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Thursday, 7 May 2009

I am Scribbles: The Final Moments

13:26 Posted by Sir Scribbles 7 comments
This is probably the last installment in the series...don't want to bore u all wiv ramblings about my crazy self! I Think I've said enuf 4 stalkers to begin patrolling my house already so this is infact the end of the "I am Scribbles" series! (see me forming like I create a trilogy shey? lol)

I think the most interesting thing to talk about on posts is the opposite sex so I'll do just that....I hate crushes, I hate having one I had don't like being the object of one (last part isn't exactly true lol) I hate it cos a crush is like being in love wen u aren't...nd I've just lost u? let me explain, U have a crush, u can't stop thinking about this person, u feel angered, jealous or downright sad if you see dis person wiv someone else, If u r a guy then u want to talk to this chick, if u r a girl then u want this guy to talk to you, that's a typical crush right? Now how do u think someone who's in love will define their feelings in general...do the same elaborations come to mind?..yes! Except wiv Love there's feasibilty and potential, a crush will do exactly wat it's name implies...crush you!!! If u think I'm being baised there may be some truth in dat..I was infact the victim of a crush gone wrong! First year Uni, most beautiful girl in class vs. Nice, shy best friend, combination 4 disaster right? No need 4 details here just know dat d friendship was really never the same after I gave in to d crush. A crush paints a beautifull picture of wat the relationship cud be like but dats wat crushes do..they entice, manipulate ur thoughts and lie to you outright..DAMN YOU CRUSHESS!!!! Think about it, why did they name it a crush, even the name is evidence enuf, it's more destructive than construvtive. I'm more of a "with it or without person", I like you and you like me or I like you and I'm ready to make you like me or I don't like you but I'm willing to take a feasibility test lol anything else is 4 kids!

I like to miss my girl, all dat everyday hang out stuff can get repetitive and tiring, I want to devote my weekend to her cos we haven't seen all week and then miss her all through the following week so that the following weekend we'll feel even better...it works 4 some pple and isn't advisable 4 others...

Saw a couple kissing on d bus today...my mind said stop staring but my eyes didn't receive dat email lol, plus I had my mirrored Aviators on so they didn't know lol...I didn't stare 4 long though but 4 a brief moment I felt...in need of a kiss lol...mehn watz happenin to me...I'm getting all mushy mushy these days...dat's all I'm going to say b4 I start sounding like a friggin' lonely single sap!

I've got a baby cousin, she's 2 yrs old..I'm carrying her right now while typing wiv one hand and I love her so much, like she was my own child...but i neva change her Diaper..it's our agreement, I love her like hell and in return she marches to her mother when she does a pupu lol. One day the family left us both at home alone and they promised that she wudn't pupu until they were back...they were very wrong! 30 minutes l8r a foul odour reaches my nose and I pray it's nt my cousin...I taught her how to say pupu wen she diaper-bombs nd like a good student, wiv a smile on her face, she turns to me and says "pupu"...there's no escaping it so I get the baby wipes, her diapers, a can of air freshner, a carrier bag 4 d soiled diaper, powder, nd I pull my shirt up to my nose. All through the process dis kid is smiling, like she planned it 4rm d start...wen everyone came back I made sure they knew that this wud be d last time I'd accept being left alone wiv her...A family cannot be built on lies lol.

How cud I leave out the fact dat I'm a facebook addict 4 crying out loud...If facebook based their services on top-ups and online time I'd be broke seven ways to poverty by now. Funny enuf I thot blogging wud steer me away 4rm my facebooking ways but it didn't happen...as I blog to you right now I've got two FB windows open. One day we broke our internet router at home and we had to stay wivout internet connection 4 two days...I was a wreck...I started watching d Arabic channel and Chinese movies wivout subtitles...I call it my Mid-online life crisis lol.

I love having friends and I always try to be there for them even though it doesn't always work out the way I plan it to. The pple who are close to me tend to think I have a clear realistic approach to issues and so end up turning me to friggin' Oprah Winferey, I like to listen to pple, though I may talk alot I always try to give my friends their fair share of airtime as well lol especially wen it's about issues affecting them, wateva it is that bothers my friends bothers me so it's either we fix it together or u block me on facebook lol. However I'm d kind of coach who doesn't come on d field to instruct but relays orders via phone if u get wat I mean. I won't get involved in something that doesn't concern me no! too smart 4 dat...may nt even give an opinion if it's nt my place...don't u know wat happens to pple who stick their noses in other pple's biz...Robby is a better friend alive than dead!

So that's it pple! the trilogy is complete wonder what my parents wud say if they read my blog lol..."So u now call urself scribbles, d name we gave you is not good enough anymore?!!!" Parents will probaly be my next blog but u neva know wiv my very random sef...

7 comments:

exschoolnerd said...

so i am first...

always knew u wer a fb addict..u need help!

G-FUNC said...

see this nerd
coming here shouting first eh!

and we all know you're a pot trying to get a kettle to be a pot,FACEBOOK ADDICT! na who be them mama?

and wats ur name on fb?

holla!

Sir Scribbles II said...

@Exschlnrd: My friend I don't want to hear peem 4rm u...callin me an addict wen u r worse than 5 of me combined..mscheeeww! lol

@G-FUNC: The name's Robby Scribbles...

Miss Natural said...

lol thanks for your comment :) Hmm you got the definition of crushes perfectly, I hate having them too...they can be a waste of time.

You really do have a way with words, 'your definition of crush' lol. Yeah I know what you mean, if I saw my guy everyday I think I would get really tired. I like having my own space and I enjoy my own company. You are definitely sounding mushy, but its allowed :)

You and your cousin are so cute, lol...I have never heard of pupu before. That's a cute way of calling it haha. But her pupu will prepare you, part of the process of fatherhood lol. At least now you know what to do. Another classic statement, 'a family cannot be built on lies'.

I used to be addicted to facebook before, don't worry you're not the only one. Back in the day when facebook was all new and for Uni students I was so into it. Now the novelty has worn off, I still check it everyday too though.

Last classic statement, 'Robby is a better friend alive than dead' lol

Lady X said...

Im a FB addict as well!I change my status like ten tymz a day and when I'm not online for two or three days my friends start writing on my wall asking what's up!Yup it's that bad!
And I think you're a bit of a romantic at heart!
:)

naija shawty said...

-u are beautifully random, i pray my mom never reads my blog. well, she wud be amazed

lusciouscurves said...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, "a family cannot be built on lies" indeed. Priceless. :)