BS....

I've been wanting to write about this for some time now but needed to just frame the post in a way that won't offend the women or have me branded as a traitor by the men. If you are reading this and feel you fall into any of the categories then I'm sorry if you feel exposed or offended...I am simply talking...

Chicks ehn! I can swear that most of them can't see, smell, taste or feel BS wen it comes their way. So they say women are attracted by what they hear and Men by what they see and you'd think that men wud be more vuneralbe to BS cos of this theory...LIE! Women are so enveloped in BS that they don't even see at as BS anymore. Some chicks claim they know wen a guyz playing them or wen they are being lied to...I say u don't even know half of what a determined man is capable of. Don't even shake ur head trying to argue wiv me...I'm a Guy I know these tinzz! I'm usually against rules and guidelines which try to depict or predict a perfect relationship but sometimes the signs are written on the wall and women just take a curtain nd cover it cos they want to believe there's something more beautiful to be experienced after all the bull crap.A guy will technically take bullshit, rub it all over the walls of a relationship the chick will look at it and say "Oh it's beautiful...it really speaks to me...I love modern art"

A wife beater, as far as I'm concerned ehn this is a foregone conclusion! If a man can raise his hand to hit a women there's no such thing as love involved. You have a blackberry, you adore it cos it's like the only thing that knows what you want at any given time...do u take the blackberry and hold it over a stove, abi u take a fork and scratch its face? No! cos u love it..so explain to me how a man can welt a woman and afterwards they both claim it had something to do wiv love...infact I shud have put this issue in the next installment of "Revelations of little Insanities"

Even If he's the busiest guy in the whole world he will find a way to keep in touch. This is the tactic that breaks through all the self-esteem and ego defences of a woman and reduces her to a paraniod heap of pathos. If it's a guy who's not ur boyfriend or husband then don't even bother urself cos we do this in an attempt to ward off chicks who we feel aren't capable of fulfilling our needs whether it's a platonic friendship or a marathon of one night stands. Okay u know what forgive me, I was wrong, it is possible for a guy to be so busy that he won't stay in touch with you...if we still lived in 1920 nd he cud only get in touch by telegraph or carrier pidgeon. It's the era of email, texting, phone calls and what have you, it's practically impossible for pple to not stay in touch except you live in the bermuda triangle. I won't say you shud wait for him to call after 3 days or something cos I don't think things like this can be judged based on chronoligical limits and constraints. What I do know is that weneva you start getting that feeling that he doesn't want to talk to you or he's avoiding you then he is...afterall they say women are more intuitive than men so use some of that "hypothesised" intuition.

Don't even begin to think that I am blowing my own trumpet here cos I'm not, I''m simply being rational and realitic and it gives me the right to point out BS wen and where I see it. If you and your partner have reached an "undertstanding" and both of you agree to give and receive BS while pretending you aren't then that's all gud. But if one of you accepts it wivout the knowledge of the other then you are a retard...sorry....politically incorrect...you are "special". Some guyz like being chased by a woman but when it turns to being hunted we all hate it. There's a reason the status quo requires us to go after the women, it's cos majority of us like it. Make I no lie to you ehn, a man likes a woman who forms, even if it's just a little...not too much oh...just a little like telling him ur first name today nd ur last name after a week,or give him ur number then subject him to just texting lol. Sometimes I even like it wen I have to scheme and plot just to get a movie date lol but when a woman starts to chase a man excessively then it just feels wrong...you want to know how we feel? Trapped, caged...hunted! That's why it never lasts even wen u catch us! There may be exceptions out there as always but wen u notice that the guy is not reciprocating you numerous texts and constant badgering then I'm sorry to tell you that you have crossed the line and he has thrown you into the "crazy chick zone".

I chose to enlighten you today cos I've read so many blogs about relationships 4rm a chick's perspective and I have actually learned more about the way the intricate female mind works so this is payback for all those wonderfully enlightening posts. I had a bit more to say but had to trim it down seeing as my new layout makes my posts look even longer now lol. BTW I chose this layout cos the dude at the top depicts me accurately wen I'm blogging, earphones, soda and chips lol.