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Friday, 26 June 2009

Garrulous update...

04:30 Posted by Sir Scribbles 16 comments
Forgive me blogsville for I have sinned, it's been 2 days since my last post...

So I'm working on my postgrad projects and your boy is just typing like a lunatic. What's ironic is that I can produce a couple hundred words on the fly for a single post on my blog but when it's time to write some meaningful ish to impress my lecturer I have to roll on d floor and jump up and down for inspriration and motivation...Anyway, I was sitting on my bed being a good boy and utilising my skool fees well well when the yahoo notifier alerts me that I have an email....I swear my heart stopped...It was a friend request on Facebook from someone wiv my last name...nd my mum's first name...Imagine d fear wey hook me pple. "So e don finally happen?" I asked myself, "The thing we've all been dreading has come upon us, My mama don add me for facebook!" I don start to dey pack my online bags already, I planned on moving to a remote social networking site where she wudn't find me, it was either that or start a new profile, wiv a new name, new friends and a new life...a life on the run! The journey from my mailbox to facebook seemed like an eternity, like my computer was stalling cos it wanted the me to marinate in fear longer. There it was, sitting in the top right hand corner of my profile..."1+ friend request" I clicked it, curious and dreading at the same time. She had no picture...but that was explanable, my mum wudn't have time to upload a pic...she just wanted to keep track of her kids...my own personal VM 2000! lol. I thot about ignoring it, thot about lying that i hadn't seen it, thot about rejecting it and claiming it was a network problem and confusing her wiv IT jargons till she barfed confusion....But no! I accepted it!

The tension faded away, my heart stalled it's attempts to burst through my chest...it wasn't my mum thank goodness. I have never met anyone else wiv my surrname apart for immediate family. In all my days I've never come across a namesake as regards my Last name so I was curious. I decided to view this chicks pics...I shit you not wen I tell you I've never seen a profile on facebook wiv so many pictures of boobs nd bush...yes pple...bush!!! It was like a boobathon...like walking into the Playboy masion at Happy hour...like having a hidden camera in Megan Good's bathroom (Yes pple! I plan to marry her one day). This was obviously not of our lineage at all...She even some very rude status updates as well...thinking about them now makes me want to throw my brain in the washing machine to get the filth out...I no get problem wiv her profile oh, it's her life right?...my problem na sey pple will start thinking this embodiment of vulgarity is related to me...my family don't play that way mehn!!!

So MJ is dead...if you are expecting any quips 4rm me then u will be disappointed. I wasn't one of the "cry 4 the moon walker" fans but MJ is dead...d dude is dead and I can't believe it...I guess all those comedians who see him as a source of infinite material will have to find some other celebrity to toture on stage...Farah Fawcett's peeps will be a bit annoyed that their own loss is being overshadowed right now...but MJ is dead!

Naija music is off d chain incase you neva knoooowww!!!...I think iTunes sef is surprised wiv d way I've been jamming the likes of YQ and M.I throughout this week. I wud have posted links to some of my best naija tunes lately but where will I start 4rm? Is it Kel and YQ's "Turn by turn" abi "Ijinlé Pam-Pam" or is it Mr Jude "Incredible" Abaga himself. M.I. is like a breath of fresh air in the industry u know, after u hear half of Ajegunle proclaiming "how they like as she dey wine am" it's refreshing to hear someone who performs like he eats pages of a dictionary wiv his cereal. M.I. na one intelligent morrasucker u know...my fav line 4rm his song safe is "If there's ever been a rap dis flly it had to be done by another M.I...."...I nearly swallow my Ipod cos of that line


16 comments:

Tinu said...

first!

Tinu said...

My momsie too is on fb but she hasnt checked it since she opened it!Na wa for some babes sha!
I still dnt believe that he's gone!so sad!MI is the best thing to happen to nigerian music!

Rene said...

second!!!

Rene said...

My dad is on Facebook too and since I got the request I've never approved it although they have access to my profile through my big sister when they go visit her in jand.
Thing people do nowadays because technology makes me wonder if it is really make the world better

The MJ ish, I feel you on that...I wasn't one of the "cry 4 the moon walker" fans but MJ is dead...d dude is dead and I can't believe it... People just like to follow a trend

Sulihp said...

my dad is on facebook too. my sisters and i decided to absolutely ignore any friedn requests from him, lest our secret online lives be exposed...lol

yinkuslolo said...

MI is no joke at all but the rap messiah of naija. I mean his lyrics are like redifinitions. Nothing do that guy.

U know, my itunes is lacking naija jamz badly but I am still current cos I listen to them online. If only I can get where to download them.

As for MJ, the guy has gone sadly.

Qube The Wordsmith said...

If u tink dat line's good...

"The shit for his head mk it dread lik a lock"...

D dude's mahd!!! RIP MJ..

Dark Neo said...

M.I is the first Nigerian I WILL ask for an autograph when I see him! My mumsy was inquiring about facebook sometime back...I blanked her and changed the topic...Phew!! but i can still sense it coming.

Chi-Chi said...

lmao
you for swallow the ipod now lol
mehn, there's nothing better than 9ja music!

Chi-Chi said...

all my family members are on fb, sadly
except 4 my parent-_-

Confessions of a London gal said...

God 4give me o! But when me I hear say MJ don pafuka, the only ppl i pitied were d ones that bought concert tickets!
Pshew! Rubbish and Jabajantis!

As I said God 4give me and big mouth...
:o)

P'sy-A-wana said...

d only thing my computer is good for is to read, listen to music, and watch a movie...i even check her mail 4 her so just call me the postman...i must admit one my fave line 4rm MI is
"If a gal dont wanna flow me always delete her
Me nevr repeater
Me look 4 sthg sweeter"
"Ur BF is a hater but he can be our waiter"

NaijaBabe said...

Have I said I'm glued?
Apologies if my name is taking over your emails...

LOL- motivation indeed. I'm meant to be writing a few article for a mag and I'm stuck between blogger and scrabble on FB whilst arranging my next post in my head.

Ms. 'dufa said...

OMG! I just discovered Ijinle Pam Pam and I'm so in love with it!

Ms. 'dufa said...

M.I's the ish! Have u heard "somebody wants to die"?

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