips me about the dude, he wears only white, even wen he's not in the ninja outfit he still dons white all through...means he's one clean morrasucking Ninja doesn't it? I can only imagine wat he's drycleaning bill will look like. Anyway back to the main gist, mehn d babe was looking gud oh, as in for about 30 seconds I reconsidered the babe, the breakup and a possible makeup but rationality prevailed again and I didn't let my mind wander too far b4 I do the wan wey pass my power. It's been a year and about 6 months since the relationship pafuga but I was glad we cud still be friends sha, she's a gud person and besides both of us have moved on...even though where we move go get too much headache lol

Next gist, apparently two guys, one black and one white, robbed a jewelry store in bond street London and made off with about £40 million/$63 million worth of jewelry and they did it so efficiently that the whole heist sef dey trip police lol. I won't go into details here but the thing that caught my "native" attention is the reward for anyone who has useful info on the robbers or the heist in general. Authorities are offering £1 million for anyone who can provide useful info on the whole thing so now blogsville I come to you on my hands and knees...I want to buy three things, a new phone (anything wiv a qwerty keyboard), a new ipod (Matilda has tried but I think it's time we both see other pple), a new laptop (just cos I'm changing everything else), so I need your help, abeg if na ur nephew, cousin, brother, boyfriend, partner, co-worker, penpal or myspace friend wey u neva see b4 wey go rob that jewelry store abeg u go like snitch. All I need is an email address, no be sey one thing-two thing it's really simple, you provide d detail(s) nd we split the remaining £2k that's left after I've given the rest to the Gadget.4.Scribbles.tech.poverty.alleviation charity group. As in as I hear dat reward money my ear stand and I started to skim through my phone contacts to see if I knew anyone who cud be related in any way to a jewelry heist lol. One milla no be joke mehn!!!! If I handle dat reward money una no go dey even see me 4 blogsville sef...I will go and start my own internet and call it "Meganbytenet" and all d websites there must have pictures of Megan good on their frontpage....oh yeah I', in love wiv Megan Good.

LOL! Recently Bill clinton went to North Korea to seek pardon for some US journalists who were sentenced to life in prisonment for allegedly crossing the border illegally. Why did I choose to bring this story to you today? cos of the way the media potrayed the whole thing...nd ofcourse the way I analysed it lol. The papers, news channels and radio stations all used the same words to describe it "President Bill Clinton goes on a mission with his special team to rescue the imprisoned US journalists" So clinton don turn special agent na? This is how my mind analysed the issue:

Anonymous: Codename MonicaBJ, is this line secure"

Bill Clinton: Yes it is, what's the situation Raventower

Anonymous: Agent BJ, it's a code red situation, it's the orientals....they're back

Bill Clinton: Oh dear lord, assemble the others...looks like it's a job for Team Presi-Sutra

*insert dramatic soundtrack*

After arriving at the secret underground HQ that can only be accessed by triple clicking the secret Monica L. photograph hidden on the PC in the Folder named "Serious files that will blow the computer if you click them". Clinton/Agent MonicaBJ addresses the Presido-sutra team made up of hot blondes donning black spandex.

Bill Clinton: "Okay pple listen up, Big mama-who-lost-to-a-black-dude is in Africa trying to show Yar' adua how to buy blood tonic on ebay. I, therefore, am horny and there zre 2 absolutely spanking asian babes in Northa Korea who'll show alot of 'gratitude' if we 'rescue' them. Kim jong il's FB status says he'll release dem if we can get him Monica's email address and I've got that covered so C'MON PEOPLE, LET'S GET ME LAID!!!!!!!!!




32 comments:

Ebony~!* said...

1stttttttttttttttttt

Ebony~!* said...

yaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

Ebony~!* said...

welcome back!!!!! :)

Ms. Dufa said...

You weren't gone for long. LOL@Bill Clinton..Funny Stuffs

Ms. Dufa said...

BTW, I cant check older posts on your blog archive. Maybe its the layout or sumthing..

Mcrazy said...

Gadget.4.Scribbles.tech.poverty.alleviation charity group.

Oh my...lol to funny.

And lol @the team being composed of blondes donning tight black spandex!!

TaioFierce Ameen said...

welcome back, jst wntd 2 say dis lemme go nd read ur post.....

Rene said...

ROTFLMFAO....i knew u couldn't stay away from us for too long...lol.
wait hu were all those kisses for, ur blog, blogsville or me? lol

Sir Scribbles II said...

@Ebony:Thanks my dear...I will neva try it again sha lol

@Ms. Dufa, okay I don't really know wat d deal is but by the left of the screen is usually my blog archive wiv all my previous posts...be warned sha..only read if r not afraid of publicly declaring insanity lol

@Mcrazy: LOL thanks mehn, welcome to the royal scribbles nd i'll stroll oover to urs n a bit

Sir Scribbles II said...

Rene: Well they were for the Royal scribbles but this talented young man can arrange a similar package for you too if need be lol

TaioFierce Ameen said...

lwkmd..... i tink i knw sum1 dt can be involved in this heist... oh no sori he can only obtain directly... lol
Buh if i c we ll share d full money as i a a full fledged member of Gadget.4.Scribbles.tech.poverty.alleviation charity group, so i can personally make y own donations...lol
Bill Cliton jumps out(Powerpuff girls theme song playin at d background....lol

Yinkuslolo said...

haha, u will tey...ransom ke! im sure if anyone knows who stole that merchandise, he/she would want a cut(> 1 millie) of it. just thinking tho
infact, the person will keep shut, so many risks in saying.

i was going thru my recent posts and i saw no Robby's action on them. ok, one way or the other, some lady was behind ur hiatus

Sir Scribbles II said...

@taio: I like d way u think mehn, "...Bill clinton, cos he's d adulterous president power puff save d day" lol. Omo if u have any info don't hesitate oh, I need that new lappy mehn

Sir Scribbles II said...

@Yinkuslolo: don't worry I'll come over to urs first thing 2moro morning, u go see Robby action tire (lol at come over to urs and see robby action tire...nothing sounds plain again in dis world lol)

~Butterfly~ said...

LWKMD!! Scribbles oh! I won't lie, I may not b an avid commentator, but this ur haitus took a toll on me oh. U berra stay in one place! (by ur keyboard) :P

BSNC said...

welcome back, you are a man of your words. Sunday and here you are..

hope you are good sha, I be chic and i still gree Megan good is .... yea gooood.

Chari said...

scribbles you are a SLOW BOY! why drink from the cup when you can access the river, if me I know na the heist doods gan gan I go hook up with If I try sef I go get 1million pounds plus...*hisss

Zena said...

welcome back dude!

we missed you as well

Devine said...

mehn. if i knw the person...hmmm. mehn i'm sure if i knw the person that person can settle more than 1m
yay...r back...yaaay

chayoma said...

LWKMD!
Gosh, i missed u eh!
I knew a *female* was attached to this ur hiatus, but u r forgiven :)
Damn funny post mehn.
don't let that a milli pass you oh!
Haa, blogville fit benefit!

leggy said...

lol...thats what everyone is joking about..that he was horny..lol

Naija bad boi.... said...

loool....see u....shei u went awol naw....y u come back...nonsense...mscheeww!!!

meeeehn....u fink if i know any of those guys ehn...i'll yarn u or even police sef...u no know say dem fit give me like 3million if i keep quiet? u neva holler!!!

lol...@Monicabj...u guys free clinton naw...ahn ahn...

Temite said...

"Okay pple listen up, Big mama-who-lost-to-a-black-dude is in Africa trying to show Yar' adua how to buy blood tonic on ebay. I, therefore, am horny and there zre 2 absolutely spanking asian babes in Northa Korea who'll show alot of 'gratitude' if we 'rescue' them. Kim jong il's FB status says he'll release dem if we can get him Monica's email address and I've got that covered so C'MON PEOPLE, LET'S GET ME LAID!!!!!!!!!



LMAOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do you come up with this stuffs mennn!
DAng! LWKMD!

cutee said...

Welcum back!!!
LWKMD!! kai scribbles i swear u wnt kill us ahn ahn...guy abeg free clinton..lol

Qube The Wordsmith said...

Okay pple listen up, Big mama-who-lost-to-a-black-dude is in Africa trying to show Yar' adua how to buy blood tonic on ebay.
DEAD. welcome bck bruv...

rayo said...

u r one helluva funny dude. free yardy nau. lol.
nyc clinton convo...

NaijaBabe said...

You are a useless child. I swear to God

LusciousRon said...

I don miss you o! This your love for Megan Good na wah. Come to naija. She is the brand amdassador for Anabel phones. They fit hook you up!

You want to start meganbytenet? Hmmn
You want to start another Clinton war abi?

Neo said...

Megan Goode? When u said Megan i was actually thing Fox. From one female eye the Fox is foxy! Lwkmd @ MonicaBJ! No wonder Hilary almost bit the head off that Congolese student.

As for the heist i think i may have some info for u but u need to show me the money first o! I no trust all this oyinbo ppl reward, small time dem go say na me do a Michael Jackson come be the white guy wey rob the store. I like naija, we pay ransom money and then the kidnappers release the hostages and kidnap the pple wey bring ransom, talk abt doubling investment.

U were sorely missed, havent laffed like this in days.

Myne Whitman said...

For that Bill Clinton sketch, honestly you Royal Scribbles, deserve an award. Twi funny. lol

BBB said...

hey welcome back....
funny as usual... hey made away with that much dough... huh thinking..thinking.. i think i know who did it.. email me but we will share d reward 70 30...haha

Bubbles said...

LMAO
YOU HAVE KILLED ME.!
hahaha
looool