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Wednesday, 17 June 2009

Robby Scribbles' Blog the Blogger

01:16 Posted by Sir Scribbles , 23 comments
Yes OO! 3 Gbosa for The Royal Scribbles please...GBOSA GBOSA GBOSA!!! It's the 50th post pple and it's either I have too much time on my hands or I love una too much to keep quiet lol. To mark this prestiguos event and as announced in the previous post we're kicking of Robby Scribbles' Blog da Blogger. It's quiet simple really, I'll be having "FICTIONAL" interviews with the bloggers who spend their time reading "The Royal Scribbles". I'm hoping you guyz like it and it's entertaing enuf to get you guyz interested and our ratings/comments soaring lol, I tried to think of a way to order the guests but i'll do it the way I've always done things here...Randomly.

Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and girlz welcome our first guest ever on the show, She'll be heading to the motherland for some time so we decided to invite her here first, you may remember her from posts such as Links ,hook-ups ,jump-offs ,flings etc and Rape within marriage...Give a warm round of clicks for juiceegal!!!!

Robby Scribbles: It's so nice to have you on the post, how do feel being our first guest ever Juiceegal

Juiceegal: It's nice to be here Scribbles and I'm really excited, thanks for having me

Robby Scribbles: So Juiceegal is it? that's a really fruity name, do u have a thing for fruits or is like fetish or high skool nickname or something?

Juiceegal: It's not a fetish for sure, nd it's not really cos of fruits cos u know juices don't come from just fruits, it cud be vegetable juice u know, like a carrot or Tomatoe or something although science has proven that Tomatoes are actually fruits but u get the gist right? I just took words I thot were sexy and true nd put them together to describe myself.

Robby Scribbles:...Wow...that's alot of words. Tell me a lil' bit about urself Juiceegal, do u always talk this much

Juiceegal: Nooo I don't, My bad, I'm just excited that's all, there's really nothing to tell, I'm an average, confident, sexy, outgoing intelligent chick, I love writting and I love meeting new people. That's it really. Oh I'm a lawyer as well..how did I skip that lol? U know Scribbles, you look much taller in person?

Robby Scribbles:Thank you my dear, I'm 6ft+ of Igbo manliness aren't I? Is that all you've noticed?

Juiceegal: Well u r kinda cute but that's all I'm saying for now

Robby Scribbles: What do u think about me getting Head

Juiceegal:I beg ur pardon...what did u just say? I'll have you know Scribbles I come from a very respectable home and innuendoes like dat won't fly wiv me I tell you! It is this what this show is about? You get pple to come here and....

Robby Scribbles:...Nooo that's not what I meant! you see my little cousin's got a birthday coming up and I'm thinking of getting him a bag for skool but I can't seem to figure out which one to get 4rm dis friggin Argos magazine, I'm stuck between this Adidas bag and this Head bag...I wud never flirt wiv you on international blogvision...that's why we have a MySpace my dear!!!

Juiceegal: Ohhh My I'm so sorry...I feel a tad bit embarrased....I think you shud take the Head bag, it's looks bigger and spacious and looks like it cud hold alot of books

Robby Scribbles: That's a very good suggestion...good and ambioguos lol. What are you up to now Juiceegal?

Juiceegal: U know I'm taking a lil trip as well. I'm going to Nigeria for three months...going to get my freak on motherland style u know

Robby Scribbles: Yes I read ur comment on the Sir Scribbles blog before the post. Is there someone special waiting for you there perhaps?

Juiceegal: I hope so! I'd hate to go back to Nigeria and find out he's been sleeping around and has a hooker for a jump off cos that wud just be mean and hurtful and I'd probably have to castrate him cos he'd have broken my heart and all dat but I'd do it slowly and painfully so he'd know he done a naughty thing but I trust him though and I'm sure he won't want to get dismembered

Robby Scribbles: All I heard was hooker and castrate...He's a very lucky man!! Sidestepping to another topic, How do u think the youths in the UK comapre wiv the youths in Nigeria.

Juiceegal: Youths in the UK? are you trying to get me killed, u want me to be on BBC right "SEXY BLACK WOMAN STABBED AT THE AIRPORT BY YOUTHS" You want to know wat I think? I think if you take away the Knife crime and the gang violence and the underage sex and the drugs and alchohol they are actually very friendly people and enlightened as well. We've got different cultures so I wudn't say one is better than the other...all I can say is if they'd let parents lay a lil' smacking wivout Child welfare harrassing them the youths can be even more perfect than they already are.

Robby Scribbles: Those are true words my dear friend, so we wish you a safe trip to Nigeria and why don't you bring me back something? Like Kilishi or Kunu, I'd absolutely love you if you cud get me any of the two...or the both of them if your feeling generous...I mean I did make you the first ever guest on our show u know?

Juiceegal: I hope I remember Scribbles cos I'm planning on having so much fun, Kilishi and Kunu you said...here's my number just in case you feel like reminding me.

Robby Scribbles: Oh! your number! that's...interesting...and nice, very nice! I'll be sure to give you a booty call SORRY Phone call later lol. Well that's all we have time for today, it was a pleasure having you on the post Juiceegal and we wish you all d breast PARDON best! Ladies and Gentlemen put ur clicks together for Juiceegal!!!!

Next time on Robby Scribbles' Blog Da Blogger, Robby talks to one of the many commitment-phobic bloggers of blogsville...and my has she got long legs!!!

Please pardon us for the balck and gray colouration on the texts, our Engineers are working on rectifying the problem! Thank you

23 comments:

Tay-mee said...

FIRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMGGG

Sir Scribbles II said...

calm down Tay-mee...take deep long breaths...lol

CultureCynic said...

impressed...impressed!!!!..dont mind Tay-Mee she has never been first before so she doesn't know how to act...please emply the CC method of firsting henceforth...

Robertford i have no words for you.....cheater!!!!!!!

Tay-mee said...

Lol..calm what..ahh I cant calm down oh...*singing* Come and see the Lord is good*..Let somebody shout halleluyahh..hmmm The Lord is good..*ok now I'm breathing normally again..sigh*

Anywaizzz so Scribbles you're not serious oh, and we all know you didn't do any random thing its becasue Juicee is ur blogs ville wife..no p sha its allowed. Anyway let her even catch you..head bag??..joker.

G-FUNC said...

how all this pips reach here na
just 23 minutes after posting

any how I go manage third sha

now to read

leggy said...

lol....u freak!!u know u should cheat on juice girl...u really should!!!i knew she would be d first peron u'd interview!!o im only second bst to u huh?so u dnt love me ?i tot u were going to leave her for me?!!!*stummps out in tears*lmao.

G-FUNC said...

na leggy go come be the second now
all i must say is that I'm quite sure sey no be juicegal talk all that kpaks,please write the disclaimer now or you sure would have defaced her lawyer's certificate how won't a lawyer be smart enough to see how you were tryna get her to slip and give you some evidence against herself and again not smart enough to get herself out of the fix

scribbles! scribbles!! scribbles!!!
how many times I call you?
If you like yourself or her breast SORRY best interest,you ought to salvage her proffesional career

lol *that's a great endword init?*

UnderCover07 said...

Lol @ leggy! Scribbs dnt be tryna act all random now, the whole community knws dat Juiceegal is ur numero uno..lol.

Dude head...breast...lol...get ur thots out d gutter silly...lol

naija shawty said...

for real, u dis scribbles of a boy. cos u discovered the "length of ur height", u think we wud start tripping ehn.

nice blog idea

yinkuslolo said...

so scribbles, the accusations are really true.u know u were tryna hit on me. ok, in short.

chayoma said...

So scribbs,
u r TALL!!
hmmm....
*thinking*

juiceegal said...

First and foremost Tay-mee move from my spot..lol
Leggy no cry now, i'm sure u cnt even wait for me 2 go 2 Nig sef...lol
Rememba the castration threat in the interview....scribbles hope ur taking note...cuz if u try anything funny....i'l E-castrate u...lol
This is really creative of u......shows i have a smart husband..lol
Dnt worry i'l bring ur Kilishi for u..i promise.

Rene said...

this interview is funny esp.... Youths in the UK? are you trying to get me killed, u want me to be on BBC right "SEXY BLACK WOMAN STABBED AT THE AIRPORT BY YOUTHS" ....
head...booty call...really? Robby!
lol @ naija shawty.....'length of ur height'

BBB said...

hey funny..
so this is what we've been waiting for.. at least now dat juicegal is gone other pple can vie for d position

CultureCynic said...

lmaoooooo at Juicegal castrating you......at it gal!!!!!

Scribbles dont be an ashawo o, u berra keep your manbits in your trousers or else.........snip snip

BSNC said...

lol you try well well, very creative and funny. Abeg i want kilishi too...

BSNC said...

ehen b4 i forget congrats on your golden jubliee gbosa gbosa gbosa...

Tinu said...

OMG!!where have I been all these day Scribbles and my twinnie????ddnt see this coming!!!Twinnie ur in soo much trouble!
oh yeah I have to comment about the post abi!it was funny!!hehehe

nameless said...

nice pst!
lol

Naija bad boi.... said...

good one...but why must it be a gal first and second too....we guys are jealous o....
but ummm....ummm....with ur permission, can i entertain juicegal while she's in naij??? sniff sniff...huh?
lol@ head, booty call....u deerrty boi....

Adaeze said...

Good job and good idea!
Where's my email dude.

P'sy-A-wana said...

u done did it again scribs, i doff my hat...love d double entendre...u av surpassed ur master
lol

NaijaBabe said...

I'm calling NTA or is it BEN TV...to air my thoughts. This show should only be aired after 9pm