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Friday, 19 June 2009

Spoof: Reality check...

17:05 Posted by Sir Scribbles 20 comments
Snow white was a hoe...no need for explanations...seven dwarfs is enuf to say she even had weird fetishes as well

Popeye was a junky, oh he calls it spinach but I tell you anyone who needs to eat grass-like "Vegetables" before he can feel strong enuf to beat someone up is definitely on something illegal

Little Red riding Hood was a retard...how d hell do you mistake a wolf for ur grandma...damn her grandma must have been ugly!!!

Glodilocks was a homeless kid wiv a criminal record for breaking and entering, explain how u just wander into someone's house, eat their food, break their chairs sleep on their bed and then you escape d clutches of three bears unharmed...did u hear anything about the three bears after that..NO! cos Goldielocks and her junkie friends used their fur as coats during Winter in the homless pple's shelters

Aladin was a yahoo boy, take it or leave it! Poor today and rich tomorrow wiv no tangible source of income?...open ur eyes Jasmine!

Beauty and the Beast is evidence proving that no matter how ugly a guy is as long as he's got money he'll still get ass. It's also an attempt to make bestiality acceptable...appalling and pathetic isn't it?

Cinderella is a fallcy created to lure young illiterate girls 4rm d village to the city so they can serve as housemaids

Henzel and Gretel is a true story for Nigerians kids, if you wander around d streets long enuf you will jam who uses "jazz" and wants to eat you

Pocahuntas shows the nature of the oldskool Igbo man...after sailing the seven seas wiv his containers he'll always go back to the village to marry.

I cud go on 4 ages..........

20 comments:

Sulihp said...

wow. i'm furrrssstttt!!!! woot woot!!
lol..lol..lol.. i never thot of it that way. it's all so true
especially goldilocks!, and beauty and the beast.
pocahontas just got me rotflmao!!!

UnderCover07 said...

2nd....Sulihp u no dey sleep?lol

UnderCover07 said...

Scribbs oh scribbs!!! Thou has dne it again...see as u tke analyze Disney works...lol

Aladdin na yahoo boy...Jasmine open ur eyes...lmao!

Miss Natural said...

crazy...im going to comment on this again but I simply love ur mind and ur writing. will be online soon toooo

nameless said...

LOL!!
i fell off my chair at the pocahontas bit!!

Rene said...

i was literally ROTFL
btw, it's not only shoes

faB!! said...

I'm cracking up and I'm bout to choke on my Chicken. All ur fault....lol!!
I like the one of Little Red Riding Hood. But what if wolves then were pretty....lol!! U know the world has changed to something else.

And Cinderella's own is so true....lol!! How many times can you lose your shoes and it falls into the hands of a prince? Like ....seriously!! Maybe like 1 in 4million.

And yayy.... I'm 5th!! TOP 5 :)

leggy said...

lmao!!!!!!!!u no get job oh!!

BSNC said...

lol aladin na yahoo boy, how u take know. abi na....

abeg go on...

Tay-mee said...

LOL..continue oh, finish them alll..haha

yinkuslolo said...

i want to comment on the fact that u're a guy and u remember all these Disney ish, as in childhood fairy tales.

congrats on ur own unique interpretation, i am curious abt rapunzel's behaviour lol

Sulihp said...

Yinkuslolo you took the words right out of my mouth..how baout rapunzel

chayoma said...

see as the ribs i dey eat go choke me
Scribbs, u no fit kill me oh!
The beauty and the beast....true. see flavor flav.

~Butterfly~ said...

ROFLMFAO @ Pocahuntus!!! LITERALLY!!! ^_^

the YOUNG LIONESS said...

lmao!!!

NigerianDramaQueen said...

OMG where do I start from?!
This is the most hilarious and creative thing I've read all daY! Lol@ Cinderella, Beauty& the Beast....you officially just messed with some of my favorite fairytales! Still genious though:-)

Adaeze said...

Oh my you have BROKEN MY CHILDHOOD DREAMS!
Just kiddin.. I dnt even know all those disney stories. Creative! lol

CultureCynic said...

no words......thou has killeth it again......!!! ahahahahahahahhahahahaha...pls keep them coming....

P'sy-A-wana said...

LOL guy u crack me up so the morals of those fairytales r all negative wat about rapunzel, the ugly duckling, and sleeping beauty..got 2 agree bout popeye though reminds me of bad baby....rotfkmao

NaijaBabe said...

Wow...
Do I thepermission to cop this and email to some people...

hmm we'll see how long it takes to get to you...Lets call it a measure of our six degrees of separation...kapish?