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Saturday, 20 June 2009

Part 2 Spoof: Reality check

02:02 Posted by Sir Scribbles 15 comments
lol..I'n continuation....

The Lion King is a classic Naija movie, an uncle kills ur dad and takes all his property, then he ousts you and the other relatives can't do anything about it. You grow up in a foster home, come back to confront ur uncle and aided by the spirit of ur dead popsy you regain ur rightful place in the family.

...and all the king's horses and all the king's men cudn't put Humpty together again....Obesity is a killer!

Citation: She was the reason behind the stereotype "dumb blonde" and fallacy "Love is blind", she also holds the world record for highest number of extensions ever used and was also Michael Scofield's inspiration in Season 1, Ladies and Gentlemen...Rapunzel!

The Judge concluded that the evidence was insubstantial, apparently the accused swines claim they were framed by the pussycat who went to london.

Due to Patient Doctor confidentiality, Dr. 90210 cannot disclose the real name of the Ugly duckling.

The movie "Life and Times of Solomon Grundy" premiered in cinemas; the audience was still settling down when the credits rolled.

Goosey Goosey Gander is now serving 25 to life without the possibility of parole

An old man, surrounded by tons of toys, wanted a little boy so much that he made one for himself...and you say Geppetto wasn't a pedophile?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water...and consequently showed us the horrors of child labour!

15 comments:

Rene said...

first..been a while

Rene said...

lol@ lion king
u crack me up big time

yinkuslolo said...

hi scribs

Sir Scribbles II said...

@Rene: I do..i never knew that, and here I was thinking I was talking serious ish mehn! lol Thanks!

@Yinkuslolo: Hello Yinkus...wats up?

Tinu said...

LOOOOOOL!!THE LION king one was the funniest!

~Butterfly~ said...

Looool! I neva actually got dt Jack nd Jill ish, doesn't water flow DOWNhill???

UnderCover07 said...

True talk 'bout the Lion King story! How's ya weekend coming along?

~Chocolate and Caramel~ said...

LOL i at first was thinkn the title of a naija movie was 'lion King' i wanted to start with them and their movie titles lol! Gud one but very tru!

Sir Scribbles II said...

@Tinu: Thanks..I was just inspired thank you lol

@Butterfly: Omo the main question is who sent them there...where were their parents please ehn?

@Undercover07: True talk indeed! My weekend is actually going quite nicely thank you...howz urs..any driving instructions misbehaving? lol

Chocolate and Caramel: I won't even be surprised if there was a naija movie like that coz it's not beyond them lol

Nice Anon said...

lol funny comparisons. jack and gill na very hardworking people oo

~Butterfly~ said...

lol, I guess u could imagine it in a village setting, it would xplain dt.

nameless said...

lol at the lion king bit..
"aided by the spirit of your dead popsy"

classic!
x

leggy said...

lol...u need to find work...asap..very funny though.

BBB said...

hahahhahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah
classic u...... very funnny

cerberus said...

Guy you want to wound me wit laff?