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Wednesday, 24 June 2009

4: Robby Scribbles' Blog da Blogger

Watz poppin' beautiful pple of blogsville, It's Robby Scribbles here again and before we get down to business I'd just like to say something real quick. I think A woman's life is divided into three very simple phases based on her age. There's the first phase when she prefers to add digits too her age, the second phase when she thinks she's just right and there's no need to worry and the last phase where she starts to take numbers out. A 12 year old will probably tell you she's 16, a 21 year old thinks the digiits are in order and a 43 year old will tell her d cute guy at the bar that she's 32. Now let's bring today's guest out. You may remember him from posts like Tears of the Moon, Still Cave men and Only in 9ja. We went to Uni together and were in the same course as well, he's like a brother to me but still a friggin morrasucker. Ladies and Gentlemen put ur clicks together for P'sy-A-wana!!!!!

(applause)(Artquake's "Alanta")

P'sy-A-wana: GUYYYY!!! I dey feel dat song dieeee!!! ~OPEN UR ARMS LIKE SAY U WAN FLY AWAYYYYY, JUPA JU SE SIBI, JE KAJO MA SERE ~

Robby Scribbles: ~ALANTA ALANTA ALANTA, ONE LEG UP.....~

P'sy-A-wana
: ~ALANTA ALANTA ALANTA, TWO LEGS UP...~

Robby Scribbles: But how dem want make we raise two legs up abeg?

P'sy-A-wana: Guy why u dey dull? na to lie down 4 floor raise leg go roof na

Robby Scribbles: LOL! Bloody tout! Sit down Jo make I ask you question...no break my chair oh, dis one wey u don dey add weight so!

P'sy-A-wana: U get mouth to dey talk anyhow na, u r a big boy now , u get ur own blog, ur own posts and even your own show...U know sey I sabi u back in d day, back wen we dey beg ATM for money

Robby Scribbles: There are plenty stupid pple inside you! Who dey beg ATM for money Oloshi...it was a joke lol! You have a blog as well don't you, why u kon dey make many noise

P'sy-A-wana: Guy What I don't understand is why many many chicks dey read ur stuff, na wetin motivate me to start blog sef but the chicks seem to be ignoring a broda u know

Robby Scribbles: Why u dey ask me dat kin question?...infact why are you asking any question at all? You are here to answer questions Oga! And please can we stick to normal, correct english please

P'sy-A-wana: Why Scribbles my good man, isn't it indubitable that I am capable of conversing in wholesome English? I was merely trying to reecreate our moments as members of tertiary education structure...why u dey dull?

Robby Scribbles:......Tout!

P'sy-A-wana
: Mugu!!!

Robby Scribbles
:What are you up to these days oga? We've been out of skool for almost a year so that gives you approximately 360 days of womanizing and panty chasing

P'sy-A-wana
: Well, I've been working at this bank sha but e no dey pay well, Ironic isn't it? A bank not paying well! Anyway, I work hard and play harder as always. I suppose reach one fiiine babe house like that today sef but this one wey i dey waste my time wiv you that one don bust na. If you see that babe you go slap urself, she fine sote wen I first see am I grow afro on d spot

Robby Scribbles
: U must be mad, na so u dey always talk, na so u dey always tell us for skool sey u dey meet one one fine girl like dat but wenever we see d girl she no dey ever fine, sometimes sef we no dey meet the girl cos there was no girl to begin wiv. You remember TT?, shey u remember her shey? you told us that she wud make all of us dump our girlfriends and consider polyandry...but when we saw her wetin happen...wetin happen I dey ask you?

P'sy-A-wana
: Guy u don dull again o! She just had an accident jo...that's the only explanation for how she looked that day

Robby Scribbles: Ofcourse she had an accident...she had one wen she woke up, another one after she took a bath, one right after dressing up, two more while putting on make-up and one final fatal one wen we meet her face-to-face...If I see that girl in public I will call d police for her I swear!!

P'sy-A-wana
: Guy no dey enter d babe like dat...beauty is only skin deep you know

Robby Scribbles:I know it's only skin deep...but her skin must be like 100ft deep to hide that beauty mehn! Ladies and Gentlemen we will be right back after a word from our sponsors

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************************************************************************************* Robby Scribbles:We're back again wiv our guest P'sy-A-wana, Dude u see the way this world is going, in my day raising a child was done wiv a real Mother nad her very real cane, these days we've got gadgets for everythings haven't we? Soon we won't be able to procreate wivout a PIN number.

P'sy-A-wana: I feel you on that you know, but I'm not complaining dude, the more gadgets we have the less I have to do. I can't really be bothered you know

Robby Scribbles
: So we've heard about your shitty job and ur imaginery chick, tells us about ur plans for the future.

P'sy-A-wana:I've got it all figured out my broda. It's like Tony Montana said "First you get the money, then you get the power and then you get the women"...women being the ultimate goal for me. Infact if I get the women first Money and power can take a hike cos nothing wud matter anymore, I'd care for her and give her all my attention.

Robby Scribbles: Ladies in the audience there's something I want you to learn, it's one of the subtle signs of a typical playa or knucklehead. If a guy romanticises about a chick who doesn't exist yet and who's idea of a relationship is like an advert for a single sucker then he is either a playa, a sap...or P'sy-A-wana

P'sy-A-wana: Guy I no like as you dey disrespect me for here oh...shey u no sey I get some pics of you, pics of you b4 u come obodo oyibo dey form posh and fly, pics of u b4 u blow, pics of you back in d days of hustling...

Robby Scribbles:Hustle'fire!! Guy I don't respond well to threats u know? me sef get pics na,! infact I go show one now...
P'sy-A-wana: AHHHHH!!! Guy I remember that exam...U lucky sey u comot the faces, if not fight for don occur here...u remember "one-two-kiss-canvas"?

Robby Scribbles: Why do u like to remind me of those things ehn, u sha like to dey talk many many pari popo. Anyway before we go is there anything else you'd like to tell our readers online

P'sy-A-wana: Yes indeed! Ladies, as you can see 4rm the picture I am a well to do broda who's on his way to the big time...but I am single...Holla at ur boy! Much love.

Robby Scribbles: Dude it was nice seeing you again even though u r still a useless pant! As ur guy I wish you the best and also a relationship that last more than the life span of a loaf of bread. Ladies and Gentlemen P'sy-A-wana!!!!!!

Thanks for joining us again Ladies and Gentlemen, next time we will have another blogger on the show wiv us, we have decided to air the show a little later than usual for this guest cos we are hoping ur kids will be asleep by then...Till next time this is Robby Scribbles saying "if you think Karma isn't a bitch then ask O.J. Simpson"

35 comments:

CultureCynic said...

ahahahahahahahahahah mehn your adverts are HILarious!!!!!!! this guy u r sumfin else jare......ahahahahahahaha S will not kill CC with laughter....i no send!

naija shawty said...

robbby scribbles, i have to laff at ur faceless pic before i read.
long time eh

naija shawty said...

so, i think scribbles is on the left and ur friend is on the right. u and dese ur interviews, e be like say u're getting the logic of decodin pple small small.

Naija bad boi.... said...

lol......ur summin else guy....
meanwhile do i hear you begging me not to unleash ur pics....huh huh??? i'll think about it my frien' ...norin goes for norin u know....

Sulihp said...

SCRIBBLES SIR, U have killed me oh, i just threw my reputation away. se the way am laffing on the road like a fowl..hahahaha
off to read the rest..i'll be back

Tinu said...

I'm sure my roomates think im mad now ive been laffing my head offf!!the advert killed me!!!!and ur guest was reli funnny!

Qube The Wordsmith said...

dude u r nuts!!!

men love d concept!!! wat!!! gnrs2s

Chi-Chi said...

scribbles : )

yay, I love that song alanta as well
so cool LOL

lmao--any girl he says is hot, isn't
hehe

argh i was really hopping to see faces on the picture
tnks 4 covering dem :S

Tay-mee said...

virtual mama 2000?? *dead* i cant wait to see wat u'll come up with next

Rene said...

av slacked big time.
which one is virtual mama again?
y did you now cut out the face?
Naija bad boi abeg! unleash am joh! and don't cut out the face here.

Brokeass said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Dude see as u tear d babe finish mehn!
LOOL! I no fit laugh!

BUT COME O! WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!
I will know that head anywhere biko!!!

Psy-A-wana! I know who you are!
NO KIDDING!
E be lie say we go d same sec sch....
Foreal I no dey joke.
lool!

But I no go talk anything...before me sef come reveal my identity to u.
lol.

leggy said...

lol...i love the pin code quip..when you want to give birth...the womans body will say..pls insert a pin number!!lmao

Penelope said...

Eww that song is razz. lol

But funny post! haha!
n ur ads...dis young man...ur ads...
sighs*

Gochi said...

OMG....dude *dead*
That was funny!

BSNC said...

lol you are really good with these ad...

lol woman first, money second and power last.. make woman no kill you oo.


another nice one...

faB!! said...

lol.... haha!!
your ads are funny!!

Virtual Mama 2000.....lol!!
And speaking of pin code.... that would slow the whole process.

And who are you in the picture??
the left or the right??
I don't want to guess cos I don't like being wrong....lol!!

Lady X said...

LOL!
Funny as always. Why did you hide the faces na? I was already ready to put a face to you!
Mtsew!

P'sy-A-wana said...

scribs u don match live wire y na dat pic u use y u no use d dinner pic wiv d whole crew now dem go dey look say i short...ladies scribs and i (r baboon) look alike while i am as tall as scribs is,and as 4 d stomach i just had poundie and beer b4 my final xams lol and i used 2 put women 1st but now its money, family, friends, enemies, and then women lol.nice interview though but we need a follow up.......

P'sy-A-wana said...

@naija shawty i tink u r rite its hard 2 tell wiv d lighting and d camera angle and stuvz

P'sy-A-wana said...

@ brokeass i didnt go to any government school or d like i've been a bota all my life lol p.s OIS...scribs no vex say i dey try hookup 4 here

Sir Scribbles II said...

@CC: Thanks my dear..glad to be of service lol

@Naija Shawty: wetin do d pic please, anyway that was back in d day...these days we fresh!!! Shey u know ur turn dey come soon ehn

@Naija bad boi: U r mad Koga, I have a wholoe folder on my pc dedicated to Uni days, 4rm first yr wen u be class rep to final year...i even get ur defence sef lol

@Sulihp: Lol...I feel priviledged to have embarrased u on d road lol...thanks

@Tinu:My guest is a mad person!! The VM 2000 ain't no joke u know...My mum use to have one lol

@Qube: LOL! Thanks mehn! Na baba Good give me I say thank you

@Chi-Chi: You are just a prodigal blogger shey...d faces may come soon u know

@Tay-Mee: I can't wait either...I've got a list u know

@Rene:U r just an amebo girl! U want to see faces shey? lol. Naija bad boy can't do natin.

@Brokeass: AHN AHN!!! That boy no get boundaries oh, if you know him i won't be surprised..i'm sure he's even triied to hit on you sef

@Leggy: lol..imagine if a guy forgets his PIN lol...or tries three times and gets locked out lol

@Penelope: D osng is razz ke..I'm jamming it right now..I just wish my joints were more lubricataed cos I love dat dance mehn

@Gochi: Thanks o...u don't come by often...u shud u know

@BSNC: Mehn na baba God give me oooo...lol..glad u enjoy them sha

@fab!: Okay I'm on the left sha, I'm the one who is dressed better lol...glad u like d adverts o but the koko is dat u shud place an order...

@Lady X: I think I might put a pic soon....still weighing the consequences

@P'sy: Guy even 4 here u dey try hook up..oloshi! Guy no just eff up oh! I get some very scandalous pics of you oh so no dull

Naija bad boi.... said...

guy!!!!!!!!! y? y? y? y?!!! y did u have to say that...ppl...he was just joking...i wasnt a class rep oo....ehn me??? no way!!!...see ds guy want spoil my bad boi-ism....nonsense...mscheeew

Naija bad boi.... said...
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Sir Scribbles II said...

Naija Bad boi...LOL!! U see ur life! U see how ur life don pieces...u dey throw threats around wen u no get ammo to back up...infact this one na threat to you...if u venture try to consider effing up I go release d pics on every social networking site on d net...confirmed!!! lol

Naija bad boi.... said...

uhn??? me???!!! the battle is on!!!
i'm warnin you o...u dont want to go to war wiv me oooo!!!!

oya beg me now oo!!!!

Elusivebabe said...

"er skin must be like 100ft deep to hide that beauty mehn!" Kia you are wicked oh! Sure she wasnt that bad... lol. Funny post.

Elusivebabe said...

Her**

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G-FUNC said...

the kind laugh wey I laugh as I dey read Virtual mama 2000 make me dey barph as in spit dropped out my mouth.That shit about kids being invisible to welfare workers na the ish.
All those oyinbo pikins wey dey sabi spoil anyhow,It would be real nice to get it on them somehow and beat the shit out of em

by the way does it come with "koboko peppered special".If not can I place an order.I trust you guys over at your place.I've used razz-be Gone and caller IV 1.O ish and they were the bomb

lol

Brokeass said...

Errr Dude...Did I say ANYTHING abt gov sch biko?
I wasnt wrong too...
I DO know u.
LOL

And Scribbles No he ddnt hit on me...
But if I rmba correctly He wasnt exactly one to hit on girls....
or maybe I just dont rmba....
lol!

naija shawty said...

@P'sy: i know who u are jo. ok the facelessu. i guess u had some swallow dat morning

@robby scribbles: u wan try lol. let's see how well u can decode. talk abt being fresh, ur pic reminds of the chiseled toothpick mucsled clan, thats a good thing.

cerberus said...

First time here and i must say maldita sea your concept is heavily on point

P'sy-A-wana said...

@ naija shawty promises promises...no dey threaten me jo, 1 terrorist (scribs) is enuff 4 blogsville

NaijaBabe said...

Oh my frigging days. Im going to need 999 pretty soon.

VM2000, fatal accidents, skin deep beauties.

Scribbles you are slowly killing me. No wonder Ive been seeing your name everywhere...Hmmm

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