A few days back I noticed that I was mad as well, not the ranting and raving type just a subtle exhibition of lunacy...a friend of mine finally diagnosed me and to be honest I think she was right despite my 15min objection lol...she said I was a Narcissist and I kinda agree wiv her but nt completely, Okay so my Ties must match my cufflinks, my shoes must match my belt, my shirts have to be starched and wrinkle free, my sunglasses must be polished b4 I wear them lol...that doesn't make me a narcissist does it? I'm nt in love wiv myself God forbid!! I simply hate looking unpresentable...call me wat u like jo! I no send lol...that reminds me I need to buy a pair of brown trainers to go wiv my cargo shorts lol.
I was on the train on thursday and going through the London Metro, I'd just done the Sudoku on d back and I was skimming through the paper and noticed a lil' column where, as far as I'm concerned, desperate pple took desperate measures. It was kinda a hook-up shout-out thingy wiv stuff like "I saw u on d train and we shared a stare, call me" and "To the Guy wiv a PSP and black shorts last Tuesday, u can teach me to play anytime". I laughed as I was reading them but one really caught my attention and it read like this "To the guy in the black suit and pink tie on the District line yesterday, our feets touched and we shared a moment, fancy coffee sometime?" WTH...they shared a moment?...cos their feet touched?...WTHx10! How d hell do u share a moment 4rm touching feet...infact d dude was wearing a suit so he was obviously nt barefoot and I doubt miss Lunacy wasn't barefoot on d train as well...how do u share a moment 4rm shoes touching 4 crying out loud. Pple's feet brush against mine all d time, do i share a moment wiv them? Yes! A moment wen I want to smack them upside the head especially wen they don't apologise...it's stuff like this that makes pple take Love lightly..."our feets touched, we shared a moment"...give me a break jo! U must be mad!
Finally, do u really realise how crazy chicks are? The things is their madness is wat makes some of them look sexy..but not all of them. Where's my evidence?... here they are:
Fake Eyes courtesy of contacts
Fake hair courtesy of attachments and wigs
Fake boobs courtesy of silicon and the wonder bra
Fake booty courtesy of high heels and applebottom jeans lol
...the list is endless
I've typed fake so many times the word is starting to look and sound weird, ofcourse i'm nt complaining, there's nothin' more appealing than a seamless implementation of all these, but in situations when things go wrong my eyes have been close to bleeding and the culprits close to looking like lunatics...I guess you can say I'm a fan of natural beauty but to be more accurate I'd say I'm a fan of beauty PERIOD!!! I have therefore developed a three-pronged solution for this problem...Look in the mirror, seek a Friend's opinion, Seek the opinion of a stranger lol...with these u r sure to look good without overdoing it and looking like a mad person.