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Saturday, 27 June 2009

Awesomeness Prime

13:17 Posted by Sir Scribbles 35 comments
I had the most amazing expirience today (saturday), I haven't been this tripped by a movie since Matrix but it wasn't just the movie pple...let me gist you gist

I made plans wiv this blogger, who's identity I promised to keep a secret, to go out today. At first we/I agreed we'd go to a chinese restaurant but in the end we went to see Transformers 2...I will talk about that one later. So this blogger is anonymous in blogsville but we have been communicating for a while, you can imgaine the excitement of meeting someone for the first time who you practically know already but just need a face to add to the personality. I make my way to the meeting point, she's late...typical (lol), I decided to meet her at a station closer to her. Took me about an hour to get there but it was worth it sha...Blogsville get some FIIIIIINNNE babes oh! I've officially seen two female bloggers to date and I give them both 10 out of 10. I'm just standin there waiting for her, she's got my number, she calls, I turn around BAM! Fine babe looking sezzy in d building! I compose, I comport..no need to misbehave right? afterall I ain't trippin'. She's waaay taller than I imagined, plus way more cooler lol. We take the train to the cinema and we make small talk, she laughs, I smile, it's all good. It starts to rain, seriously oh! She's got a jacket...I don't. I ask her if we shud wait till d rain stops, she says no. I point out the fact that we will get drenched if we decide to keep walking...she says it's sexy seeing guyz drenched...I enter the rain sharp sharp and I'm even strutting sef lol. We get to the Cinema and I'm soaking wet, she's witty and makes jokes about me being wet and the fact that I'm paying... I don't know how she got me to do it but I ended up paying for everything...was worth it though. Movie time mehn...let's see what all d fuss is about

B4 I say anything I'd just like to say that Transformers 2 is a geeks dream mixed wiv the most amazing fantasy and covered wiv wrapping paper of awesomeness. To Nice Anon, I know how you felt my dear...I nearly stood up to scream "KILL ME NOW OH!!!" cos the movie was to tight! To Brokeass and yinkuslolo I mean no disrespect oh, but two of you need to wash ur eyes mehn...Una no like Transformers then which film will you like please?..."Dragonball"..abi na "Year one" The movie was so amazing that I left the cinema staring at cars on the street hoping they transform mehn! Maybe my case is different? I use to watch it as a kid back in d day and seeing it brought to life..a second time...for nearly 3hrs...was exaclty as Nice Anon described it, "An orgasmic experience". Watching Autobots own Decepticons in ways Jackie Chan and Jet Lee can only dream of is a geek's best day x 1000. I don't even have a best scene cos everything made me want to turn into a car myself....who else can make driving a tipper look kool apart 4rm Optimus "Awesomeness" Prime biko? Did I mention that the chick I went wiv was as psyched as I was, She even called Optimus Prime "Hot" because of that statement I bumped her score to 11 out of 10. I'm going to sleep after posting this and I hope to have a dream where I'm a Transformer, not a bad one oh...wudn't want to get on Optimus' bad side even in my dreams cos that broda owns decepticons d way Ali owned Mugus back in d day.I left that cinema wiv one goal...buy the DVD and watch it again..and again...and again!!!!!

So the day is coming to an end, this chick claims I'm not good for hand holding cos she held my hand during a somewhat "gory" scene and I didn't respond....I didn't respond cos I was so friggin' engrossed, she says I'm not good to go wiv to a horror movie cos I'd she push a chick away if she got scared...next plan of action, take her to a scary movie. Call me what you want but I put my Geekdom first mehn lol....I know you are reading dis...U know I'm just making noise shey? Anyway I see her off, we had a nice time, she's good company, she's smart, unpretentious and like I said blogsville get some Fine babes!...my wallet felt a bit lighter though lol

35 comments:

yinkuslolo said...

haha robby, u just justified my thoughts ehn. so, u've been chiking blog(s)ville babes ehn. 2 sef. makes sense. if the babe is fine and smart, ur pocket has to sacrifice something oh.

i still think Transformers is not worth all the hype abi noise.

well, one man spoon is anoda man's poison.

yinkuslolo said...

so u mean u were not tripping for the babe.

btw, wet boys are have this "hot" aura

Miss Natural said...

lmaooooooooooooooo...lol im just cracking up :) glad u had fun, transformers is really a great movie. so this is what u do in ur spare time :)

Rene said...

LWKM...nothing good comes cheap...I've vexed now.....no more waiting for people's review again, I'm going to bring out the $11 and go watch it dis night. Even my big sis called just to tell me about the movie.
Can I guess who the blogger is?

Rene said...

wait! u gave the chick 11/10 and you're not tripping?

Penelope said...

sheeet r u minding him rene! ofcourse he's triping! tHAT'S if he's not fallen!
*smiling from ear to ear*
soon we'll be reading ur love stories!! yaaaay! lol

chayoma said...

OMG, i saw it with Tinu on FRIDAY!
AWESOMENESS, i tell you. i already pre ordered the DVD! i am going to see it again on tuesday and i f-ing don't care what anyone else thinks...
Tinu was skeptical at first,but she had an awesome time (eating my fries too)lol!

waaayy better than Terminator salvation and wolverine (so wolverine had awesome bodies, but Optimus Prime was totally Opitmus-ly HOT, with his gorgerous blue eyes, for METAL, he HOT yo! u shld have seen Tinu and i...lol

okay, i dont begin dey talk too much!
i'm out

chayoma said...

i am gonna go undercover to find out the identity of this mysterious 11/10 chick blogger....

Gurl, wherever u r,show yourself, make we see wetin Sir Scribbs see in u...lol, 11/10 ke? i need to see with my eyes oh!
But then again one man's food is another's poison...

Sir Scribbles II said...

@Yinkuslolo: Why r u spoiling my name in d community jo!,I wasn't chasing, both of us just thot it'd be kool 2 meet up...why am i even explainin dis to you lol...Transformers is God's gift to Movies mehn!

@Miss N: yeah I had fun 4 real, yes in my spare time i blog, i play nd go 2 movies wiv pple i've never seen b4 lol

@Rene: lol...The movie has my seal of approval...anyone who said d movie sucked was boviously watching 4rm outside d cinema. It's weird isn't it? I gave her 11/10 bt somehow nothing can come 4rm it...How far my application jo, why r u dullin

Sir Scribbles II said...

@Pene: U r just lookin 4 my trouble young lady. I haven't fallen jo, if I'd fallen I wudn't even be blogging about it in just one paragraph...Come do u want me 2 fire u lol

@Chayoma: Ha! undercover fire! You want to find gossip shey? lol. the mystery is even excitinf sef...just imagine...she cud be anyone.
btw how was terminator cos that's next on my list...Optimus is just the coolest thing to happpen to the big screen...plus he can drop some motivational lines ehn..."Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing"

UnderCover07 said...

Lol...I agree wiv Yinkuslolo, so u have been chiking chics on blogsville...smooth operator!!!

Yup yup Transformers was a helluva movie! Lyk I said in my post, I cnt count how many times we applauded in the theatre...and Optimus Prime is Numero Uno baby!!!!

naijashawty said...

u dis boy. u do not surprise me at all. meeting up with bloggers shud be a gud thing if they have good intentions

yinkuslolo said...

robby, its ok. abi are u having guilty concon. chayoma, do u need a partner in finding out lol @ Tinu eating yo fries too

leggy said...

lol....y a secret?!lol...i wan know hu u don dey do....n wa u oh...blogvill whore...u no dey faithful at all oh.mschewww.i feel ur purse getting lighter...serves you right!!!
p.s:i think transformers is over rated.

Tinu said...

den den den den!!!!scribles im soo going to report u to my twinnie!!!ehen u took another girl to the movies abi????yes o Im an amebo!!!hehehe
But OMG TRANSFORMER WAS THE ISH!!!!!my goodnesss!!!!Chayoma i didnt even eat ur fries so stop lying!!!
who is this girl!!!!!i think I know who!

Brokeass said...

NA u sabi o Royal Scribbles!!
I still maintain my stand!
The movie no shake my own body at ALL!!
I guess I will be looking forward to Alice in wonderland.
LOOL!

11 out of 10 ehn?
Na wa o!

Rene said...

I just came back and all I've got to say is Awesome and leggy it's not overrated...if u know what I went through just to watch the movie.....anyways that's a post for another day.
Even my friend that didn't watch part 1 was screaming about it although she kinda disturbed me lyk thru the movie. i'm still tryna figure out which is my favorite scene.
Okay so I don't blame you for not being good @ 'holding hands'...me self I just couldn't move twas lyk I was glued to the seat.
Brokeass and yinkuslolo, we've got to talk. How won't you like it, huh?
Chayoma we are going to partner up and find this 'mysterious chic' o!
Robby drop some hint now...don't make me make you do it! lol

Qube The Wordsmith said...

Who is dis person dat u gave 11/10?

N u ain't trippin 4? Dude do u hav blood runnin thru ur veins at al?

Ok nw i'v heard enuff....imma go watch it!!!!!!!!!!!!

Qube The Wordsmith said...

Who is dis person dat u gave 11/10?

N u ain't trippin 4? Dude do u hav blood runnin thru ur veins at al?

Ok nw i'v heard enuff....imma go watch it!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sir Scribbles II said...

@Undercover07: LEAVE ME ALONE OOOOO!!! lol. wat did i do to u pple please ehn? although I do like being called a smooth operator lol

@naijashawty: wat do u mean I don't surprise you. ofcourse we had good intentions, it was just two articulate pple enjoying an awesome movie lol.

@yinkuslolo: lol...u pple will not kill me oh, she's anonymous on blogsville that's why she didn't want me to expose her lol

@Leggy: U dis girl wat's wiv d name callin abeg ehn! "manwhore" ke? So it is now a crime to see a movie wiv someone wiv no strings attached? wat is dis world coming to please?

@Tinu: Ur Twinnie was dullin na, which kin marriage be dat wey we no go ever see each other lol. I think I got impregnated by that movie mehn lol!!!

@Brokeass: Mehn I don't know how to explain that movie again oh! MAybe u just have beef for robots, ur a roboticist lol

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Sir Scribbles II said...

@Rene: I'm not allowed to say anything unfortunately, even telling you guyz dat she was a blogger felt like a crime lol. Rest assured there's no ulterior motive my dear. Are you blackmailing me...wen I apply for vacancy since nd u r dulling!!!

@Qube: Dude the movie was so good that I got the soundtrack and am using it as a ringtone mehn!. ASs for the blogger she's definitely an 11/10 but seriously nothin can come out of it lol

BSNC said...

lol i guess i was worth it. at least the chic was all that and you enjoyed the movie abi..

i am curious about this mysterious chic, i know i am a certified amebo..lol. so....

Lady X said...

Hahaha!
If I were in Jand I'd definately wanna meet you o! I wonder who the babe is :D
Transformers was MAD!
I felt like just getting up and jumping up and down and sqealing through out the movie. It is WAY better than part one! From the way they ended it I think there's gonna be a part three o. I'd SO watch it! I'm eagerly waiting for Pirates of The Carribean 4 to come out! And Twilight, hmm I've memorised the date for that one! 20.11.09 baby!

Dark Neo said...

If you take the crappiest movie in this world and include transforming vehicles...it will be one of the best movies I will ever watch!!! I'd give her an 11.5 out of 10 for saying Optimus is hot!! Hell i'd probably fall in love with any chick that tells me that...

chayoma said...

Scribbs,
Terminator was good! all u need to say to me is CHRISTIAN BALE and i shall be there! best seat in the house. plus i am a terminator fan! have been and will always be.
But Transformers is waayy better! u seen Wolverine? Jackman's bod...enuf said! lol.
planning on seeing The proposal (chick flick nite) hopefully it's good!

@Tinu, u were eating my fries oh! like there was no tmrw.lol. see ya mouth.

Sir Scribbles II said...

@BSNC: OOOO! make una free me ooo! if i hadn't said she was a blogger then maybe una 4 no dey disturb me so ehn

@Lady X: U know me nd u are 4rm a different planet my dear...I wud have like to meet you too...even if it's just to enjoy pur geekiness mehn lol

@Dark Neo: Dude i don dey wait 4 ur comment since...dat movie was too gud mehn...I can safely say I was shagged by it lol..i can't stop thinking about it

@Chayoma: I'm taking ur word 4 it but abeg u r describing the movie to me like i was a chick...or gay! lol. I see Tinu likes 2 perch lol

Naija bad boi.... said...

scribbles! scribbles!! scribbles!!! so u have been sneaking round wiv blogsville babes huh??? hmmmn...but hu be ds hawty na? 11/10....chai! me i envy u o....dont worry...i go try hook up for summer naw...(see me...like say any blogsville girl go wan hook up wiv me....)

Adaeze said...

I never bothered watching Transformers because I thought it looked like it would suck. But I guess I should try then since you are making such a fuss about it?
Congrats on the dates.. you got it going on boy lol

cerberus said...

Dude,

Patiently waiting for that movie to clock naija then amma hit that.

Lucky you strutting in the rain.

CultureCynic said...

*speechless*

Confessions of a London gal said...

So, since u cant tell us who the 'ele' is, can u at least tell us why nothin can come outta it?

As u can see, i too like kongosa (gbeborun!)

P'sy-A-wana said...
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P'sy-A-wana said...

Saw it, and i must say that wivout a doubt, OPTIMUS PRIME IS DA ROBOT...any girl who can like dat movie, is ok in my books so sribs go ahead take a gamble lol...but havnt u learnt anything we taught u, never shell out money on ur 1st date...u were strutting in d rain? u i remember running in d rain barefooted cos u didnt want 2 get ur shoes wet lol...@ ur "date" nxt time tell scribs to sing 4 u i'm sure he'd do anything...

Nice Anon said...

no words.

NaijaBabe said...

You are soo cheeky!!
Now I want to WATCH it...I have to choose the right movie cos I only go to the cinema once a year...dont ask me why...

PS...its not only the 'fineness' deprived that hide behind the 'anonymous' mask

Plus I concur...11/10 and nothing? explain yourself jo.