Woke up this morning at 8am(+3 lol), had dis crazy dream that I was in a cereal bowl nd MC Hammer was about to eat me and b4 every spoonful of cereal he took he'd scream "It's Hammer time!!!" Crazy! went downstairs to get something to eat, cudn't eat cereal cos I was still in shock, cudn't eat anthing else coz I can't cook, had to wait for my sis to wake up. Waited 10 mins, woke her up nd told her she slept too much nd I was hungry lol, you shud have seen d look on her face. She makes eggs and tells me to get them out of the frying pan...her own way of punishing me. Ate the eggs wiv bread and orange juice while skimming through my email, facebook. nd sports news...MAN UTD 4 LAIF!!!. Decided to go see a friend today, called him and he was at home as usual, friggin' lazy boy, my trip involved two bus rides and some walking, I'd seen some pretty girls in the neighbourhood, shud probably look nice...new dilemma...wat to wear, took me 15 mins but I decided to wear shorts nd a T shirt (girls have told me I have nice legs). Got into the shower and remember dat I forgot to say a prayer after getting out of bed...talk to God 4 5 secs nd start playin music 4rm my phone while showering... I like music in d shower lol. Check facebook one last time nd change my status and leave d house wiv my avaitors nd ipod set to naija playlist, head to the store for a bus pass, couple of kids hanging around d store, they look like 8-10 yr olds, tattered and unkept, got the bus pass nd on my way out one asks me if I cud spare some change...Ipod still playing I reach into my pockets nd pull out a few coins, some drop on d floor, I pick them up nd give them 50p...too small u say? multiply it by the exchange rate...I just gave them 120 naira..in naija u'd have to sweep my backyard for dat lol. I forgot my watch at home, while I'm heading back home to get my watch I loook 4 my keys nd pull out the coins again, I count them unconciously nd find out I'm short of £1...got the watch nd walkning to the bus stop the same kids walk past me...wiv cigarettes in their mouths...I'd just been conned by 10 yr olds...they took my money to buy Cigs nd stole £1 4rm me....Mugu! I notice my phone's screen isn't coming on but the lights on d keypad r on...I shud have known taking my phone into d bathroom wasn't a good idea lol.
Almost at the bus stop, search for my bus pass and can't find it, went back to the store and told the clerk that I left my bus pass in his store after paying, the dude says he didn't see it, I go home nd search then come back nd he still says he didn't see it...he had just duped me...I bought another one. At the bus stop some Ol' lady starts talking to me, I hate wen pple do that...I just want to sit in peace and wait 4 d bus, I turn around and see a man riding a bike towards us, it's a member of one oyibo church I and my sis ran 4rm coz they were too friendly, I act like I don't see him and he doesn't recognise me...Aviators 3 - Public 0 lol
I get on d bus nd sit at d back, l8r a couple off girls get on as well nd their laughing loudly nd annoying everyone...no be sey dem fine sef lol. This woman has been staring at me...she looks 40+, I don't need dat kind of crap in my life 4 crying out loud, she's still checking me out...YUCK! A naija women gets on d bus wiv her two kids, one's jumping around and throwing tantrums, she tells him to stop, he doesn't listen, she tells him again wiv her hand in her handbag, he doesn't listen, she pulls out a cane 4rm her bag like a friggin ninja nd lands a smacking on his back...the pple in d bus go crazy! I get off the bus b4 someone starts shootin lol. I walk past an advert of Dragonball Evolution...crap movie..wished I hadn't seen it
Get to my friend's house nd we just hang out, we both can't cook so we order chinese nd he borrows £5 4rm me, I know he's nt going to pay it back but I'll torment him wiv it 4 d next week or so just to tick him off lol. He likes this girl in church and asks me to call her nd arrange a movie but I shud make it sound casual, he's been after her for 6 months nd I've been sort of a match maker for 3 of them, she's also got a sister but I'm nt interested. I call her, she says she can't coz she wud be giving us false impressions...WTH!! I ask why...she says she has a boyfriend nd her sister isn't searching either WTH! No one told me dat she had a boyfriend,nd who told her I wanted to do anything wiv her sis, oooooooooooo dis is going to make sunday service even more awkward now! I apologise nd drop d phone, I ask my friend if he knew she had a man...he says yes...WTH! Why didn't he tell me, making me look like a home wrecker, I tell him to forget about the girl nd I want no part in dis cos she's already involved...he doesn't look convinced...
Time to go home, I've still got to go to work at the night club today so I need to sleep nd change clothes, on d bus ride home some skool kids are screaming about how a teacher is getting on their nerves, they were planning on puncturing her tires...kids in dis country are absolutely mental! I get home nd crash till 8pm
Alarm rings and as usual I get up 45 mins after, Ianother shower, dress up nd I'm ready. I hope we have more pple at the club tonight cos last week was terrible, we had only 20 pple...maybe it's cos it's a new club. I dress up and head out, wanted to wear my Aviators but it's 8:45 in d night, who wears shades at night except the blind lol.
Very long bus ride to work and I change buses twice. I get to the club nd there's no music, Holla d bouncers nd ask why there's no music, they tell me the DJ isn't around. 11pm nd the friggin DJ isn't around...dis club is doomed...there goes my weekly source of income lol. I walk in and there's absolutely no one inside except the bar staff and my boss, he's a personal friends so we chat a lil nd act like we don't know there's a problem wiv this club lol. I wait 30 mins and the DJ shows up, music starts playing and an hour l8r no on shows up...an empty club at 12am..amazing! I end up gisting wiv d bouncers nd we're all laughing and stuff wen two chicks walk past d club, "they look nice" I said, the bouncers snigger, I wonder why, 4 men walk past the club again nd I wonder why pple aren't coming in...two girls walk past agaian nd I ask one of the bouncers if the girl didn't look pretty..they all burst out laughing, I ask them why they're laughing and they tell me that the chicks I saw walking past are all guyz...I object...they tell me that there's a gay club just around the corner nd that's where all of the pple I saw were going, OMG! I'd just been staring at guyz?...I feel defiled.
Boss says we shud close early cos he's losing money by the second, we close up nd he tells me to get in his car he'll drop me at home, I get in d car wiv two chicks nd d DJ nd we drive off...he parks in a parking lot and tells me to get come out, I ask what we are doing here nd he says it's a club, I tell him I'd rather go home, d chicks look at me like I'm crazy, he gives me my money and I head home. I get home around 4am...check facebook lol...crash at 5:30am and the alarm rings at 9am 4 church, I get up officilly at 9:50am...my eyes feel like they've been glued to hammers lol...END!
I've been wondering if I post stuff to quickly, like there shud be preset intervals between my posts. Problem is I'm too excited wen writting and the thought of posting something nd then leaving it for say a week b4 posting something else will feel like torture to be...do you want me to feel tortured? I guess not!...although u can let me know wat u think. l8r!