When I dey naija dancing was easy, I wasn't an awesome dancer o, I wasn't one of those dudes who pulled moves that made pple gather in a circle around them but dancing was relatively easy for me. I was either dancing d' Yahoozee or some other personal conconction of mine. So imagine how I felt when I reach jand and after spending a few weeks in skool I am socially required to learn how to Skank...
Friday, 31 July 2009
Wednesday, 29 July 2009
No more play play....
*serious face* Oya everybody look sharp! Put on ur thinking caps and if you don't have one you can rent one 4rm Leggy or CC cos it's time to brainstorm!! We no dey play 4 here oh! I have a few observations and would like ur logical inferences please...dis na serious matter so no smiling.Abeg can someone explain to me why Sesame street as been lying to us for decades? How? The Cookie monster is how!...
Boys will be boys...nd vice versa
A few days ago I was watching Larry King live and he had some transvestites abi na transexuals as guests. There was one lady who had done all the operations and now looked like a guy and there was another dude who'd had just a few operations nd looked kinda like a woman but still had visible male features. Anyway it got me thinking (not about having an operation ooooo lol), it's evident the number...
Monday, 27 July 2009
143
143 =I love you143ers =I love you usersIt's like I'm a double agent now, on one side I am a woman lover and on the other side I am divulging our secrets to the enemy camp...I am so getting kicked out of the Organisation for this....VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!!!!!The three most powerful words any guy can throw at you are "I love you". It shows the potency of a guy's feelings and the intensity of his ambition...
Saturday, 25 July 2009
Beasts in our midst
This post is an aftermath of my english exam, remember the friggin english exam my skool had me apply for? Well I've done it and it went pretty well even though my interviwer seemed so surprised a nigerian could speak fluent english, he even asked if he had Universities in Nigeria...nearly slit his...
Friday, 24 July 2009
Uncles in the building....
I haven't told you guyz about the numerous Uncles I have in London have I? No I don't think so. Well I have a variety of official and unofficial Uncles in london. Name it I have it, d devoted family man and the cold-blooded Don Juan, The Rich tycoon and the Supermarket Security guard,The sanctimonious hoax and the non chalant miscreant, every every dey my house. I told you guyz that I use to help...
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Wednesday, 22 July 2009
Online Ettiquette Part II
I have a few observations...may sound biased...think what you like...turn back now if you are not open minded nd ready to read a long ass postI was talking to this chick one day and a friend of hers joined us. We hadn't met b4 so I was polite, greeted and continued the discussion wiv my friend, she joined in the conversation and we were all just having a good chat together. I find out dis friend of...
Monday, 20 July 2009
Scribblenation: In all its random glory
I noticed I haven't really made one of my trademark "Scribblenation" post in a while, all this relationship analysis, Love Hypothesis nd Organistion treachery is making me too...static...BRING ON THE RANDOMNESS!!!!I have this theory you know, Scribble's Law states that in terms of physical appearance every chick is directly proportional to her blog as long as posts, comments and articulation remain...
Friday, 17 July 2009
It's a Dating job but someone's got to do it....
Do u realise how mentally strenuous dating is? The whole processw is like a Job interview from start to finish. Let us compare the two processes, Dating and Job huntingJob application: You see dis potential "employer" you think you fit the job description, you size up the benefits and propects and think you can handle the responsibility and meet the requiremnets so you send in your CV. Some Employers...
Wednesday, 15 July 2009
To Tweet or not to Tweet...dat is the question
It's been on my mind for a very long time now, I am not one to fall prey to peer pressure but this was simply getting out of hand....I kno wdis feeling,I 've felt this way b4, about a year ago, I was young then, naive, ignorant, they enticed me wiv promises of connecting wiv friends old and new, they said it wud change my life and I'd never be tortured by boredom ever again. I showed little resistance...
Tuesday, 14 July 2009
The Morrasuckers of our Organisation...
Ladies and Gentlemen I have chosen to enlighten you once again. This time I will take you back in time, back to the foundation of our organisation's many operations. I will give you insight into the great minds that invented the cores of our methods and I hope you realise the sheer genius and stupidity behind some of these innovations. LOL...it was actually fun writing this you know, I'm going to...
Saturday, 11 July 2009
96hrs of Nuclear activity....
Ladies and Gentlemen His Royal Awesomeness is back!!! Do I have Gist? maybe...!! lol. I missed u guyz mehn but I had to indulge in a nuclear powered weekend else I run mad here biko! How will I describe the last four days? There's a theory that for every moment of pleasure we have someone is having an equal amount of pain somewhere else. If na so then in the last four days some poor sucker somewhere...
SHARP SHARP....
If you have a theory for the perfect day then I can give you a case study as well....and it's only Day...
Thursday, 9 July 2009
True Beauty, Pure Love.
Immortality....True beauty is a child of Pure Love,Spawned from the unconditional adoration of a flawless creature in the midst of imperfection.The memory of Beauty is intangibly sweet in life and evokable in death.True beauty is a child of pure love, to know it is to recognise its intangibility, it's superiority over vanity, It's worth evident in unadulterated adoration.True beauty is imitated, vanity...
Wednesday, 8 July 2009
On the fly....
So I was on my regular online rounds...Mailbox, football news...ebay...normal stuff. I was about to type this post when I noticed my laptop wasn't charging...apparently my baby cousin was about to stick the charger in her mouth...see me see wahala abeg...how will I explain that one to my Aunt...I can see the papers now"BLACK IGBO BOY KILLS BABY COUSIN WHILE BIDDING ON EBAY!!!"The UK is officially...
Monday, 6 July 2009
BS....
I've been wanting to write about this for some time now but needed to just frame the post in a way that won't offend the women or have me branded as a traitor by the men. If you are reading this and feel you fall into any of the categories then I'm sorry if you feel exposed or offended...I am simply talking...Chicks ehn! I can swear that most of them can't see, smell, taste or feel BS wen it comes...
Sunday, 5 July 2009
RE: Letter to Karma
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Saturday, 4 July 2009
Online Ettiquette Part II
I have a few observations...may sound biased...think what you like...turn back now if you are not open minded nd ready to read a long ass postI was talking to this chick one day and a friend of hers joined us. We hadn't met b4 so I was polite, greeted and continued the discussion wiv my friend, she joined in the conversation and we were all just having a good chat together. I find out dis friend of...
Efimile...Hapu m'aka...LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I've written enough posts to describe myself and I still feel there's more to tell...or ask!! I'm writting this cos I can't understand why pple don't get me biko.....Okay someone told me I'm too oldskool cos I feel romance is the way forward, this statement originated 4rm Uni when I was caught sneaking a romantic note into my girlfriend's bag while she was in the library....I hate Sam ehn!...
Friday, 3 July 2009
People I remeber...
Knowingly or not we all leave marks in pple's lives, sometimes we might not really know how pple perceive us aside 4rm the gestures we are use to receiving 4rm them. I was going through the contacts on my phone and realised that for almost everyone in it I had a distinct feature I used to remember them...these are just a fewDragon breath: This Dude's mouth stank so much that it had to be flammable,...